Carbon fiber for your personal hygiene, carbon fiber for your personal safety, and carbon fiber for your personal style. Black Badger's Dark Matter rings are made of solid, F1-quality carbon fiber plate, with each piece hand-faceted into its own unique form. Or, more appropriately stated, amoebic non-form. The rings appear to be from either outer space or the earth's core. Two complete opposite destinations that could equally plausibly claim responsibility for a funky looking piece of finger candy.
That line of discussion reminds me of a game they used to play on the Adam Carolla Show--aka the best radio talk show ever--before Adam Carolla got relegated to podcasts in my godforsaken city. It was called Rich Man Poor Man (Carolla subsequently wrote a book with the same title) and examined practices common both to the really rich and the really poor. For example:
- Avoiding paying taxes.
- Marrying a cousin (royal families, meet people from the Ozarks).
- Giving their kids F'd up names.
- Wearing pajamas all day.
- Going nowhere without their dogs.
- Using their wives as collateral in a bet.