Mini Archery Bow & Arrow Set
The bow in this mini archery set don't shoot no stinkin' toothpicks. It comes with 10 real metal arrows, secured into polyester drill rods, that can fly up to 50 feet when released from the 5.5" x 2.4" metal and elastic...
Rain Boots Umbrella Holder
It's not that I'm into this Rain Boots Umbrella Holder, it's that seeing a Rain Boots Umbrella Holder, or any type of rain boot at all, reminds me of my #1 favorite word: galoshes. I've told you before, and I'll tell...
Retro Sunglasses With Secret Compartments
The Retro Sunglasses With Secret Compartments don't come right out and say the secret compartments are secret joint compartments, but come on. The secret compartments are inside the long, tubey temple ends of the sunglasses...
Normally, I wouldn't spout off about gifts for college graduates, because, hey, first lesson in adult life: you don't deserve gifts and rewards for doing what you're supposed to, i.e., not wasting the thousands and thousands of dollars spent on your education dropping out, flunking out, or otherwise...
Fruzi Freezable Insulated 6-Pack Holder
Swap your koozie for a Fruzi and you'll have a whole 6-pack of beers chilled, corralled, and ready to carry anywhere. Fruzis are soft-shelled koozies made with Gel-Pak insulation, aluminum lining, and neoprene sleeves...
Toja Grid DIY Hammock Kits
Whether you prefer your hammock open to the sky, with a top shade sail, with a back or side shade sail, or with a pair of shade sails to custom install to your shade and privacy needs, Toja Grid has options for all of...
Skotch Kooler Portable Grill
If you think plaid is rad and Scotch design is top notch design (though I think it's probably Scottish style / top nottish design) have a looksee at Skotch Kooler's Portable Grill. It's a bucket o' BBQ that burns wood...
Woozie Can Cooler & Cone Holder
High-five to John Olwig not only for his Woozie Can Cooler & Cone Holder, but for his introduction to it: "Here today we have a rather special type of can cooler or can sleeve." Rather special, indeed. So a high-five...
Drop Cup - Pong That's On A Roll
Do you throw like a girl? Try rolling instead. Drop Cup is a new take on beer pong (or sodie pong, since they advertise it as both a family and an adult party game) that has players roll the ball rather than throwing it...
Makita Portable Cordless Microwave
Makita might be known for power tools, but while the company's new Portable Cordless Microwave Oven looks like a beast, it doesn't bring a whole lot of power to the tool table. With an output of either 350 or 500 watts...
Supernova Bluetooth Speaker & Lantern
The Supernova is coming to blast you out of your bedroom...with sound and light. Though possibly also with advanced mecha weaponry controlled by AI. Could really go either way these days...
PVC Stitch Liquid Patch
Rafters, divers, general outdoorsmen (and ladies), people who float in the pool, vegan leatherheads, and houseguests who find a leak in their air mattress, PVC Stitch Liquid Patch was made for you. The repair serum is...
National Parks Aprons
Yo, Semite Joshua, these are some Grand Yellow National Parks Aprons from Hedley & Bennett. Use them for cooking or grilling, give them as gifts to Mom or Dad, or snag one for yourself as a reminder of childhood trips...
Sparkling Sprinkles Champagne-Shaped Sprinkler
Can I interest you in some Sparkling Sprinkles, a Champagne-shaped sprinkler and mister that could have also been called Bubbly Cock & Balls?...
Make Me Pretty Lighter Cases
Ladies with large purses, Make Me Pretty Lighter Cases are calling to you. They're saying, Hey! Don't you need something superfluous and extra bulky to help fill that thing up? Not only can we double...triple...quadruple!...
RMP MOwok Collapsible Cooking Grill
Need MOwok in your life? Check out this collapsible propane cooking grill / griddle from RMP. The powder-coated steel base - with bitchin' flame cutouts - supports an 18" steel disc with stainless steel handles RMP designed...
NO Sunglasses
I don't got NO Sunglasses, and I don't want NO Sunglasses. What am I, a contrarian? ... Nevermind, don't answer that...
Kitchen Cooking Oil Dispenser Bottle with Basting Brush
If you like a brush of oil on your meats and veggies, or a squeeze of it in your salads and saute pans, then this kitchen cooking oil dispenser bottle and its basting brush topper are for you...
REALROOMS Metal Locker Storage Cabinets
No thank you, REALROOMS, I won't be decorating my home with metal storage cabinets, nightstands, or any other piece of furniture that reminds me of my high school locker. Don't you know forgetting my combination and not...
Black Dragon Backpack
Looks like Puff the Magic Dragon puffed himself to make this Black Dragon Backpack. Oh wait, nevermind. It says the bag is made from "eco leather," not real dragon skin, so Puff is probably fine...
Cobra Storage Garage Door Rack
I don't know if feng shui or Marie Kondo would like the looks of a Cobra Storage Garage Door Rack, but dudes. What a way to maximize space in your garage. Cobra Storage originally developed their Cobra Racks to secure...
Yoshino B330 SST Solid-State Portable Power Station
It looks like a portable speaker, but rather than blasting sound, the Yoshino B330 SST blasts power. To your portable speaker, if you like. Or your smartphone, tablet, laptop, fan, mini fridge, CPAP machine...CPAP machine?...
Master Lock Bluetooth Outdoor Padlock
The Master Lock Bluetooth Outdoor Padlock opens sesame using your smartphone and the Master Lock Vault Home or Master Lock Vault Enterprise app. So, yeah, that means you must have your smartphone and the app on hand...
Wooden Hammock Swing
Is this Wooden Hammock Swing from Hi Home Decor giving anyone else Indiana Jones vibes? Or at least Indiana Jones Cat Bridge vibes? Good thing the handmade tree swing is for lounging, napping, and swaying supine in the...