His & Hers Star Wars Rings
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- Stolen Jack Sparrow Ring Replica - $6.95
- Darth Vader Lightsaber Key Ring Torch - $14.99
- Death Star Cufflinks - $59.95
- Darth Vader Money Clip - $44.95
- Imperial Empire Symbol Cufflinks - $59.95
I like the idea of the Force being with me, but I also like the idea of stuff. With one of these Star Wars rings I will still be able to envision and harness the power of an intangible Force, but, more importantly, I'll be able rub for good luck a dope manifestation of it while doing so. A sterling silver manifestation custom made to my specifications no less.
Oh yeah, and my ring comes as part of a his & hers set, which means that pretty soon not only am I going to have a classy Death Star emblem wrapped around my finger, but a lovely lady as well. Because what better way to lure 'em in than a dainty, yet sick, piece of jewelry paying homage to the best tale in cinematic history? Maybe even history in general. Am I right, men, or am I right?
His & hers Star Wars ring sets come with the buyer's choice of Galactic Republic symbols, including:
- The Jedi symbol
- A Death Star
- The Rebel Alliance symbol
- An Imperial Cog
- A Boba Fett chest symbol
For additional fees, different metals, such as 14K white/yellow/rose/green gold ($1,050 each), 14K Palladium white gold ($1,250 each), and Platinum ($3,000 apiece) are also available for ring forging. Ringmaster Chelsea Swank can also add stones to the finger adornments for $75 apiece, or sell single rings to people who know better than to commit to a significant other.
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