$9.99 Amazon »

Ain't no practical joke more practical than prank valve stem caps. The ridickulous penis tire valve stem caps will humiliate your friend Cornelius (more than driving a Dodge Neon beater already does) but still protect his valve stems while he's spinning porkswords to get home to figure out how to... [ Read more ▸ ]

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Steerable Snow Sled

$139.99 Amazon »

Granted, it makes for some good video footage when the kids hop on a sled and crash into a tree, but the aftermath is usually a lot better when they complete the run without incident. This steerable snow sled gives its...

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Rotating LED Headlamp

$29.99 Amazon »

This headlamp would be better if its LED light rotated 360-degrees and was brainwave-controlled. But I guess 60-degree vertical movement and manual manipulation are OK too, especially if you need a headlamp for more than...

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1Star Trek Klingon Bat'leth 6-in-1 Multi-Tool

Star Trek Klingon Bat'leth 6-in-1 Multi-Tool

$22.99 Amazon »

It's a little smaller than your average bat'leth, but this ode to Klingon weaponry still serves its purpose as a 6-in-1 EDC multi-tool...

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3Please Leave by 9 Party Banner

Please Leave by 9 Party Banner

$9.99 Amazon »

A "Please Leave by 9" party banner seems a lot more fun 'n' festive than my current method of getting people out of my house at a reasonable hour. Which is to set a Volume 8 Alexa timer to yell, "Get out of my house...

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17Earwax Candle Kit

Earwax Candle Kit

$9.99 Amazon »

Here comes the Earwax Candle Kit just when you thought you couldn't find the perfect gift for your mom. I don't know about yours but I know my mama loves candles, and also hates waste, and based on the number of used...

Hey Dude Wally Stretch Loafer

$59.95 Amazon »

Hey. Dude. Never before has there existed a more Dudeworthy shoe than the Hey Dude Wally Stretch Loafer. Piece by piece, I am going to break down this footwear, and tell you why...

The Nessie Family Kitchen Utensils

$29.95 Amazon »

The whole fam Nessie damily would like to take a swim in your kitchen brews and stews. Papa the colander spoon in your cooked pasta. Mama the ladle in your tomato soup and passion fruit punch. And Baby Nessie in your...

Magnetic Holding Hands Socks

$14.98 Amazon »

I wanna hold your hand...and play footsies...and be dressed to shoot hoops or compete in a track & field event at any moment, all from the knee down. Can anyone help me with that? Oh. Why, hello, Magnetic Holding Hands...

Geiger Counter

$94 Amazon »

What do you do when a Geiger counter app on your phone just isn't enough? You get yourself the GQ GMC-800 Plus Radiation Detector. This handheld detector and dosimeter doesn't just dabble in radiation - it goes full detective...

Atari Joystick Decanter Set

$125 Atari »

Is Atari slowly transitioning from retro gaming into merch? The Atari Joystick Decanter Set suggests so. But don't expect this to be just another pop-culture knickknack collecting dust on your bar cart. Atari's latest...

Desktop Model Car Wind Tunnel

Have you ever wondered what the drag coefficient of your dream (model) car that you cannot afford (even the model) sitting on your desk is? Me either. But! That doesn't mean we shouldn't strive to create a need where...

soundcore Sleep A20 - Bluetooth Sleep Earbuds

$104 Kickstarter »

Does your wife make you fall asleep with the TV off and no sound on whatsoever because the bedroom isn't a place for the TV, making you want to divorce her? Fret not, comrade in the silent nights, for there is a new gadget...

AirTag Cardholder

$99 Amazon »

Have you ever wanted to sit on an AirTag? Well, now you can with the Ekster Aluminum Cardholder - your ultimate pocket companion that's as slick as it is smart. This is not just any cardholder; it's a fortress in a sleek...

Limitless AI Pendant

$99 Limitless »

Welcome to the future draped around your neck - the Limitless AI Pendant. This sleek accessory is not just a fashion statement but your ticket to superhuman cognitive capabilities. It's like having a brainiac genie that...

Atari 400 Mini

$119.99 Atari »

The Atari 400 Mini is a nostalgic blast from the past, reinvented for modern times. It's a compact version of the iconic Atari 400, known for its role in the 8-bit computing era. This miniaturized device is not just about...

S2 Mulholland Electric Motorcycle

$15,999 Livewire »

Ever wanted to make driving around on an open-air death machine safer for the environment? The S2 Mulholland, LiveWire's latest electric cruiser, is here to make your two-wheeled eco-dreams come true. Imagine cruising...

Heleman Grill Scraper

$8.99 Amazon »

Everyone remembers the first time they bit into a nice juicy steak with a piece of metal filament in it. If the shot of metallic electricity didn't shoot through your fillings, then surely the groove it's leaving in the...

Floating Compass

$90 Amazon »

I could get lost on my own block if you spin me around and give me enough time to second guess myself. But, with the Suunto KB-20/360R Compass in hand, I'm suddenly transformed into a master of direction, a connoisseur...

Dreamfarm Flegg Egg Flipper

$17.99 Amazon »

I once got an egg from a friend of a friend who raised chickens in his yard. I cracked it to cook it, and there was a bunch of blood inside. That sucked. But with the Dreamfarm Set of 2 Flegg Flip & Serve Egg Rings, even...

Pressure Washer Gun

$67.94 Amazon »

Ever wished you could blast away the grime on your driveway with the same gusto as a superhero dispatching villains? Enter the Active Integrated Swivel 304 Stainless Steel Pressure Washer Gun, a tool so mighty it might...

TWINOX 6-piece Manicure Set

Sold Out Amazon »

One day my freshman year of high school in physics class, I looked down at the ravaged, jagged finger shields I was working with, and decided it was time to get my act together before I chipped another tooth. That's when...

The Worst-Case Scenario Card Game

$17.99 Amazon »

Picture this: you're stranded on a desert island, your only companion a deck of cards. But not just any cards, The Worst-Case Scenario Card Game. This isn't your grandma's bridge night; it's a survivalist's dream in 52-card...

Wilson Airless Basketball

$2,500 Wilson »

Imagine a basketball game where the bounce never dies, the game never stops for a pump, and the play is as seamless as your flow on the court. Enter the court with Wilson's Airless Basketball Prototype, the future of...