Lampjoy Glass Rings

$16.20 - $30.70 Etsy »

My wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, would break a Lampjoy Glass Ring within 5 minutes of putting it on. No offense, sugar britches, but you are the be-all, end-all of hand talkers, and at least one of those enthusiastic...

Invisibeam Field Disturbance Sensor for Vehicles

$42.99 Amazon »

If you're thinking this Invisibeam Field Disturbance Sensor for Vehicles is some real James Bond shit right here, you're...a little off. Despite its formidable, spy-worthy name, the Invisibeam Sensor is sort of just another...

Teach Your Dog to Talk Buttons

$27.99 Amazon »

Christina Hunger created these "Teach Your Dog to Talk" Buttons for her own dog, Stella, a Blue Heeler/Catahoula mix. Through training, and I'd imagine 100 dog years' worth of patience, Hunger says she has taught Stella...

Lukos Ultra-Wide 4K Monitor

$419 - $479 Kickstarter »

"Lukos, I am your backer." That's what this 32:9 ultra-wide 4K HD mini monitor hopes you'll say, and become, as soon as you read about the iMax-level movie and content display, immersive gaming experiences, and even work...

LOAFA Bread Roll Sofa

Carbo-load your eyes on the LOAFA Sofa, a modular couch made entirely of bread rolls. OK, probably bread roll pillows, but seeing as the LOAFA is still a prototype, we'll have to see what IKEA decides about that when...

First Minute Vest Wearable Survival Kit

$99.99 Amazon »

I'm dude enough to confess that I just panic bought two First Minute Vest wearable survival kits after reading an article my mama emailed me from Wired entitled How to Prepare for Climate Change's Most Immediate Impacts...

Poler Reversible Napsacks

$130 Poler »

Oh, Poler Reversible Napsacks, you knew you had me at trippy colors and patterns of Rainier Beer. These camping and lounging companions certainly aren't the first wearable sleeping bags or blankets to take a seat at the...

Earthwise Cordless Electric Snow Shovel

$159.99 - $254.99 Amazon »

This cordless electric snow shovel from Earthwise is also aptly described as a snow thrower. A snow caster. A snow dozer. And, if it works as advertised, a snow superhero...

Building Brick Waffle Maker

$69.99 Amazon »

I would be remiss if, in seeing the Building Brick Waffle Maker from CucinaPro, I didn't say: it's time to LEGO my Eggo!...

MTT Electric Tracked All Terrain Utility Vehicle

$15k MTT »

From joyrides to rescues, MTT electric all terrain utility vehicles are on track to becoming the coolest off-road enabler I've seen since the Track N Go. And, yeah, I mean that literally...

Cooking with Deadpool

$16.59 Amazon »

Hope you like chimichangas. Or at least, like Deadpool himself, saying the word because Cooking with Deadpool is a cookbook filled exclusively with recipes for chimichangas...

Eicher Glass Handblown Glass Snakes

$59.99 - $299.99 Etsy »

Ryan Eicher makes glass snakes. Or, if you will, glassssssssnakes. Some are simple figurines, pieces of desktop decor, but many of the mesmerizing, technicolor designs are wearable as pendants, or dangle-able from your...

E129: What Is This Thing?

$23.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 129 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Star Wars: The Mandalorian Crochet Kit

$17.73 Amazon »

CIY Mando and Baby Yoda! That's crochet-it-yourself with the Star Wars: The Mandalorian Crochet Kit. It includes step-by-step instructions for 12 characters, plus the 10 colors of yarn, eyes, needles, and stuffing you...

Twix Shakers Seasoning Blend

$11.70 Amazon »

Twix Bars pulverized into a seasoning blend of chocolate, caramel, and cookie? Uh, can the Twix Shakers Seasoning Blend run in 2024? It might not know much about the economy, the law, the world in general, but what politician...

Viking Rune Divination Set

$61.87 Amazon »

Welp, an Elder Futhark Viking Rune Divination Set is about as trustworthy of a source for news and information about the future as anything else these days. Seller The Norse Tradesman even calls using the set for fortune-telling...

AquaStar Watering Can

$54.99 Amazon »

AquaStar, are you sure you're a watering can? A sleek, modern plant feeder, rather than a sleek, modern, oh, I don't know, say...enema bulb?...

Box of Crap Packing Tape

While "box of crap" is an accurate description for at least 3/4 of the packages I send and receive, I feel like sealing them with Box of Crap Packing Tape wouldn't bode well for me. Package thieves will think it's a trick...

Car French Fry Holder

$12.95 Amazon »

First of all, what kind of french fries is the Car French Fry Holder holding in the photo above? Those look like some janky frozen crinkle fries, not the crispy sticks of happiness served at any fine fast food establishment...

Modern House Beds for Kids

$123.35 - $704 Etsy »

BUSYWOOD gives kids beds of their own and homes of their own all in one with this series of beds in modern-style house designs. And I have to admit, I'm jealous. The handmade alder wood frames are unique and standout...

Labrador Retriever Assistive Robot

The Labrador Retriever isn't here to oust your dog and become your new best friend, but the assistive robot does hope to become another kind of indispensable companion in your life, or the life of someone you know who...

Ring Mug

$30.60 Etsy »

Question for Beyonce: if you like it, is it OK to just put a Ring Mug on it? Yeah...I didn't think so...

Diatomaceous Earth Stone Bath Mat

$49.99 - $92.99 Etsy »

What's this, diatomaceous earth, you're in bath mat form now? Are you trying to challenge activated charcoal for the title of Strangest Naturally Occurring Substance You Can Use for Pretty Much Everything?...

Pizza Slice Serving Board

$49.50 - $96 Etsy »

What the point of a Pizza Slice Serving Board is I definitely do not know. It's essentially a round cutting board cut into 6 pizza-shaped "slices," each with a handle on the end so everyone can pull out one of the personal...