Refrigerator Door Lock

$12.99 Amazon »

I like how the people who sell this refrigerator lock advertise it as a good way to secure sensitive medications or other restricted items, especially in public places like schools and hospitals, but every person who's...

Boogie Dice - Self-Rolling, Sound-Activated Dice

Before I tell you about Boogie Dice, let me ask, are you into technology? Do you like a spectacle? Are you lazy? Affirmatives to any of the above encourage these self-rolling, sound-activated LED dice to boogie their...

The How Things Work series of books endeavors to use charts, infographics, and colorful illustrations to teach us the meaning of life...

Stuffed Puffs Chocolate Filled Marshmallows

$3.98 Wal-Mart »

Forget S'mores, in filling jumbo marshmallows with milk chocolate, Stuffed Puffs just brought my favorite childhood competition of seeing how many marshmallows I can stuff in my mouth without needing the Heimlich back...

Eat a D**k - Anonymously Mail a Chocolate Penis (NSFW)

$26.99 DicksByMail.com »

It might be made of chocolate, but this penis is sized like a d**k. Shaped like a d**k. Textured like a d**k. It's even certified organic like a d**k! And it's all boxed and ready for you to send to someone you think...

Grasski Grass Skis

$462.50 - $600 Grasski USA »

Grasski USA says, "Extend your season!" And they're not joking. Their conveyor belts for your feet really make it possible to ski on grass, and train for the snowy slopes all green summer long, without spending $25K on...

Hoverpen

$99 - $399 Amazon »

Really, no one made a vertical Hoverpen before now? Seems like creating objects that magically levitate (i.e., doing clever things with a magnetic field) went almost as viral as making fidget toys there for a year or...

Windmill Watermelon Slicer

Discontinued

Oh, Windmill Watermelon Slicer, not since the Chef'n Cob Corn Stripper has a kitchen tool made me so excited for summer's bounty. Ah, I remember the summer of 2016. I must have eaten a hundred bushels of corn. With the...

Refrigerator Coffee Table

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This refrigerator coffee table is probably a Sobro cooler coffee table knockoff, and it's not a whole lot cheaper, but if you prefer the color and design to what's available elsewhere, the features and functions will...

ExtremeMist Personal Cooling System

$119 - $189 ExtremeMist »

Aside from the ExtremeMist name reading like "extremist" when I first look at it, the Personal Cooling System would be a welcome addition to my summer activities. (Extremists, though, political, religious, social media...

Tommy Tape Miracle Wrap - Self-Fusing Repair Tape

$36 Amazon »

Tommy Tape can you hear me? Can you see my leaky sink pipe? Tommy Tape can you help me? Can you Miracle Wrap it up tight? Tommy Tape Miracle Wrap is a self-fusing repair tape made of weatherproof silicone. Use it indoors...

Tammock Freestanding Hammock-Tent

$299 - $349 LIT Outdoors »

LIT Outdoors packs a tent and hammock into a portmanteau with their Tammock, an all-in-one camping shelter combining a freestanding hammock with a tent pitched around it. For those who prefer hovering off the ground and...

Atroposknife Fortel Transformer Knives

$165 - $999 Atroposknife »

Atroposknife's Fortel series of transformer knives come in various metals and finishes, with different styles of blades and implements hiding inside. What they all share in common: looking like simple lightsaber hilts...

Greenworks 40V Power Cart

$349 - $499 Amazon »

I'm strong like ox. Strong like bull. Strong like draught horse. Strong like...I have a Greenworks 40V Power Cart with self-propelled 10" wheels helping me out...

MI.MU Gloves - Wearable Musical Instruments

$1,615 - $3,233 Mi.Mu Gloves »

With with MI.MU smart gloves you don't have to find the beat and follow it, you make the beat, and the beat follows you. The wearable musical instruments are recording artist Imogen Heap's brainchild and decade-long labor...

Guzzle Buddy Beer Bottle Glass

$9.99 - $11.99 Amazon »

I get creating a Guzzle Buddy for a wine bottle - makes it much easier and classier to chug from a dense, 705mL bottle. But why do I need a Guzzle Buddy glass for an 11-ounce beer bottle it's already pretty easy for me...

Ford Self-Braking Shopping Cart

A self-braking shopping cart falls right line with the precedent Ford Europe has established with its Interventions series. Remember their last prototype creation, a lane-keeping smart bed? Just as that not-really-necessary...

How to Stop Feeling So Damn Depressed

$21.95 Amazon »

How to Stop Feeling So Damn Depressed is for all the dudes out there looking to feel a little less Eeyore, a little more Tigger. In fact, psychologist Jonas Horwitz has written his No BS Guide specifically for men, and...

Igloo Recool Compostable Cooler

$9.95 REI »

Igloo sees Mother Earth foamin' at the mouth from all the single-use polystyrene coolers we've shoved down her throat over the years. They've created the Recool, a compostable cooler made from recycled paper pulp, as...

Goose, Wingman of the Road Motorcycle Tent

Here's hoping Wingman of the Road's Goose doesn't bite it, leaving you despondent and questioning your need, your need for speed, at the peak of your story arc. More than a simple motorcycle tent, Goose is all-in-one...

Fortnite 17.5 Ft Battle Bus Inflatable

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Battle Bus? Looks like a Fortnite Party in My Front Yard Bus too. Why restrict this giant inflatable's lawn time to Halloween and birthday parties? If you're a Fortnite fan - or have a kid you owe big time for forgetting...

Food-Themed Pet Bowl Stands

$69.67 - $220.62 Etsy »

Miha Skalar's food-themed pet bowl stands are dog-, cat-, and Homer Simpson-approved. At least the pink-frosted sprinkle donut scores high marks with the latter, who I can also envision eating out of the holders on all...

Shatter-Resistant Chip & Dip Bowl

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It's a 2-tier basket of treasure! Classic Cuisine's chip & dip bowl is made of shatter-resistant hard plastic, with a 10" chip basin on the bottom, and a detachable dip reservoir perched on a transparent rainbow arcing...

Loo-niversity

$9.97 Amazon »

I mean, unless it's a bad day, Loo-niversity, I always leave the can feeling lighter and brighter, albeit not from having taken in one or more 50 easily digestible lessons about world history, literature, politics, and...