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Emoji Masks

By: on October 18, 2014
  • Emoji Masks
  • Emoji Masks
  • Emoji Masks
  • Emoji Masks
  • Emoji Masks
$5 - $15
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Only Emojis make it possible to text friends realistic piles of steaming poo, and only Emoji Masks make it acceptable to call them shitheads. Wearing one for costume parties gets two Thumbs Up and three Grin Emojis; wearing one for photo bombs gets a whole row of Thumbs, Grins, and Sly Guys.

Despite their literal attempts at disguise and subterfuge, these Emojis do not try to hide the fact that they're un-fancy $5 masks. Perfect for pictures and LOLZ, but don't expect to be wearing Heart Eyes every day for the next 10 years like your favorite baseball hat. Masks are made of thin plastic, and if their elastic strap is too tight, they will flex and distort around your face. Kid and Adult-sized straps come with each mask.

Emoji Mask styles include Sly Guy, Poop, Smile, Grin, and Heart Eyes. If bought as a 5-piece set, buyers can knock $10 off the individual mask price tag.

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Baby Head Masks

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ColdBlood Paintball Masks

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ColdBloodArt. Damn. If I did art, even it were no more than friendship bracelets and construction paper airplanes, that's definitely what I would call it. Fortunately for the Thailand-based company that actually assumed...

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Rorschach Ink Blot Masks

$29.95 from Rorschach Masks »

Would you like to cause your friend to take a great big turd in his shorts? These Rorschach masks, if I'm to believe what I'm seeing on the video, are built specifically to do just that. Made famous by Jackie Earle Haley...

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No Face Mask

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Sweeeeeet! I was wondering how I could pull off being a spoon for Halloween. Like mirrored sunglasses, the No Face Mask's outer film has a chrome effect that renders your mug invisible to onlookers, but keeps theirs in...

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DIY Cardboard Masks

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Rorschach Mug

$24.95 from Rorschach Mugs »

From he who brought you these moving Rorschach Masks comes a similar morphing ink blot effect on a medium that doesn't require covering your face in a sock and looking like a dude people cross the street to avoid to make...

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Spandex Black Cat Burglar Costume

Discontinued

What's better than an inked Felicia Hardy prancing around, getting limber on your pages of The Amazing Spider-Man as the Black Cat? A real live girl (or boy--we aim to please all orientations) prancing around, getting...

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Remember John Carpenter's They Live? If you weren't into aliens and kitschy (yet poignant!) social commentary in 1988, the film suggests that America's "rulers"--the rich, the powerful, the elite, the CEOs and politicians--are...

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Your Face Mask

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Your face. Your buddy's face. Your mom's face. Angelina Jolie's face. ThatsMyFace.com can make any of them for your creeptastic wearing pleasure. They can also make them for your creeptastic wall-mounting or refrigerator-magneting...

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Discontinued

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Chewbacca fans, Star Wars fans, fans of witnessing the good in the world, you gotta watch the video. You gotta. I know the lady in it wastes minutes of your life rambling and cackling on about Kohl's clothing and her...