Costumes

Retractable Vampire Fangs

$4.95 Amazon »

While these Retractable Vampire Fangs are mighty cool and all, I just don't need them to complete my Nandor the Relentless (aka Nandor De Laurentiis*) costume this Halloween. One of the many, many glorious details in...

Rock Paper Scissors Group Costume

$29.99 Amazon »

You better think long and hard about who wears which roshambo shape in the Rock Paper Scissors Group Costume. I, for one, would not want to be Scissors. And I'd be loath to let any of my single friends, or even the non-single...

BlurryMan Mask

$39.99 Vat 19 »

Photoshop yourself IRL with the BlurryMan Mask. (Sorry, ladies, it doesn't appear the worlds of Halloween masks and identity coverups for nefarious purposes - encapsulated here by BlurryMan Mask maker, Vat19 - feel you...

Scooby-Doo Inflatable Halloween Costume

$71.65 Amazon »

While this Scooby-Doo Inflatable looks incredible as a Halloween costume, it does come with one major Ruh Roh! How you gonna munch on your Twix, Snickers, Jell-O shots, Mike Bites, and other seasonal Scooby snacks locked...

Creature Feet Shoes

$160 - $325 Etsy »

I've never much cared for hoofin' it, especially when I have my friend Cornelius to drive me, but these Creature Feet Shoes are giving the term a whole new and exciting meaning in my world. Not that I'd ever wear what...

Sushi Costume

$67.91 Etsy »

Sushi Costume and instant backrest! Even if there's nowhere to sit at the Halloween party, you can lean up against a wall, or pop a squat on the floor against the pillowy comfort of Pop Designers' handmade piece of salmon...

Barbie & Ken in a Box Couples' Costumes

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And if you need the other half of this Barbie & Ken in a Box Couples' Costumes, go ahead and at Margot Robbie or Ryan Gosling to see if they're down...

Articulated Finger Extensions

$25.99 Amazon »

What comes to mind when you see these Articulated Finger Extensions? Freddy Krueger? Edward Scissorhands? The Nightmare Before Christmas? Your black-hearted ex-girlfriend Karen (who, coincidentally, was named Karen before...

Inflatable Bear Suit

$1,480 Etsy »

This Inflatable Bear Suit from Candy Coated Squeaks isn't quite as baffling as the design shop's Inflatable Beach Ball Underwear, but...it's still a little baffling. And still potentially deadly, I'd think, albeit due...

Disco Ball Helmet

$196.36 Etsy »

This party is DOT-approved. The Disco Ball Helmet is a dazzling piece of headwear, made by Disco 2 Disco (who else?) to help you shine at your next festival, photoshoot, cosplay convention, or walk to the grocery store...

Baby Octopus Costume

$95.60 Etsy »

Yep. That disposition looks about right for a baby in an octopus costume. Sure, you think turning your kid into an 8-legged puffy pink pillow with 0% mobility (albeit 80% protection from bumps and falls) is precious and...

Inflatable Beach Ball Underwear

$90 Etsy »

All you need to stay afloat this summer is a pair of Inflatable Beach Ball Underwear! A swimsuit and life raft in one!...

Ultra-Realistic Orangutan Costume

$7,980 Etsy »

The ultra-realistic Orangutan Costume looks like an outstanding choice for Halloween. Or, like, life, if you're craving something different. Because, as they say, in today's world, if you're tired of being a software...

Laser Vortex Gloves

$125 - $270 Etsy »

I look at these Laser Vortex Gloves from Light Up Clothing Store, and just one thing comes to mind: Cartman's about to get an anal probe*...

Squid Game Masks

$6.99 - $18.58 Amazon »

Despite the bleak, dystopian vibe emanating from Squid Game's actual story and content, the costumes you can build from these Squid Game masks and either head-to-toe black, or a pink jumpsuit, make Netflix's Korean survival...

Kim Kardashian Met Gala Halloween Costume

$99.99 Yandy »

Damn, fashion retailer Yandy was all over the Kim Kardashian Met Gala Halloween Costume. Just a week or so after Kim K showed up on Anna Wintour's gold carpet in literal head-to-toe black, lookin' all like a Sleepout...

Superhero Weighted Sensory Costume for Kids

$69.99 - $99.99 Amazon »

This Superhero Weighted Sensory Costume is especially superhero suitable for the Halloween season upon us. But Dress Up to Calm Down's cape and velcro jumpsuit with integrated weights is intended as a fun and functional...

Jigsaw Puzzle Piece Prosthetic

$12.40 Etsy »

COVID and serial killers have made jigsaw puzzles so popular! The latter, John Kramer from the Saw film series, is the real inspiration behind this Jigsaw Puzzle Piece Prosthetic from Etsy shop Locked in the Cellar, but...

Dan Schaub Designs Masks

$300 - $999 Etsy »

Whether you're going for Boo! or Bow down! Dan Schaub's intricate, breathtaking deity masks will make terrified trick-or-treaters or mesmerized loyal subjects out of all who see you wearing one...

Mirror Face Masks

$71 - $276 Etsy »

ETERE Shop's Mirror Face Masks aren't just stunning to look at, they're a timely addition to this year's Halloween costume - or daily mask wearing if you're an extra kind of dude or lady - that will help you socialize...

Zombie Wonder Woman Costume

$129.99 Etsy »

Maybe we'll be able to celebrate Halloween like normal this year, maybe...probably...we won't. But either way, we can celebrate BADINKA's Zombie Wonder Woman costume, not to mention the Zombie Wonder Woman modeling it...

Giant Middle Finger Mask

$16.99 Amazon »

While I like the middle finger as much as the next dude, and therefore giant like the idea of a giant middle finger, I'm not sure about the Giant Middle Finger Mask. First of all, it's wack to look at. Up there with the...

Chip on Your Shoulder Costume

$24 Etsy »

Ah, the Chip on Your Shoulder Costume. Halloween garb that's as tasty as it is punny, and made especially for those like myself who aren't into the whole dress-up thing, and don't put much thought into what we're going...

Luminous Mermaid Dress

$9,600 Etsy »

Make a Splash! at this year's Halloween costume party with a Luminous Mermaid Dress from Night Walker Art. Haha, Splash!, get it? Anyone...anyone...Daryl Hannah?...