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Know Thy Nuts Soap on a Rope

By: on May 07, 2016
Know Thy Nuts Soap on a Rope
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I guess the Movember Store's Know Thy Nuts Soap on a Rope looks like a set of testicles. But it also looks like a lopsided butt and a white Grimace from the McDonald's commercials. So it wouldn't just make a great gift for Dad this Father's Day, it would make a great gift for women (just add a little bath ball head) and kids (get some purple paint) too!

The Movember organization, familiar to everyone who sprouts some lip fur to get attention raise money for men's health in the month of November, released the Know Thy Nuts Soap on a Rope in honor of Testicular Cancer Awareness Month. Which was in April, which is over now, but I'm sure you or someone you love...or someone you hate...could make good use of a cleansing pair of gonads any month of the year.

Nutty Bonus: each set of dangling balls also comes with a guide to "getting friendly with your testicles." That is, inspecting them for lumps, swelling, pain, or other anomalies.