Playdate Handheld Game System

$179 Playdate »

What's old is new again. The Playdate handheld game system will officially debut this year, with preorders beginning on July 29, 2021. Unlike Nintendo's own Switch (itself coming out with some shiny new upgrades) the...

Lorals Latex Panties - A New Way to Say Yes to Oral

$25 Lorals »

Finally! A wearable dental dam! Lorals Latex Panties, despite being able to stop right there - latex panties? I'm in! Wrap some in every style up as a gift for my wife - aren't just sexy underwear to look at, they're...

Rubber Chicken Slingshots

$13.99 Amazon »

If you don't give a flying cluck about these rubber chicken slingshots, then...more rubber chicken slingshots for me! This listing is for a party-ready pack of 30 finger fliers, each ready to partake in some poultry shenanigans...

12' Inferno Pumpkin Skeleton with LCD Eyes

$349 Home Depot »

Home Depot is following up the spooky success their 12' Skeleton from last Halloween not only with even more 12' Skeletons for this year, but the all-new 12' Inferno Pumpkin Skeleton with LifeEyes (i.e., LCD eyeballs...

Flagship Light - Turn a Skillet Into a Cast Iron Grill

$49 - $59 Kickstarter »

Flagship Light is a cast iron plate that fits inside any 10" to 12" skillet you already own. According to Flagship designers, it turns the skillet into a legit cast iron grilling surface you can use to replicate the dry...

Bang!: Masturbation for All Genders & Abilities

$13.46 Amazon »

You were searching for a book on masturbation for people of all genders and abilities? Bang! Here it is. Hey, it's even titled Bang!: Masturbation for People of All Genders and Abilities...

Smart Electric Blackout Window Shade

$145.99 Amazon »

Throw shade 'til you black out, and sleep well at night because of it. These smart electric roller shades are made of 100% blackout material, and custom sized to fit any windows in your house. Put them in the bedroom...

Sunset Projection Lamp

$19.99 Amazon »

How do you like your sunsets? Orange? Red? Up against the wall of your bedroom? Beaming their fiery rays across your two cats sitting at the piano alongside a portrait you're painting of your dog? Check, check, check...

3D Skull Silicone Cake Mold

$13.98 Amazon »

I could call this 3D Skull Silicone Cake Mold a Life-Size or 1:1 Scale 3D Skull Silicone Cake Mold, because even if it doesn't unmold the size of your skull or my skull right now, it was the size of our skulls at some...

Hummingbird Ring Feeder

$4.99 Amazon »

Hand-, or rather, finger-feed your garden's most adorable guests with a Hummingbird Ring Feeder. The oversized ring is a scaled-down version of a standard plastic hummingbird feeder, with a bottom reservoir for the sugar...

Chameleon Tape Measure

$78.98 Amazon »

Before I tell you about the delightful and whimsical Chameleon Tape Measure from Coppertist.Wu, let me tell you an almost unbelievable nugget of information about the chameleon, and namely the chameleon's tongue, the...

Virtual Mate - Worlds' First Virtual Intimacy System

The long wait for your Mate is over! Virtual Mate, following a very successful crowdfunding campaign, has released some very slick - like, Astroglide slick - new technology. Self-described as "the world's first virtual...

Lever Gear BitVault

$39.95 Amazon »

The Lever Gear BitVault is both for your bits and your bits 'n' pieces. Beneath its sliding drawer the EDC keychain tool has a segmented chamber that holds hex bits, pills, toothpicks, a bill or two of cash, phone adapters...

Dr. Squatch Star Wars Collection Soap

Perhaps once they see Dr. Squatch's Star Wars Collection Soap your kiddos won't want to cast bathtime into a galaxy far, far away. A limited edition from the hairy beast grooming brand, Star Wars Soaps pay equal homage...

Session Goods One Hitter

The Session Goods One Hitter isn't your grandpa's pipe. But your refined and elegant grandma would probably love it. Another release from designer-level smoking companion brand Session Goods, the One Hitter is a piece...

Klapster Fold-Flat Staircase

Behold, the incredible disappearing...staircase? The Klapster fold-flat staircase, while more design and engineering ingenuity than pure magic, is truly a remarkable sight to see, and an even more practical installation...

The Adventure Challenge Scratch-Off Adventure Books

$39.99 - $147.99 The Adventure Challenge »

It's Choose Your Own Adventure IRL, and in the style of a scratch-off surprise challenge to create enriching and memorable experiences! OK, the word "adventure" notwithstanding, I guess The Adventure Challenge scratch-off...

TOYOGE Knuckle Duster

$18.98 Amazon »

Fidget toy meets self defense weapon in the TOYOGE Knuckle Duster. Even when you're wearing it, with its bright white-and-black carbon plastic composition, and funky shape covered in textures and imprinted accents, the...

E105: What Is This Thing?

$9.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 105 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

SPOTMYUV Stickers - Detect When to Reapply Sunscreen

$14.99 - $34.99 Amazon »

As if it's not bad enough my mama still nags me to wear sunscreen, now she's gonna slap a SPOTMYUV sticker detector on me everytime I go to her house so she can nag me to reapply it. SPOTMYUV is a color-changing UV detection...

Razer Sneki Snek Slippers

$49.99 Razer »

Fans of Razer's Sneki Snek will ssssscream for the tech brand's new Sneki Snek Slippers. So too might non-gamers who just really like snakes, or even evil ducks, since that's what the slippers iteration of Sneki Snek...

microMend Emergency Wound Closures

$21.99 - $36.99 Amazon »

microMend Emergency Wound Closures give new meaning to the term "pinch one off." Marketed as a quick, safe, and way less expensive alternative to heading to the ER for stitches, microMend closures can seal lacerations...

Ohmie Lamp - Lamp Made from Orange Peels

$86 - $99 Krill Design »

I put my orange peels in the compost bin, Ohmie puts theirs in a desk lamp. To-may-to, to-mah-to, we both support sustainable living. Ohmie's method is just a lot more innovative and artistic than mine...

Penis Body Pillow

$162 Etsy »

This Penis Body Pillow from Crochet Moore Co. is essentially a boyfriend pillow for people who don't necessarily bemoan not having the strong arm and cozy chest of a boyfriend, but do regret the absence of a boyfriend's...