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Morse Code Bracelets

By: on January 14, 2017
$26 - $56
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Morse Code bracelets from Tim Art Creations are stylish and thoughtful ways to say I Love You this Valentine's Day without being too schmoopy, or going broke. Go for the 3 little words themselves, or have Tim stamp on a custom message of dots and dashes for the lady or dude who stole your heart.

Oooooh...or!

Order a genuine leather cuff topped with a sheet metal plate of We're over, I Know You're Cheating, or just a simple I Hope Your Decaying Black Heart Rots Out of Your Chest Along with Your Teeth and Eyeballs You Miserable Spawn of Smaug as a unique and clever--and permanent!--reminder of how you feel about the a-hole you're breaking up with.

Time will make your Morse Code cuff bracelet with a silver, gold, or rose gold plate adhered to the band with jump rings. Cuffs come in brown or black and measure 7-1/2" long x 1/2" wide, with a 2-1/2" extender that make them adjustable to fit most wrists.

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Penis Tuxedo

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How long has it been since someone said your penis looks "dapper?" For me, the answer is an emphatic "too long." The same goes for "snazzy," "handsome," and "just like Jon Hamm." I can only hope LELO's new TUX, a penis...

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You Is Fine Bears

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Do you love her? Eh. Is she cute? Heh. She is way beyond cute, dude. Hot? HOT. Like... Hotter than Olivia Munn all tatted up and devouring a chili dog in a Xena costume? Uh.... Basically every time I see her all I can...

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Alpha Rebel KCUF Luxury Survival Bracelets

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