Lewis N. Clark Safebox Portable Safe

$31.31 - $49.99 from Amazon »

The Lewis N. Clark Safebox is a slash-resistant portable safe with a 3-digit resettable combination lock that comes in 3 sizes. Its rolltop closure, Magnaloft construction, and locking buckle will secure the bag to any...

Cat & Mouse Door Knocker

$15.99 from Amazon »

Instructions for use of the Cat & Mouse Door Knocker: "Just slap the mouse against the door for admission." Well. I mean, unless the owners of the home to which you're seeking admission have their house smart-homed -...

Custom Zip Face Swimsuit

$22.51 from Etsy »

Some ladies have to get pregnant to pop out a baby, but those of you who love your boyfriends or husbands enough to wear their faces plastered across your bellies have only to buy one of these Custom Zip Face Swimsuits...

Transparent Inflatable Pool

$84 from Amazon »

The season of inflatable backyard kiddie pools that are also for adults who want to chill in some hose water with a beer is upon us! And this 8' 3D Transparent Quick Set Pool from Play Day is my top choice for Summer...

The Hype Button

$19.95 from Amazon »

Believe the hype. Live up to the hype. Be your own hype man - or lady, and annoy the ever loving hype out of everyone around you. All with a single press of The Hype Button, a battery-powered sound machine that blasts...

E92: What Is This Thing?

$11.99 from Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 92 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Dedon Rilly Collection Cocoon Chair

$4,325 from Dedon »

A few hours of respite in Dedon's Rilly Collection Cocoon Chair, and you'll emerge as rejuvenated and transformed as a summer butterfly. Or at least, like, a little more relaxed and less sunburnt. With slatted geometric...

Vans Trek Rinseable Slip-On Shoes

$55 from Vans »

Introducing Vans Trek Rinseable Slip-On Shoes. You can call them Rubber Vans. The not-sandals maintain the classic Vans silhouette - right down to their single-piece injected construction molded to replicate the Classic...

3D Animal Earrings

$13.99 from Etsy »

Are these 3D animal earrings - 3D in both style and printing - not the most adorable skin skewers you've ever seen? From the cat that looks pissed to be stuck hanging from a lobe, to the narwhal who's wondering why he...

Eyecam Anthropomorphic Webcam

I spy with my little Eyecam...someone picking his nose. Looking at Twitter instead of working. Watching porn. ... Dude, really?! Watching porn with an anthropomorphic webcam staring at you? I'm tracking your every move...

Sitka Salmon Shares Subscription Seafood Collective

I had the opportunity - the honor, really - to try one of Sitka Salmon Shares' Seafood Share Boxes. It was a 4-pound dream team of wild Alaskan Coho salmon and wild Alaskan halibut caught and filleted by a small collective...

3-Inch Air Horn

$12.16 from Amazon »

These tiny 3-inch air horns put big sound in the palm of your hand. And also the breath of your lungs. Operating off of human rather than compressed air, the 3-inch barrels require you to channel your inner boogie-woogie...

Uncle Bill's Sliver Gripper Precision Tweezers

$6.99 from Amazon »

Oh no!! It's Uncle Bill!* If anyone under 40 knows what that's a reference to - and, no, it's not Uncle Bill's Sliver Gripper Precision Tweezers - email me for your 80s Trivia Stud trophy...

Magnus Magnetic Play Couch

$199 - $318 from Kickstarter »

Magnus is a couch. It's also a fort. A flying car. A Wipeout obstacle. And while Magnus will require some of your kids' imagination to make it into these things, it will also help them out along the way by actually transforming...

cent.ldn RC M90 Boombox Candle

$205 from cent.ldn »

I was just chugging along, typical hump day, when...BOOM!(box). It happened. I saw this RC M90 Boombox Candle from cent.ldn, and my week instantly became a little more fly. A little more bangin'. A little more LL Cool...

Luno Air Mattress 2.0 for Car Camping

$279.99 from Luno »

Luno's Air Mattress 2.0 is a quick-inflate sleeping surface tailored to fit your car camping adventures in over 1,800 vehicles. Looking at it makes me think of how, for years, I've given my wife a hard time about her...

Handmade 3D Chess Boards

$225 from Etsy »

All the talk of people playing 3D chess over the past few years must have made Keith at Lucky Dogg 77 Customs want to play some actual 3D chess. And invite you to do the same...

Firebird Nixie Tube Watch

$586.40 from Etsy »

The myth, the legend, the Firebird. Nixie tube timepieces have carved out their niche amongst steampunk fans, tech geeks, and many a bachelor pad, but Nixie Watch Store's Firebird Nixie Tube Watch could look right at...

If you're on the hunt to brighten someone's day, these 15 little gifts should present you with plenty of opportunities. Whether it's a spouse stressed from work, a buddy down on dating, a mama about to have a Mother's Day, or your own self feeling like a 2/10 lately, my collection of fun, funny...

The Kitchen without Borders Cookbook

$21.49 from Amazon »

Nevermind that The Kitchen without Borders, a collection of Recipes and Stories from Refugee and Immigrant Chefs, was created by the very refugee and immigrant chefs it features. The cookbook is an extension of Eat Offbeat...

Cocktail Smoking Chimney Kit

$79.99 from Amazon »

The Crafty Cocktail is all smoke and mirrors chimneys. Their Cocktail Smoking Chimney Kit comes with everything you'll need to infuse your bourbon, whiskey, or mixologist's especiale with a little smouldering barrel aged...

Freeze-Dried Candy

$8 from Etsy »

Skittles and Starburst and SweetTarts, oh my! Skittles and Starburst and SweetTarts, freeze-dried! Stellar Rabbit Foods has the stellar down indeed with their collection of freeze-dried candy. The magic of sugary fan...

Daymak Spiritus 3-Wheel Electric Car

$19,995 - $149k from Daymak Avvenire »

The 3-wheelin' Daymak Spiritus is an electric vehicle that rides like a go kart, serves as an urban commuter, and goes from 0 to 60...and $19,995 to $149,000 in 1.8 seconds. Let me explain...

Seal Shield Washable & Waterproof Keyboards

Whether you're dealing with coffee or COVID, Seal Shield washable and waterproof keyboards are the typing companions you can count on not to crack - or short circuit, or give you a disease - under pressure...