Security

The Space Safe - High-Tech Smart Safe

$599.99 The Space Safe »

They could have called the Space Safe the Safe Space, and it would have been more accurate since, aside from the brand's astronaut logo, this high-tech smart safe has nothing to do with outer space. It does, however...

Seismic Alert Earthquake Alarm & Safety Device

$59.99 Amazon »

While we're on the topic of how 2021 has to be so much better than 2020, let's talk about earthquakes. This Seismic Alert earthquake alarm from GatherWay detects "geomagnetic abnormalities," flashing red and making a...

Alarm Signaling Device - Intruder Trip Line Booby Trap

$33.16 Amazon »

Set booty traps with the Alarm Signaling Device, an intruder-... Dude, it's "booby traps." That's what I said! Booby traps! God. These guys! So like I was saying, set booby traps with the Alarm Signaling Device, an intruder...

Panasonic HomeHawk Window Home Security Camera

$147.50 Amazon »

Panasonic is expanding its HomeHawk home security system series this summer with the HomeHawk Window, a monitoring camera that installs in, uh, your home window. You know, facing out...

HAVEN Connect Floor-Mounted Smart Door Lock

$299 Amazon »

A deadbolt alternative for your doors, the HAVEN Connect smart lock mounts to the floor just inside the threshold to provide a doorstop-style fortification at the door's strongest point - its base. According to HAVEN...

Safety Light Curtains - Security Sensors & Alarm

$179 Amazon »

Safety Light Curtains could be the newest addition to my PPE. Face Mask: check. Hand sanitizer: check. Thermometer and O2 pulse oximeter: check. Motion sensitive light grating that sounds an alarm when someone breaches...

99-Hour Timer Lock

$29.99 Amazon »

Kids need punishing? Willpower need a boost? This 99-hour timer lock - well, actually 99 hours and 59 minutes timer lock - will buy you 4+ days of isolation from anything from phones and gaming consoles to booze and bags...

Pelican Emergency Lighting Station

$40.50 Amazon »

The Pelican Emergency Lighting Station is a safety precaution guaranteed for life. Unless, of course, you suffer an emergency that doesn't require a 378-lumen flashlight with a beam distance of up to 640'. Like an alien...

Havenshield Door Barricade

$599 Havenshield »

The Havenshield Door Barricade is a home security device for quickly blocking interior access to intruders. It installs over any standard door in your home (or office or classroom) like a wreath. Not exactly a bearer...

Soliom Wireless Solar Powered Security Camera

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The Soliom Bird S60 is a solar-powered outdoor home security camera. That is, it's completely wireless and self-sustained by a built-in 4000mAh battery that charges with at least 1 hour of direct sunlight per day. (There's...

Alias Privacy Control "Parasite" for Smart Speakers

I never thought I'd get so hyped about the possibility of building my own parasite. But when the thinking-putty-looking glommer is a Project Alias parasitic fungus, a parasitic fungus built to cap off your Amazon Echo...

Lighthouse AI Home Security Camera

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It's too late for me to get the Lighthouse AI home security camera to protect myself from the trick-or-treaters, but if I order now, I'll have just enough time to have it installed and running before my in-laws show up...

Haven Automatic Heat-Activated Fire Extinguisher

Discontinued

The Haven is a firefighter's attempt to combine the individual benefits of a fire extinguisher and a smoke detector, while removing many of the devices' drawbacks. The result is an automatic, heat-activated fire safety...

Door Bull Door Barricade Security Device

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The Door Bull adds an additional layer of security to your home, reinforcing locked doors at their frame, and creating a barricade much stronger than your lock and bolt alone. Installed on either side of an inward-opening...

BoxLock Smart Padlock for Package Deliveries

$73.12 Amazon »

Package thieves be gone! BoxLock, answering the call of necessity...or the call of mother...or however you apply that invention saying...was developed in response to the giant leap in our online shopping habits, and the...

Guardline Wireless Driveway Alarm

$59.99 Amazon »

Avon calling? The Guardline Wireless Driveway Alarm system will make sure the powder-peddling pink Cadillac - or a van with tinted windows and no plates - or your teenage son trying to sneak out with the car - never creeps...

The Emergency Escape Filter

Hyun Yeol Shin's Emergency Escape Filter is a pill that can save your life without ever swallowing it. It functions as a fire escape mask, but without the full-face mask apparatus that can be difficult and time consuming...

Spartan Shield Fire Resistant Bag for Valuables

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I'm showing you this Spartan Shield fire resistant (and water resistant) bag because I just ordered one for myself. I hope I never need it, but I have one friend whose house narrowly escaped wipeout from Hurricane Irma...

PEPPERALARM - Automatic Pepper Spray Anti-Theft Device

$298 PEPPERALARM »

The PEPPERALARM is a burglar alarm system that sets out to be a little more...proactive, shall we say? Its creators call it "The Robber Stopper!" and while they don't include any testimonials from robbers the PEPPERALARM...

The Lock Locker Bump-Proof Deadbolt Door Lock

$19.95 Amazon »

Yes, we've entered the age of the Lock Locker. A time when your door locks need their own lock. And just as the Add-A-Lock locks up your knob lock, the Lock Locker puts another layer of lockdown on your deadbolt. The...

Push Pull Rotate Doorknobs

$15.70 - $53.70 Amazon »

Brinks' Push Pull Rotate Door Locks allow for knob operation and open sesame access hands-free. So you can still get in and out when your arms are full. Or your hands are dirty. Or it's one of those days your fingers...

Mini CCTV Screw Camera

$19.99 Amazon »

It's a screw cam! No, not that kind...well. What you use it for is up to you, I guess. But I'm calling it a screw cam because this miniature CCTV camera looks like the piece of hardware--a simple screw just minding its...

The Crook-Catcher Deluxe Thief Detection Kit

Discontinued

Stapler, sodie, and steak sandwich stealers of my office (and the world!) beware. You have been marked. And I promise, with my keen detective skills and 9-LED UV flashlight, I. Will. Find you...

Fire Extinguisher Ball

Discontinued

In a way, AFO makes a fireball you can sling at your enemies to fight them off. But here your enemies won't be Goombas or Sagat, they'll be the flaming tongues of a stove fire or tipped-over candle, and your fireball...