Missing your EDM festivals? Kids in need of a new hobby? Ready to ring in 2021 - and bid farewell with a capital F-you to 2020 - with a stay-at-home LED light show? Well push aside the furniture and get Grandma's glass...

Put your La Croix in a Tire Water Bottle and it will never go flat! Yuk, yuk...yeah, I don't know. There's a joke along those lines in there somewhere...

This Labrador Rug from Lillycrop Design blew my mind when I found it last night. Yes, it was late and I was overtired, but I was neither drunk nor high, and this optical illusion tripped me out. First I was like, "Labrador...

Time to shadow box a real live shadow! The Shadow Fighter Game from Fotorama projects a Shadow Ninja onto your wall, so you...er, your kiddos ages 4 and up can practice their martial arts moves, and enjoy some friendly...

Welcome to Edition 73 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Shashibo shape-shifting box creator Andreas Hoenigschmid is a sand artist. Or, to go for alliteration gold, a shand artist. For his Shashibo puzzle boxes, Hoenigschmid projects the same love of design and geometry, but...

The Puking Kitty Gravy Boat is bllleeeccchhh! for the 2020 holiday season. In 2012 the couple behind the Puking Kitty puked up their first gravy boat in the likeness of their rescue cat, Mr. B. They ran the design as...

Everyone knows nothing stimulates pressure points and releases tension like playing with a kitty. Yours, someone else's, it really doesn't matter. But what might surprise you here is that in order to play with these kitties...

My Spidey Sense tells me this Marvel Spider Man Streetlight LED Desk Lamp is a bright idea for a study / WFH gift, or gift for a geek who will get a kick out of hangin' with a hangin' Spider-Man whenever they need a little...

Kailo Patch: a giant nanotech pain in my ass, or a miracle solution for the giant pain in my decidedly not-nano ass? The nanocapacitor-packed patch Kailo makers say acts as a "bio-antenna" to turn off pain wherever you...

My Little Golden Book About Ruth Bader Ginsburg brings the late, great Supreme Court Justice RBG into homes as both an educational bedtime bonding tool for parents and children, and the best piece of collector's merch...

What is a Stove Top Stuffing Dinner Jacket made of? An interior lining of minced chicken, soaked and crisped bread crumbs, and savory caramelized onions. The outside, in a surprise appearance, and an affront to people...

Obviously I'm writing about Cleverfy Aromatherapy Shower Steamers because my wife put them on her Christmas list this year, and I'm recommending them to you dudes as great options for gifts for your girlfriends and wives...

Can't sex me, I'm the Gingerbread Man! Oh yeah, Gingie? The Gingerbread Kama Sutra disagrees. Equal parts tasty and sexually adventurous, Patti Paige's cookbook combines her signature recipes for gingerbread and icing...

Rude Alf the Blood Nosed Reindeer is another unexpected, twisted stuffed animal from Feisty Pets, this time a delightful perversion of Santa's top sleigh driver, Rudolph, made just for the holidays. Rude Alf and his Blood...

Hot Ones fans have been putting together their own DIY hot sauce challenges ever since the First We Feast YouTube show and its eternally poised and chill host, Sean Evans, gained popularity a few years ago. Hot Ones'...

And you thought an NES console couldn't get any sexier. Bexar Goods has taken tech skins to luscious leather levels, wrapping a classic Nintendo Entertainment System in premium buck brown harness leather from Wickett...

Halley's Comet might be more impressive when it comes to celestial visuals, but Haley's Corker is where it's at for not spilling leftover wine in your fridge, and preserving open bottles with an airtight seal. And - no...

If the holidays are good for anything, they're good for grabbing a spoon and a pint of Cinnabon Signature Frosting, and digging in with no regrets. The most wonderful time of the year? Psshhh. Not a chance, but 30 minutes...

According to the Beetlejuice Handbook for the Recently Deceased Sneakers, live people ignore the strange and unusual. But [creepy distant expression and eyeroll] I, myself am strange and unusual. Therefore, I shall draw...

Aim Like a Jedi Not a Stormtrooper. It's solid liquid advice from a vinyl toilet decal, not only because most toilet owners would prefer their toilet users' pee to land in the bowl rather than outside of it, but also...

Ugly Christmas Face Masks. Oh for the love of the Baby Jesus do I hope that next Christmas we can look at these Pop Funk pandemic PPE creations and say, "Ugh, those are so 2020."...

The beauty of this flat top grill, the Cuisinart 22" Two-Burner Griddle, is fat. Fat from your burgers. Fat from your brats. Fat from your steaks. Fat from your pork chops. Melting out under the heat of 30,000 BTUs, but...