Flaus Eco-Friendly Electric Flosser

$69 Flaus »

Flaus hopes to be the hygiene gadget that finally makes you want to floss. Or at least convinces you to floss even if you don't want to so, according to the electric flosser's makers, "you never have to lie to your dentist...

E95: What Is This Thing?

$26.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 95 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Midnight Scoop Ergonomic Ice Cream Scooper

$34.99 Amazon »

According to Midnight Scoop, "YOU HAVE BEEN SCOOPING ICE CREAM WRONG." Like, wrong enough for the ergonomic ice cream scooper to be forceful and yelly about it. And it only gets better when they follow that statement...

Clear Shower XL Transparent Shower Head

$149.99 Amazon »

I see your rain shower shower head, and raise you a rain shower shower head you can see...right through. Appropriately named the Clear Shower XL, this is a shower head whose base plate is transparent, creating the optical...

ECHOGEAR On-Wall Surge Protector

$14.99 Amazon »

It may look like a monstrosity growing out of your outlets, but at least ECHOGEAR's on-wall surge protector will expand your plug-in options, and keep your corded electronics and gadgets safe from electrical spikes. With...

T-Rex Skull Hard Boiled Egg Mold

$7.63 Amazon »

What's worse: having egg or your face; or having T-Rex's jaw on your face? Well, now you can have both with Fred's Egg-a-Matic T-Rex skull hard-boiled egg mold!...

Corporate Email Lingo Mug

$22 Etsy »

The Corporate Email Lingo Mug, in addition to epitomizing the true meanings behind commonly emailed phrases and sentiments, epitomizes the expression, "It's funny 'cause it's true."...

Intex Mini Frame Pool

$39.95 Amazon »

The Intex Mini Frame Pool is a deceptive little swimmin' hole. When I first saw it I was like, Dude! An above-ground swimming pool for less than $100! But I should have paid more attention to the name of the product -...

Mini Brands Food Mystery Capsule

$13.99 Amazon »

Can I get a mini Leslie Jones with my Mini Brands Food Mystery Capsule? I'd like to build a diorama in homage to my favorite game show, Supermarket Sweep. OK, if mini Leslie isn't available, I'll take a mini David Ruprecht...

Testicuzzi - Hot Tub for Your Testicles

Behold the Testicuzzi. Its contoured rim, its dual, sack-sized interior basins, its ultra-soft pre-cast silicone penis perch! Get ready, testicles, here comes a soaking tub just for you!...

Octopus Decanter

$600 - $950 Ignite Glass Studios »

I think I've just found my own Octopus Teacher in this stunning Octopus Decanter from Ignite Glass Studios in Chicago. Creator Josh DeWall has blown borosilicate glass magic with his Einstein of the sea design, available...

Surviveware Biodegradable Wet Wipes

$9.95 Amazon »

Surviveware made Biodegradable Wet Wipes because they know a happy camper is a camper who isn't encased in mud. Who doesn't reek of BO. Who still manages to feel so fresh and so clean after doing a doodie in the woods...

Berry Picker

$17.96 Amazon »

This Berry Picker promises to help me pick berries the same way I eat them: by the scoopful. A plastic box fitted with a handle on top and metallic comb on the bottom, the Berry Picker makes for some quick pickin' when...

Pool Punisher Inflatable Tank with Water Cannon

$110 Amazon »

The Pool Punisher reminds us there are pool floats that mean pool floatin', and pool floats that mean pool business. And this inflatable tank with a built-in water cannon means pool business. The giant pool toy does a...

Martin's Chocolatier Luxury Chocolate Planets

$18.17 Etsy »

At first I saw this box of Chocolate Planets and was like, "1-2-3-4...9! Martin's Chocolatier didn't diss Pluto in their presentation of our solar system in luxury confection form!" But then I read the Chocolate Planet...

Duke Cannon Tactical Soap on a Rope Pouch

$17.40 Amazon »

Duke Cannon's Tactical Soap on a Rope Pouch is the most cliche of all cliche gifts for Dad, made less - no wait, I mean more - cliche here by the men's grooming brand's insertion of the word "tactical." Duke Cannon does...

Vintage Avon Tool Box Decanter Bottle Set

$69.99 Etsy »

I never thought my most pleasant surprise for the week would come in the form of vintage decanters made to look like classic hand tools. Even more surprising, the 6-strong vintage Tool Box Decanter Bottle set comes from...

Cache Cap

$30 Amazon »

Become a real head case! I don't know how comfy-cozy it would be to use a Cache Cap to stash your valuables, survival gear, or EDC - what are those, fishing hooks and a SAK blade in the photo? - but the idea is sure cool...

Evercade VS Retro Gaming Console

Evercade VS is making the old new. Or, better put, the forthcoming console is introducing retro gaming to present day tech. The most notable attribute of the VS is it is game for play by up to 4 players simultaneously...

Skull Door Knocker

$30 Etsy »

Skull, skull, skullin' on heaven's door! ... By the power of the Gray Skull, I am a guest in your ho- ow! It bit me! You skuller f**ker! ... Knock, knock. Who's there? Dead guy. Dead guy who? Dude, you're the one who...

FUNBOY Inflatable ShotSki Drink Holder Pool Float

$19 - $34 Amazon »

If you thought it was tricky getting up on water skis before, wait 'til you try it after partaking in a tequila shooter, or three, from FUNBOY's inflatable ShotSki, a drink holder and pool float built for four. Or one...

Omni Hoverboard

The first thing I thought when I saw the Omni Hoverboard video was, "Holy shit, that thing is sick!" But that was immediately followed by the second thing I thought when I saw the Omni Hoverboard video: "Holy shit, I...

VentaPak Backpack Spacer for Ventilation

$42.50 Amazon »

Vent your packin' back with VentaPak. The lightweight backpack spacer, made to attach to your existing backpack, creates some literal breathing room between your skin and your load to help keep you cooler as you mule...

DropKey Inflatable Green Screen Studio in a Bag

$599 - $1,999 DropKey »

The DropKey Pop-up Studio in a Bag, an inflatable green screen that packs into a mid-size duffel, makes it even easier for any jackass to create and post content on the internet like a pro. By "content" I mean reviews...