Gear
Kong Beer Bong
In addition to my glory years of partying (i.e., any year prior to 2020) the Kong Bong makes me think of Sisqo's enduring lyrical masterpiece, "The Thong Song." A tweak here, a swap there, and it could become "The Kong...
SIND Studio Funny Face Mugs
SIND Studio has a mug - the drinking kind and the face kind - for every expression you wear and emotion you feel before and after you've had your coffee. There's a groggy Yawning Mug (before coffee). A jubilant Laughing...
Toadfish Anchor Non-Tipping Universal Cup Holder
Sip with no tip on your ship. Or, if you prefer, sippy with no tippy on your shippy. The Toadfish Anchor is a non-tipping universal cup holder whose most obvious use is to hold your cans, bottles, tumblers, and glassware...
Insta360 GO 2 Thumb-Sized Action Camera
The Insta360 GO 2 action camera will gladly live under your thumb. Or on your forehead. Magnetically clipped to your shirt. Atop the back of your tabby cat or Shiba Inu. Self-described as "the world's smallest action...
LUMI Keys Light-Up Portable Keyboard & Piano Teacher
Chopsticks meets Chopin meets chomp, chomping up alien music notes in a LUMI Keys arcade-style piano tutorial. LUMI Keys is a portable keyboard and piano teacher. It accomplishes the former with a 2-octave digital piano...
Bourbon Nosing Kit
Thumb your nose at the Bourbon Nosing Kit, and the snobbery you think it represents, but train your sniffer to better identify the aromas in your snifter, and you might end up knocking yourself out with the whole new...
Marshall Mode II True Wireless Earbuds
AirPods, Galaxy Buds, Bose QuietComfort - you've all had your turn in the true wireless earbuds spotlight. With their Mode II in-ear Bluetooth headphones, the Marshall audio brand is hoping to turn you all into Jans crying...
The Office Stapler in Jell-O Soap
March 24, 2005. A simpler time, when we were younger, life was still normal, business was as usual, and staplers were being congealed inside Jell-O molds in The Office. The doors of Dunder Mifflin opened on our TV sets...
Streamlight KeyMate Key Flashlight
The Streamlight KeyMate key flashlight will light up the night like...a little Tinkerbell fairy. But, hey, sometimes all you need is Tink guiding the way if you just need to find the keyhole to your front door at night...
Middle Finger Birthday Glasses
I bought one of these middle finger birthday glasses for my father-in-law, who turns 80 - haha, 80, the crusty old fart! - this year. I went with the "I'm 79 + [flipped bird standing in for the number '1']" rocks glass...
Kizer Catshark Non-Locking Folding Knife
Since the only thing scarier than a cat is a shark, clearly Kizer wasn't kitten or finnin' around when they combined the two to name their new pocket knife the Catshark*. It's a non-locking folding knife with the chub...
MovieMaker-Pro - 8mm & Super 8 Reels to Digital
All that porn from the 70s you thought you'd never get to watch again! Hot-diggity-dog, the Wolverine Reels2Digital Moviemaker-Pro is here convert your old 8mm and Super 8 movie reels into digital videos! Now you'll be...
Tactical Belt-Mounted Egg Holster
Who needs a Tactical Belt-Mounted Egg Holster? I'll tell you who. Tired of working his cottontail off for weeks decorating eggs in elaborate patterns all the colors of spring, only to have a good third of them break before...
D'CENT Biometric Cryptocurrency Hardware Wallet
Protect all D'CENTS and D'DOLLARS of Bitcoin, Dogecoin, Ethereum, or whatever cryptocurrency you've bought up with this biometric cryptocurrency hardware wallet. The Bluetooth-enabled cold storage device protects your...
Knuckle Lights
Who wants a coupla shiners? From your fists to their eyes, these strap-on Knuckle Lights shine 150-lumen beams into the face of any who cross your path while running, walking, or making your way to a good wee-wee spot...
Amazon Smart Sticky Note Printer
The Smart Sticky Note Printer is one of Amazon's first Day 1 Editions concept products, Alexa-compatible gadgets the company is testing out LEGO Ideas-style*. That is, the Smart Sticky Note Printer is available as a pre-order...
LELO F1s Developer's Kit - SDK-Available Sextech
Geeks have the best sex. Or if they didn't before, LELO's F1s Developer's Kit, a male masturbator with an SDK-available sextech console, is here to make sure they do now. Even if it's all by themselves...
EyeJust Blue Light Blocking Screen Protectors
According to EyeJust, who says it's according to facts, we Americans spend around 11 hours a day staring at screens. And those screens emit a blue light that sears into our retinas, causing eye strain and vision damage...
Keyboards for Photoshop
These mini Photoshop keyboards are plug-and-play collections of shortcuts for some of the most common tools and actions Photoshop users click-click-click their mouse to call up. Anyone who deals with the application regularly...
The Delightful Dunker for Cookies & Milk
The Delightful Dunker is delightful for dunking your Oreos, or other sandwich cookies, in milk. Right up until the bite when your teeth hit the Dunker's teeth and you end up with a 3D-printed plastic toothache...
Real Time Cryptocurrency Price Ticker
Not only does this bad boy track the price of your choice of cryptocurrency - Bitcoin, Ethereum, Dogecoin, etc. - in real time, but this bad boy is also a lady. Her name is Pauline. Pauline the Crypto Price Ticker...
Jack Offerman Wind-Up Toy (NSFW)
Name's Jack, Jack Offerman. ... No relation to Nick. Well, then again, wind-up toy status notwithstanding, maybe this plastic masturbating master does have a few things in common with Nick. You'll have to ask his wife...
Rainbow Customizable Hi-Fi Headphones with 3D Sound
You might choose your headphones for the sound of them, but there's nothing wrong with the sight of them getting you pumped to pump some audio too. Minoxidil's Rainbows are modular over-ear headphones that will boost...
Fingers Mk III - Tapping Fingers Mechanical Sculpture
There's something different about this sculpture...I just...can't quite put my finger on - oh! It moved! The hand, its fingers, they drum, they tap, they rat-a-tat-tat. Just like yours and mine do. And just like Nik Ramage's...
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