Zombie Plant Seeds
These Zombie Plant seeds are good for growing yourself a very interesting, and kid-friendly, kind of houseplant. It's called a Mimosa Pundica, and despite its colloquial name, this zombie-like plant won't try to eat you...
SleepMuffs Sound-Blocking Neck Pillow
Sure, SleepMuffs look a little silly on their wearer, but consider: 1) you're either wearing the sound-blocking neck pillow while sleeping in your bed, a time and place (presumably) no one is judging how you look; or...
Kangaroo Side Table
Like any good kangaroo butler, this Kangaroo Side Table will hold your phone, your beer, and your bowl of popcorn on his tray. He'll hold your New York Times and your nudie magazines in his marsupial pouch. He'll look...
Quantum Physics for Babies Board Book Set
Quantum physics, is that what babies are into these days? Sheez, in that case, I'm even more relieved I decided not to have any. Last thing I need is to get intellectually dunked on by an infant. It was hard enough to...
WD_Black P10 External Game Drive
WD_Black P10 External Game Drive is for all ye space hogs, sheet-stealers, and more-is-more kinda kids out there. Compatible with Playstation, Xbox, and PC gaming consoles, the WD_Black P10 provides between 1TB and 5TB...
Valentine's Strawberries & Cream Heart Hot Cocoa Bomb
My heart is The Bomb. It's also a bomb, a bomb about to explode with my love for my She-Ra: Princess of Power. And, more importantly to her, with some strawberries and cream in a glass of warm milk, rewarding her with...
Watchy Open Source E-Paper Watch
The argument for wearing a Watchy wristwatch is paper thin. E-Paper thin. Like its Pebble predecessors, Watchy is an ultra-slim, lightweight timepiece with a simple 200 x 200 monochrome E-Paper display that "delivers...
Supernet - Hardened Basketball Net Waste Basket
Used Kleenex, crumpled burrito wrappers, flailing banana peels - nothin' but Supernet...
HadinEEon Milk Steamer & Frother
Latte? Cappuccino? Hot cocoa? Steamed milk? Heat and froth things up a few notches from the typical microwaved dairy you might enjoy at home with the HadinEEon Milk Steamer & Frother, a highly-rated foamer upper that...
My compilation of 17 of the best gifts for dog lovers includes both doggone good dog goods, and doggone good goods spotlighting dogs that will make dog lovers go, Hot diggity dog! Enjoy...
Cliffset - Portable Cutlery Set with Dishwasher
Always be prepared, Boy Scouts! And with the Cliffset portable cutlery set, being prepared goes beyond being prepared to chow down on some delicious food at any given moment. It includes the aftermath of on-the-go gorging:...
WOWCube Entertainment System
Rubik's Cube meets pocket player meets 21st century tech in the WOWCube Entertainment System, a 2 x 2 cube-style puzzle whose 24 squares are all active IPS mini displays that play games to the power of 3...
KALEA Automatic Kitchen Composter
"Kalea" is Hawaiian for "filled with joy," and German brand KALEA hopes after inviting its automatic kitchen composter into your home that's what you, and especially your plants and lawn, will be too...
Moki Car Door Step for Rooftop Access
Ladies and gentlemen, step on up...to the rooftop of your car, truck, or SUV. The Moki Door Step is a heavy-duty aluminum platform that hooks over your vehicle's front or rear door latch to provide full access to its...
Magidome Geodesic Dome Connector Kit
What would you do with your very own geodesic dome? Make a greenhouse? A yoga studio or meditation chamber? An outdoor office or covered dining area? A reading room or, ahem, date night escape from the kids? Magidome's...
Darth Vader Meditation Chamber Desk Set
Darth Vader: Meditator. The Force meets the OM in this Darth Vader Meditation Chamber Desk Set, a Regal Robot design brainstormed and built custom for a client's studio, and based on the Dark Lord's meditation chamber...
Small Business Shoutout: Ice Cream Keeper with Padlock
Thief! Karamal Sutra thief! It's a refrain heard in kitchens the world over, and it's one the Ice Cream Keeper from One Man One Garage is here to stop for good...
Cosco Shifter - 300lb Capacity Multi-Position Dolly
The Cosco Shifter, a 300lb capacity multi-position dolly for versatile load hauling, is a Valentine's Day no-brainer if I ever saw one. And in case you were thinking twice about getting the hand truck as a gift for your...
E80: What Is This Thing?
Welcome to Edition 80 (80!) of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...
Big Fig Mattress - The Mattress For A Bigger Figure
Where Ace Jumbo Mattresses are made XXL to support a whole gaggle of people, Big Fig Mattresses are made in your normal Twin through King sizes, but built to support just one or two XXL people. Big Fig designs mattresses...
Hey Dude Wally Stretch Loafer
Hey. Dude. Never before has there existed a more Dudeworthy shoe than the Hey Dude Wally Stretch Loafer. Piece by piece, I am going to break down this footwear, and tell you why...
NASA Rocket Lava Lamp
"Psychedelic," and "NASA" aren't 2 terms I'd typically put together, but this NASA Rocket Lava Lamp indeed joins them like long lost twins. Of course the shape fits perfectly, and though the lolling lava blobs inside...
Fat Rope Stick Emergency Fire Starter
You wanna piece of my Fat Rope Stick? Yeah? Yeah? Alright, dude - whack! - here you go. Now rub it between your palms to fluff it up, and go start me a campfire...
Blowjob Token
Roll your eyes, ladies, but a Blowjob Token, obvious as it may be, is the ultimate Valentine's Day gift for a man. Actually, a Blowjob Token is the ultimate gift for a man on any day, for any reason...