elago iPod Shuffle AirTag Case

$10.99 - $12.99 Amazon »

elago introduces Apple from The Day to Apple from To Day once again with their iPod Shuffle AirTag Case. Like the Mac Classic AirPods case, the AirTag Case is made of flexible silicone and fashioned to look like a very...

Corporate Nonsense Generator Fidget Toy

You say "Corporate Nonsense Generator," I say, "Corporate Bullshit Generator," Uncommon Goods? Why? Because you're a corporation that has to proactively leverage deliverables for stakeholders, and I am a normal human...

E180: What Is This Thing?

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Welcome to Edition 180 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

e-Beach Wagon - Electric Multi-Terrain Wagon

$2,499 e-Beach Wagon »

You gotta really love the beach, or really not care where your money goes, to spend $2,500 on an e-Beach Wagon. However, for the beach bums, families that take daily summer excursions, and Richie McRichFaces out there...

TheraBody SmartGoggles for Sleep, Stress & Pain Relief

$199 Amazon »

No VR worlds lie behind TheraBody's SmartGoggles - unless that's where you go in your dreams. This high-tech headset is built to take you only to Sleep Land, plus the pockets leading up to and in between it, using proprietary...

Swoveralls Swovie Shorts

$70.39 Amazon »

As summer approaches, it's time to start thinking about putting away the sweatpants, putting away the overalls, and, awww, putting away the Swoveralls. But cry not, my dudes and ladies, because as the cold weather and...

Lusso Cloud Scenario Comfort Slide

$65 Amazon »

I know what a cloud is, and I think "lusso" means "luxe" or "lavish" in Italian, so if wearing a pair of Lusso Cloud's Scenario Comfort Slide feels like walking on a luxe or lavish cloud, then...well, don't sign me up...

The Krak'in 2.0 - Shotgun Beer the Better Way

$19.99 Amazon »

Crack open a cold one, unleash the Kraken, and get the party started. Or, if you're lookin' to really tie one on, don't crack open the cold one, unleash the Krak'in, and turn the party into a rager. The Krak'in 2.0 is...

Earwax Cleaner Tool Set

$8.79 Amazon »

Time for some spring cleaning! Dust off the fans. Mop up the snow-mucked floors. Hose down the patio furniture. And dig out all the built-up earwax from your auditory canals. Here's a little Earwax Cleaner Tool Set to...

Pavashot PenShot Self Defense Pen Launcher

$149 Amazon »

Havashot at the Pavashot PenShot, and sendashot towards a human or animal attacker up to 30' away. The launching of Pavashot's proprietary PAVA aerosol powder will even expose a jagged-edged ring at the end of the self...

Thor's Hammer Mug

$25.99 - $29.99 Amazon »

Hammer out your quarterly road map with a Thor's Hammer Mug of coffee at the office, and then put the hammer to some pints with a Thor's Hammer Mug (or four) of beer during happy hour after. The Thor's Hammer Mug is quite...

Cement Tissue Box Cover

$184.41 Amazon »

This Cement Tissue Box Cover weighs 4.4 pounds, which is about the same weight of the snot that came out of my body during the 6-week cold I had at the beginning of the year. I'm not even joking. In fact, I may have gone...

Koto Wood-Fired Hot Tub

$7,500 Koto »

Why is everyone using Koto's Wood-Fired Hot Tub also using, um, clothes? Like, what's that lady in the image above wearing in 102-degree water that's basically sitting right next to a campfire? A cardigan? A wetsuit?...

Humunga Chomp Dog Toy

$14.57 Amazon »

What I would give to see my cat, Zanzibar, with a Humunga Chomp Dog Toy in his mouth. I think I could make a whole Instagram account with pics and videos of him carrying it around, given how contrary a big toothy smile...

Annoying Gift Box

$34 - $40 Etsy »

The Annoying Gift Box has 20 bolts its recipient is required to unscrew and remove to gain access to the goods inside. Sounds like a fun prank, right? Especially if you're, say, giving a gift to your girlfriend in the...

Micro Gainz Dumbbell Fractional Weight Plates

$48.99 - $149.99 Amazon »

Just like a pound here and a pound there with food and booze leads to pants that don't fit, a pound here and a pound with Micro Gainz Micro Plates leads to shirts that don't fit. Because your bulging biceps are about...

Skully Basting Brush

$12.95 Amazon »

Even though OTOTO didn't do a very good job of matching her likeness in the Skully Basting Brush, I still hope something like a Mulder Masher or Mulder Muddler will follow suit. You know, so the two can team up to investigate...

Xiem Studio Art Bag

$45.92 Amazon »

Tell me you're artsy fartsy without telling me you're artsy fartsy. The Xiem Studio Art Bag is specially designed for potters, artists, and art students to store all of their tools, paints, putties, glazes, clays, and...

F**k Rug

$28.99 Amazon »

How do you say, "Welcome?" "F**k." How do you say, "Don't drip shower water on the floor?" "F**k." How do you say, "Here's a cozy place to put your toesies when you get out of bed in the morning?" Yes, that's right...

Unneutered Cat Stuffed Animal

$22.99 - $29.99 Amazon »

According to Unneutered Cat Stuffed Animal seller, the Japanese brand OOPSHANA, the "application" of this testicled feline plushie is "everywhere you like, suitable for bedroom, living room, home, office, etc." Hmmm...

PurTrek Hiking Pole Water Filtration System

$189.99 Amazon »

Stay hydrated, stay upright, and stay hydrated while staying upright with the PurTrek Hiking Pole Water Filtration System. The 7075 aircraft aluminum walking stick has a built-in hollow fiber filter that removes 99.999%...

Xanax Candle

$23.75 Amazon »

The Xanax Candle, while most obviously a gag gift or white elephant party offering, does endeavor to provide some anxiety relief like its namesake. OK, fine. Maybe not like its namesake, per se, but whatever level of...

E179: What Is This Thing?

$4.08 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 179 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

The Throttle Opener

The Throttle Opener's got my hand - and mouth, and heart - goin' VROOM, VROOM VROOM! Time to grip hard, gun open some beers, and leave their bottles in the dust as they fly down my throat...