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Pimple Popper Tool Kit

Posted: October 11, 2019
Pimple Popper Tool Kit
$7.99 - $9.99
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Wowee! A 7-piece Pimple Popper Tool Kit. Blackheads, whiteheads, and pus-filled zits better watch out, 'cause there's never been a better way to get rid of acne!

Or maybe make it 1,000 times worse.

A teenage kid, a cadre of pointy stainless steel pimple poppers, it could easily go either way.

I'm not really sure what face-poking and -scraping task each of the 7 tools in the Pimple Popper kit is intended for, or why you need 7 different tools to do what most of us accomplish with a fingernail or two. But after trying to look at one of the kit's "explanatory photos" I almost puked up my Cuban sandwich like it was a Marshmallow Circus Peanut or other piece of bad Halloween candy, so I give up. If you want to know, you'll have to brave the photos yourself.

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