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Steel Roses

By: on April 09, 2017
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It's cold as balls in Findland, so metalsmith Anssi Routavirta gave up on trying to give his wife roses from the florist, and set to making her the bouquet himself. From steel. His hand-forged results are all freestyle and unique unto themselves, stemming* from no specific jigs, molds, or fixed measurements. And they come, Routavirta proudly points out, with "a 200 year withering guarantee."

Each steel rose is priced and sold individually, so if you're looking for a gift for your special lady, you might want to calculate exactly how special she is before ordering a dozen.

*Ha! Hahahaha!

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