Giant Corn Planter

Sink your teeth into this Giant Corn Planter, some sweet corn if I've ever seen an ear of it, and the latest piece of oversized food art from Third Drawer Down. The corny houseplant home is made from moulded resin, and...

Floating Ping-Pong Table

$93.27 Amazon »

Runaway ping-pong balls from a ping-pong table floating in water: less annoying or more annoying to chase after? Also, playing ping-pong in water: harder or easier? Only one way to find out, I guess. I'll bring the Poolmaster...

Knork Eco Party Plates

$25.52 Amazon »

Knork, Knork, Eco Party Plates calling. Made of sugar cane starch and bamboo offcuts, Knork Eco Party Plates make stand-up entertaining - from cocktail hour to backyard BBQs - a little easier for eating and drinking guests...

LEGO Transforming Optimus Prime

$169.99 LEGO »

You'll find putting together this Prime LEGO set transforming. Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots, and powerhouse of the Transformers franchise, debuts on June 1, 2022 as a LEGO collectible model that actually transforms...

Boxerkilt Pouch-Free Boxer Briefs with Total Airflow

$8.99 - $10.88 Amazon »

Schweddy balls begone! Boxerkilts are boxer briefs whose front skirt flap takes the place of the traditional C&B pouch, allowing for, if Boxerkilt is to be believed, 100% airflow to and through your stifled junk. The...

Blenheim Forge Limited Edition BBQ Set

$1,615 Blenheim Forge »

Feast your eyes on Blenheim Forge's Limited Edition BBQ Set, and then if you're lucky, feast your belly on the fruits meats of its labor...

Jerax Tools Kindling Cracker - Wood Splitting Drill Bit

$19.50 - $26.99 Amazon »

Trade in the ax for a Jerax. The Jerax Tools Kindling Cracker doesn't have the same heartwarming story behind it as Ayla Hutchinson's Kindling Cracker, but as a wood-splitting drill bit, rather than an entire apparatus...

Homer in the Bushes Sponge Holder

$19.99 Etsy »

Back it up, Homer. Slowly, quietly into the bushes, eyes peeled for anyone who might have - ha! Gotcha! I see those beady eyes and that bulging belly trying to sneak away into a thicket of scouring pad. Get back out here...

Chef's Burn Balm

$15.90 Etsy »

Sizzling hot in the kitchen should refer to your steaks and stir-fries, not your skin, Chef. This handmade Chef's Burn Balm from Touch of Herbs is a "masterfully formulated" blend made for chefs who grab a hot handle...

OpenBike Open-Source DIY Plywood Bicycle

Who likes urban cycling? Who likes commuting to work in no traffic on a bicycle rather than in jammed traffic in a car? Who likes building things with their own two hands? Who likes open-source designs? Most of all, Who!...

Gerber Chonk Pry Bar

What the H-E-D-C, Gerber? Don't tell me something's a "chonk" and then show me a picture of a pry bar instead of a big fat fatty cat, or particularly well-fed grizzly bear. I like multi-tools and sweet new pieces of EDC...

Biogents Mosquitaire CO2 Outdoor Mosquito Trap

$299 Amazon »

Suck it, bloodsuckers! The Biogents Mosquitaire CO2 outdoor mosquito trap is a scientifically-researched, German-engineered solution to bug bites, and their ruining of your backyard BBQs and summer evenings on the patio...

Nite Ize Mega Gear Ties

$16.31 - $19.89 Amazon »

Available in 32" and 64" lengths, Nite Ize Mega Gear Ties look like the twist ties I use to keep my bread fresh got pushed through a portal into World 4 of Super Mario Bros. 3*. That is to say, they're huge!...

5-Head Projector Floor Lamp

$179 Etsy »

Normally when you tell me something has 5 heads, I assume it's something I wouldn't be interested in. Like a hydra or a person with a huge forehead. But this 5-head projector floor lamp is awesome! You can use attached...

AirHood Portable Kitchen Range Hood

$89 - $109 AirHood »

The AirHood portable kitchen range hood could have saved my friend Trevor $2,500. When he moved into his house - a flip done by a team of 100% incompetent people with 0% pride in workmanship - his kitchen range did have...

E143: What Is This Thing?

$19.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 143 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Proto M Holographic Communication & Media Device

$2k Proto »

Proto's forthcoming M is a tabletop holographic communication / media device and, in my opinion, the newest best way to have dinner with your in-laws. Look at how happy that mom and baby look talking to Hologramma on...

Balance Pipe

$65 Tetra »

We all need a little balance in our lives. Some of us find that balance in the contents of a pipe. And for those dudes and ladies, what better pipe to represent that which you seek but the Balance Pipe from Tetra?...

Mercedes Benz Kids' Luggage

$89.99 Amazon »

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz? Or in this case, Oh Mama, Dad, or Santa Claus, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz...suitcase. I don't know if Mercedes Benz Kids' Luggage is a healthy gift for a kid or not, but...

Vyper Shop Chairs

$379.99 - $629.99 Vyper »

Sink your fangs into a Vyper Shop Chair. Made for mechanics, detailers, welders, DIYers, and garage enthusiasts, the chairs prides themselves on being burly, yet comfy, versatile and customizable, and always ready to...

TempTooth Temporary Tooth Replacement Kit

$32.75 Amazon »

Just one question about the TempTooth Temporary Tooth Replacement Kit: does it come in gold?...

Barbie Swimsuit

$14.99 - $19.99 Etsy »

You know what I thought when I saw this Barbie Swimsuit? The same thing you dudes and ladies probably thought: Come on, Barbie, let's go party / Come on, Barbie, let's go party. Followed immediately by a daydream of Margot...

Fruit Fly & Fungus Gnat Trap for Plants

$4.99 - $13.99 Amazon »

Nothing says Happy Mother's Day like a bouquet of sticky flowers caked with dead fruit flies and fungus gnats! ... And I'm only sorta kidding about that, especially if you need a gift for a mom who's also an avid gardener...

Juego de Domino - Concrete Dominoes

Wonder what kind of damage concrete dominoes do when you knock them over. This Juego de Domino set is made by MDC, a concrete design studio based out of Mexico City. And, perhaps for the first time in contemporary history...