Extans Akhal Shadow Bike

"Price on application." Not good news for anyone who wants Extans' Akhal Shadow Bike for anything more than a pipe dream. Or a photo on their desktop. But even as the latter, you have to admit this bike, inspired by the...

A Day in Code - C Programming Language Picture Book

$11.79 Amazon »

Mother Goose meets Mother of all programming languages in A Day in Code: An illustrated story written in the C programming language. Author Shari Eskenas' tale takes readers through an "epic day" of fun traveling from...

mcSquares Dry-Erase Sticky Notes

$19.99 - $49.99 Amazon »

mcStick it on, mcMessage it up, and then mcWash it all away and start again. Post-It users, are you mcLovin' these mcSquares Dry-Erase Sticky Notes as much as I am?...

The Golden Girls Geeki Tikis

$23.99 - $97.98 Amazon »

Picture it: a Sicilian Negroni on the lanai, sipped from a Sophia Patrillo Geeki Tiki, and served alongside the rest of The Golden Girls in cocktail mug form - plus Rose Nylund's famous Eggs Geflufen and Maple Syrup Honey...

Pinhead Baby Yoda

$50 Etsy »

Pinhead Baby Yoda, now that's a mashup both strange and disconcerting, yet also entirely representative of 2020. It's not really fair to Grogu, though. Sure, he has a voracious appetite, and occasionally eats others'...

Asobu StackNGo Unbreakable Wine Glasses

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Asobu StackNGo wine glasses have many nice qualities. They are unbreakable, shatterproof if dropped, since they're made of patio- and poolside-safe plastic.They're also ultra-portable, with the stem folding into the 10-ounce...

Window-Mounted Suction Cup Cat Saucer

$37.09 Etsy »

Know what I see when I look at this window-mounted cat saucer, a sort of cat hammock that attaches to glass via suction cups? The suction cup soap dish I used to have. The one that created an air- and watertight seal...

Vollebak 100 Year Sweatpants

$495 Vollebak »

100 years. Yep. That's about how long I feel like I've been wearing nothing but sweatpants. And not only does Vollebak feel the need to remind me of that, they also feel the need to create the 100 Year Sweatpants, a single...

Not dogging Peloton here - I have one and love it - but these 12 best home workout gifts that aren't a Peloton simply take into account that getting the company's COVID-exploded exercise bike and treadmill is tough right now. Popularity, combined with supply chain slowdowns, leaves many starving...

Heat Holders Slipper Socks

$17.99 - $22.99 Amazon »

Heat Holders are hands down...feet down...the warmest socks I've ever worn. Sometimes they're even too warm and I break out in the feet sweats. I wish they had a photo of what the inside looks like because from the outside...

Storm Skull Weather Predictor

Today...it will storm like the end of days! Muahahahaha! And tomorrow...it will be sunny and 75! Muahahahaha! The weather may not always be ominous, but with this Storm Skull Weather Predictor, your forecasts for it will...

STRYK RXT-1 Robotic Striking Coach

$697 STRYK »

Your dreams of being bitch slapped by a robot? Meet RXT-1. He makes dreams come true. A forthcoming "robotic striking coach" from STRYK USA, the RXT-1 mounts to your wall and uses 4 removable padded arms to spar with...

Origami Sticky Notes

$5.99 Amazon »

Fold your notes, messages, and nagging reminders into cranes, butterflies, boats, and other whimsical shapes that will make the words you've written look as charming as they sound. Or lessen their blow, as the case may...

KneeBlades - Rolling Knee Pads

$69.99 Amazon »

KneeBlades are rolling knee pads for home repairs and maintenance. DIY upgrades and rehabs. The domestic sports many of us play every day. Or at least a couple times a month when our mamas call us with a new busted something...

OMG WTF Does the Constitution Actually Say?

$13.48 Amazon »

2020 might be the first year of my life that I actually wonder, OMG WTF Does the Constitution Actually Say? The first year that I hear the kids, and the adults, on the Twitters and the TikToks asking, OMG WTF Does the...

Popeyes Beignet Camo Hoodie

$35 Popeyes »

Watch out Desert, Digital, and Woodland, Popeyes is bringing Beignet Camo to the world of military fatigues. OK, maybe more like the world of fashion fatigues. OK, fine. The world of slouchy slacker hoodies. The Popeyes...

Tabasco Hot Sauce Keychain

Discontinued

Tabasco Hot Sauce Keychain, proud piece of EDChili, at your service. The mini McIlhenny companion and spicy stocking stuffer includes a filled plastic bottle of Louisiana's finest. Sure, it's only 1/8 ounces, but that...

Lazy Glasses - Read & Watch TV While Lying Down

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Watching TV and reading my Kindle from a supine position: check. I like. Lying on my back with my phone propped on my belly and scrolling through Reddit and Twitter first thing in the morning and last thing at night:...

Dr. Squatch Pine Tar Soap

$6.25 Amazon »

While Dr. Squatch Pine Tar Soap would make a really nice addition to any man's grooming supplies, it is also a good gift for a man you don't like much, such as, oh, I don't know, say, your father-in-law, because: 1) it...

The Nightmare Before Christmas Operation Game

$39.99 Amazon »

See, The Nightmare Before Christmas Operation game is a great example of why I want to help eradicate this COVID pandemic. With ICUs full, healthcare workers stretched thin and rundown, and getting into a hospital becoming...

E75: What Is This Thing?

$23.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 75 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Life Hacks 2021 Day-to-Day Calendar

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Uh, that tip about the strawberries on the front of the Life Hacks 2021 Day-to-Day Calendar box? That if you slice them fresh and put them in the oven for 3 hours they'll taste like healthy Twizzlers? Somebody get me...

Romance of Men Folding Knives

Romance your man - or your manly self - this holiday season with one of Romance of Men's striking and ready-to-strike folding knives. Knife designs range from simple and sleek additions to your EDC, to ornate showpieces...

Zircon Leak Alert WiFi - Water Detector & Alarm

$58.92 Amazon »

Got leaks? Got no idea? OK, let's back up. Got running water in your house? Then the Zircon Leak Alert WiFi can answer the first question for you - and send you notifications via email, audio, and visual alerts when the...