Atomic Raygun Nose & Ear Hair Trimmer
Who'd have thought snipping off those wiry stragglers poking out of my left nostril could be the funnest thing I do all day? Cool beans, Atomic Trimmer!
Wait. This is a trimmer, right? It's going to blast away unwanted orifice hair with little scissor blades, not, like, a deadly laser that will melt my brain too, right? Because if this thing disintegrates me, Amazon, you're going to lose a very valuable Prime customer.
The Fred & Friends Atomic Trimmer zaps stray nose and ear hairs at the pull of its trigger. Evil follicles, prepare for pulverization!