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Heroes Never Sleep Sleep Masks

By: on May 06, 2015
  • Heroes Never Sleep Sleep Masks
  • Heroes Never Sleep Sleep Masks
  • Heroes Never Sleep Sleep Masks
  • Heroes Never Sleep Sleep Masks
  • Heroes Never Sleep Sleep Masks

Unless you're jacked up on the caffeine and dinoflagellates in Power Glow you may need some shuteye every now and then, but superheroes? Superheroes never sleep!* And now for a mere handful of US dollars, they are willing to cover your back, and your eyes, while you do. Lesha Limonov's Heroes Never Sleep masks stay on guard all night long, keeping watch over you as you recharge (i.e., sleep off the whiskey) and shielding you from evil encroaching light with their soft, pillowy touch.

Limonov, a graphic artist and illustrator from Minsk, Belarus, has created a trio of heroic snooze companions, all stylized in a whimsical, contemporary comic book aesthetic to differentiate them from run-of-the-mill superhero masks (and probably to avoid copyright violations). Take your pick from The Bat, Hal, and Spider, or go for the 3-pack and enjoy (not)Batman, (not)The Hulk, and (not)Spider-Man as a heroic triumvirate out to save you from a bad night's sleep.

*Spoiler: They just turn back into their alter egos. Wamp, wamp.

Muchas danke to Mitch T. for the Dude Product Tip.

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