Wrist Buddy Yoga Blocks

$41.70 - $44.81 Amazon »

There's always room for improvement in yoga, and apparently there is also always room for improvement in yoga gear. These Wrist Buddy Yoga Blocks described themselves as "the ultimate ergonomic upgrade for maximum wrist...

Strongman Beer Glass

$36.40 The Apollo Box »

Strong like ox meets strong like Brewmeister Snake Venom in this Strongman Beer Glass. It's the official stein of meatheads with both bulging biceps and bulging guts!...

Dick Brake Light Prank Decal

$5 - $8.70 Etsy »

I brake for dicks. No wait, you brake for dicks. At least once I've secured a couple of Dick Brake Light Prank Decals onto those wee red covers on the back of your car. And by you, I mean my friend Cornelius, because...

Actually, what I should say about this wild footwear is that the roundup contains 9 fun and funky animal shoes, and one pair of spooky and possibly sadistic animal boots. Scroll on down to number 10 to see what I mean...

ClampTape Clothespin-Shaped Tape Dispenser

Sold Out Amazon »

The ClampTape, a clothespin-shaped tape dispenser you can clip on any narrow edge, is some good stuff. Well-conceived, seemingly well-executed, space-saving stuff. I think the idea's gonna grip consumers, and stick with...

Animal Plushie Chairs

Be still my heart! This animal plushie chair line from APcollection is so charming! So whimsical! So creative! So...uncomfortable-looking to sit on! Well. Three out of four ain't bad. Can't be any worse than the Giant...

OMORPHO MicroLoad Weighted Sports & Fitness Clothing

OMORPHO weighted sports and fitness clothing won't just omorpho you into a whole new level of athlete, or human with a hot, ripped body. But the line of "MicroLoad"-enhanced tops and bottoms could give you an edge as...

Lugos Multifunctional Indoor/Outdoor Cordless Fan

$109 Kickstarter »

While the Lugos multifunctional indoor / outdoor cordless fan is mildly interesting, it is nowhere near as interesting as the tent pictured behind it in the promo photos and video. Can you see what I see printed on that...

Suspended Sofa

Suspend your disbelief! Or let Mark Mitchell suspend it for you with his Suspended Sofa. I don't know how, and I don't know with what, but Mitchell has figured out a way to make a sofa supported by a single side. Presumably...

Sunsa Wand - Retrofit Automatic Device for Blinds

$172 Amazon »

This retrofit wand will automate and motorize your existing blinds, so you can keep the blinds you love...or hate, but still already have installed. Makes a lot of Sunsa, 'eh?...

Wall-Mounted or Over-the-Door Clothes Drying Rack

$56.02 Amazon »

A wall-mounted / over-the-door clothes drying rack might not be much more convenient, or take up much less room while in use, than your standard collapsible drying rack, but it does give me an idea. Especially for a tiny...

E155: What Is This Thing?

$9.90 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 155 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Protected By F Around and Find Out Home Security Sign

$35 - $45 Amazon »

I'm not sure if this Protected By F Around and Find Out Home Security Sign will prevent thieves from breaking into your house, or encourage them to do it. I mean, some people just can't pass up a challenge. And others...

Skull Dice

$15.75 Amazon »

Roll the bones, baby! No question why the term applies to these Skull Dice, but do you know why playing dice not stylized to look like human skulls is also referred to as playing "bones"? Yeah, me neither. You should...

Elephant Soap Dish with Water-Draining Trunk

$25.99 Amazon »

Delightful. Precious. Wonderful. The best. Those are the words I am certain my wife and my mama will use...to describe me when I give them each one of these Elephant Soap Dishes (with water-draining trunks!) Just a lil'...

Fluzzle Interlocking Float Tubes

$64.99 - $150 Amazon »

Fluzzle Tubes, now these are the kind of hookups everyone will enjoy. The interlocking float tubes have traditional tubular center butt holes, with mesh supports on the bottom, and backrests for comfort. But rather than...

Recycled Sex Toy Shoes

My foot in your ass doesn't sound so bad when I'm wearing Rose in Good Faith's recycled sex toy shoes, 'eh? Called Plastic Soul, the slip-ons look like a cross between Crocs and New Balance 624 Dad sneaks, neither of...

nCamp Food Prep Folding Chef Knife

$55 Amazon »

Camping, camper vanning, sailing, even vacation rental-ing with an nCamp Food Prep Folding Chef Knife means one thing: now you're cookin'! This is the Food Prep Premium Chef Knife, one of four currently in nCamp's folding...

Pro-Ject x Metallica Ninja Star Turntable

$1,599 Metallica »

Metallica's Ninja Star Turntable, a collaboration with Pro-Ject Audio, brings back childhood memories of possibly being afraid of the song "Enter Sandman," and having a babysitter who always played it about 17 times throughout...

Myconos Levitating Firestone

$183 - $241 Myconos »

A little floating fire with a bioethanol flame blazing from a stone center. That sounds...well, it actually sounds about as safe as candles, incense, and tabletop fireplaces. And since the Myconos Levitating Firestone...

Slice of Bread Cat Cone

$13.99 Amazon »

And they say this Slice of Bread Cat Cone is kinder to the cat's neck, body, and activities too! That's in addition to being kinder to the cat owner's eyes, obviously. The squishy not-cone is like an adorable wearable...

Daggerfish Handreels for Backpack Fishing

$45 - $75 Daggerfish »

Fishing. Now that's another skill I don't have and would...not be inclined to learn. Don't get me wrong, these Daggerfish Handreels for backpack fishing look like great designs, and will definitely keep an angler's trekking...

No fireworks in Dude's must see products for July 2022, but there is an ultra-loud disturbance of the peace that will probably give your dog a fear complex in the Screaming Aztec Death Whistle, pictured above. And if it's cats you prefer to antagonize, I've got a product made special for them too:...

Crotch Staring Cat with Swappable Crotch Parts

A Crotch Staring Cat with swappable crotch parts? Being a reluctant, yet attentive, cat owner, I can say this toy from Chinese cartoonist QianLi Ma is not based on real life. At least not in my experience. Now a Crotch...