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Talking Chewbacca Slippers

By: on October 18, 2016
$29.99
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Now Wookiee here, feet! I need to you pipe down for a second! This is a sneak attack on the glazed pumpkin old fashioneds while She-Ra: Princess of Power is in the bathroom. It's cool, though. It's a baker's dozen. Her office won't even notice one is mis- RRRAARRWHHGWWR! WAAAAAAAAARGH!

Hey! You and your freakshow Chewbacca slippers better get your fat furry paws out of my donuts!

Dammit, Chewie! Loyal sidekick, my left butt cheek.

As demonstrated by Darth Casual above, these talking Chewbacca Slippers add some Wookiee repartee to your cozy indoor footwear collection. The slippers alternate between 2 different roars as you walk or jostle them, and if you happen to get sick of the noise after several hours, the sound box has an on/off switch.

Slippers are one size fits all. At least all Solos and Vaders with a shoe size of up to 13 and Leias and Lukes up to 15.

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