Gear

Ole Hickory Tire Thumper & Fish Knocker

$27.42 Amazon »

Not sure how many people tire thump of fish knock anymore, but luckily this Ole Hickory Tire Thumper & Fish Knocker is a truly versatile clubbing tool. You can use it for self defense too!...

Phone Clip Photo Filter for HPS Grow Room Lights

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Method Seven made a clip-on mobile phone camera filter to help you take better photos of your HPS-grow-light-lit grow room, and that might be one of the most niche products I've ever heard of...

Jabra Speak Wireless Bluetooth Conference Speaker

$116.85 - $299 Amazon »

The Jabra Speak wireless Bluetooth conference speaker is a sight for sore ears. I don't know about you, but all these work-from-home conference calls have my ears worn out. And not just from listening to blowhards (e.g...

Gryphon High Security & Parental Control WiFi Router

$90.30 Amazon »

Gryphon's first foray into wifi routers worthy of their integration into both your home internet use and your home decor came a couple of years ago with the Gryphon Tower, an all-in-one mesh system with a sexy twist...

Primal Concepts Build Your Own Survival Bat

$50 - $210 Primal Concepts »

I knew baseball season was gonna look a little different this year, but I didn't realize it could look Primal Concepts Build Your Own Survival Bat different around the Dude house. Or more like, around the Dude's mama's...

Volkswagen Bus Cooler

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While I wouldn't consider an actual classic Volkswagen bus the ultimate Dad car - leave that to the Subaru Outback - a classic Volkswagen bus cooler? On wheels so Dad can pull his beers just like his kid in a wagon? Oh...

Lodge Cast Iron Cook-It-All Kit

$129.90 Amazon »

Oh Lodge, you're such a cook-it-all. Brushing off others' dutch ovens and individual pieces of campfire cookware, acting like your 2 pieces of cast iron reign supreme for all needs, in all conditions. It's especially...

BruMate MargTini Insulated Margarita Martini Tumbler

$24.99 Amazon »

The BruMate MargTini insulated margarita martini tumbler is like Cinco de Mayo shaken up with Mother's Day and served on the decorative rocks in the backyard with a shelter-in-place twist...

Creative Block - Problem Solving & Brainstorming Ideas

$34.99 Amazon »

And on top of everything else you've got writer's block. Designer's block. Maker's block. If you've hit a dead end, if you're at your wits' end, maybe it's time to get creative - plus down and dirty with wordplay! - and...

Kurgo No-Spill Travel Dog Water Bowl

$13.99 Amazon »

A travel dog water bowl that doesn't spill. Now that's an interesting concept. Interesting and ridogulous. I don't even have a dog, but if I did I know the first thing he'd do in my car with a Kurgo "no-mess" travel bowl...

Alessi Bulla Bottle Opener

$50 Amazon »

Disguised as a liquid metal trinket*, the Alessi Bulla Bottle Opener ensures they'll never see but a glint and a flash coming when, with the flick of a wrist, you pop open their beer, and put a cap in their lap...

PepperBall VKS Launcher

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POW! you're...not dead. But down. Courtesy of the PepperBall VKS Launcher, a non-lethal gun created for self defense, and law enforcement and military training...

Lock Pick Pistol

Discontinued

I think mastery of this lock pick pistol is going to be a little more complicated than point-and-shoot, but one thing I've got right now is the time to learn how to master picking locks with a lock pick pistol...

Skull Mason Jar Mug

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I've always known all that sweet tea my friend Cornelius drinks is just glorified poison that will kill him some day. And it appears the makers of this Skull Mason Jar Mug wholeheartedly agree with me. I mean, I know...

Divoom Ditoo Retro Pixel Art Game & Bluetooth Speaker

$89.99 Amazon »

Divoom's Ditoo is a super gadgety gadget. Styled as a nod to retro PCs, the palm-sized Ditoo combines a 360-degree surround sound Bluetooth speaker with a 16 x 16 LED app-controlled front screen to perform a variety of...

LEVO II Herb Dryer & Oil Infuser

$299.99 Amazon »

According to LEVO II, the LEVO II herb dryer and oil infuser is "for the infusion connoisseur." According to me: Sing a song of butter / infused with weed I dried / It's 4 & 20, blackbirds! / Let's get baked eatin' my...

Cuisinart Butter Wheel

$24.99 Amazon »

Behold a land o' lakes of butter, and the Cuisinart Butter Wheel ready to turn through it proud as Mary, so you can slather the melted gold inside onto bread, buns, baguettes, and dinner rolls for grilling or griddling...

Foosball Table Cooler

Discontinued

It's the pub game and the pub all in one with this foosball table cooler. The rolling ice chest has a 68-quart capacity for keeping up to 60 cans or 50 bottles cold for hours. Which is how long it's gonna take to get...

Tri-Edged Spiraling Dagger Knife

$49.19 Amazon »

If you ever wondered what one might use to stab someone in the back and then twist the knife in the wound, look no further than this tri-edged spiraling dagger knife! Even better, you can look slick as Bond doing the...

Extendable Chinese Tai Chi Sword

$46.88 Amazon »

The usual rule might be no sword fighting in the house, but these are not your usual times, and this extendable Chinese tai chi sword is not your usual weapon. Telescoping with the flick of a wrist from an 8.5" hilt to...

Guevara Cigar Lighter with Cigar Stand

$19.99 - $21.99 Amazon »

So this is what Cuban steampunk looks like. The Guevara Cigar Lighter shows off an industrial cyborg look with its slatted shell and mottled silver and gold finish options, and an industrial Mr. Belvedere functionality...

Bushnell Falcon 10x50 Wide Angle Binoculars

$49.99 Amazon »

I'm not suggesting you use the Bushnell's Falcon 10x50 wide angle binoculars to do any shady magnified viewing during your shelter in place. I'm thinking more like playing Hangman with the neighbor across the street who's...

Dumpster Fire 2020 Insulated Travel Mug

Discontinued

Dumpster Fire 2020 merch is about to light up online marketplaces. This Dumpster Fire 2020 insulated travel mug from Missing Digit Woodshop is a big deviation from their other whimsical designs, namely the Spartan Knife...

Electric Dancing Fish Cat Toy

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Maybe your cat has always been stuck inside, but now you are too, and this electric dancing fish cat toy is here to bring you both a diversion, some interactive playtime, and perhaps even a little joy...