Men's Nike Benassi JDI Fanny Pack Slide
If I heard about Nike's new Benassi JDI Fanny Pack men's slide sandals without seeing them, I'd probably ask whatever yay-hoo was telling me about them if he needed some shoes to go with his Dadbag and Swoveralls. Or summer sandals to step in for the Teva Ember Moc Slippers he wore all winter.
But as it happens, I heard about Nike's new Benassi JDI Fanny Pack men's slide sandals at the same time that I saw them, so instead of ridiculing them and any dude who says he wants a pair...I'm devoting to getting a pair for myself before they're all gone. At printing, Nike was sold out of all 3 colors: Black / Summit White / Cool Grey; Hyper Punch/Black/Hyper Grape; and the Aurora Green / Green Strike / Obsidian shown above.
The slides have a soft foam sole with a herringbone traction pattern on the bottom and textured footbed up top. Across the arch of the foot is a pretty standard one-piece Nike strap, that throws standard from toe box onto its head with a zippered fanny pack pouch. A footy pack.