Costumes

Laser Vortex Gloves

$125 - $270 Etsy »

I look at these Laser Vortex Gloves from Light Up Clothing Store, and just one thing comes to mind: Cartman's about to get an anal probe*...

Squid Game Masks

$6.99 - $18.58 Amazon »

Despite the bleak, dystopian vibe emanating from Squid Game's actual story and content, the costumes you can build from these Squid Game masks and either head-to-toe black, or a pink jumpsuit, make Netflix's Korean survival...

Kim Kardashian Met Gala Halloween Costume

$99.99 Yandy »

Damn, fashion retailer Yandy was all over the Kim Kardashian Met Gala Halloween Costume. Just a week or so after Kim K showed up on Anna Wintour's gold carpet in literal head-to-toe black, lookin' all like a Sleepout...

Superhero Weighted Sensory Costume for Kids

$69.99 - $99.99 Amazon »

This Superhero Weighted Sensory Costume is especially superhero suitable for the Halloween season upon us. But Dress Up to Calm Down's cape and velcro jumpsuit with integrated weights is intended as a fun and functional...

Jigsaw Puzzle Piece Prosthetic

$12.40 Etsy »

COVID and serial killers have made jigsaw puzzles so popular! The latter, John Kramer from the Saw film series, is the real inspiration behind this Jigsaw Puzzle Piece Prosthetic from Etsy shop Locked in the Cellar, but...

Dan Schaub Designs Masks

$300 - $999 Etsy »

Whether you're going for Boo! or Bow down! Dan Schaub's intricate, breathtaking deity masks will make terrified trick-or-treaters or mesmerized loyal subjects out of all who see you wearing one...

Mirror Face Masks

$71 - $276 Etsy »

ETERE Shop's Mirror Face Masks aren't just stunning to look at, they're a timely addition to this year's Halloween costume - or daily mask wearing if you're an extra kind of dude or lady - that will help you socialize...

Zombie Wonder Woman Costume

$129.99 Etsy »

Maybe we'll be able to celebrate Halloween like normal this year, maybe...probably...we won't. But either way, we can celebrate BADINKA's Zombie Wonder Woman costume, not to mention the Zombie Wonder Woman modeling it...

Chip on Your Shoulder Costume

$24 Etsy »

Ah, the Chip on Your Shoulder Costume. Halloween garb that's as tasty as it is punny, and made especially for those like myself who aren't into the whole dress-up thing, and don't put much thought into what we're going...

Luminous Mermaid Dress

$9,600 Etsy »

Make a Splash! at this year's Halloween costume party with a Luminous Mermaid Dress from Night Walker Art. Haha, Splash!, get it? Anyone...anyone...Daryl Hannah?...

Inflatable Kool-Aid Man Costume

$140.59 Amazon »

Does this Inflatable Kool-Aid Man Costume count as an appropriate public face covering? If so, I can't wait to "mask up" and fly Southwest to visit my sister-in-law this summer. That's the airline where you pick your...

Lumen Couture LED Face Changing Mask

$90 Etsy »

Lumen Couture's LED Face Changing Mask isn't intended to be a funkified piece of pandemic PPE, though if you're ready to go all in on facial coverings, I guess it would serve you as well as your double-ply cloth options...

King Kong Hand Halloween Costume

$17.22 Heaven Costumes »

It's too late to order the King Kong Hand Halloween costume for 2020 Halloween - especially since girl-gripping gorilla getup has to ship all the way from Australia. But for those who need a last-minute costume for a...

Inflatable Jetpack Costume

$59.95 Amazon »

The best part of the Jetpack Pick Me Up, an inflatable jetpack costume from Morph, is that it says "Acme Jetpack" on the side. Shout out to Looney Tunes!...

9' Tall Inflatable Squid Halloween Costume

$59.99 Amazon »

Looks...squid-shy. A 9' tall inflatable squid Halloween costume is going to make a lot of things about life difficult while you're wearing it. Dancing. Sitting down. Walking through doorways. Dude. Peeing or pooing. Better...

Sexy Mail-In Ballot Halloween Costume

$29.95 Yandy »

Oh, don't tell me you weren't expecting a Sexy Mail-In Ballot Halloween Costume for 2020. You had to know, more than any other year in recent memory, this one was going to bring the cringers, eye rollers, and stomach...

Groot Suit Cosplay & Halloween Costume

$3k Etsy »

"I am Groot! I have his suit!" But this time, instead of sacrificing myself to save the Guardians of the Galaxy, I will die of financial ruin for what I just spent on my Halloween costume. No regrets, though, this handmade...

Morphsuits Infrared Camera Halloween Costume

$22.95 - $54.99 Amazon »

All the colors of the rainbow, plus an optional wiener, unite in the Morphsuits Infrared Camera Halloween Costume. Morphsuits is a brand of the spandex full-body (and head!) skinsuits that have become popular in the costume...

Baby Yoda Infant Costume

$37.17 Amazon »

A baby doesn't typically melt my heart. Baby Yoda does it every single damn time I see him. And a baby dressed in a Baby Yoda infant costume? Well...I don't know that it makes me want to get a baby of my own, but if someone...

Bunny Stache

Sold Out Amazon »

While Halloween might be the most COVID-friendly holiday we've got, I'm still envisioning the Bunny Stache make heavy appearances this year during October 31 Zoom meetings and online classroom costume parties. Throw in...

Daisy Collingridge Squishy Human Flesh Costumes

Daisy Collingridge's squishy human flesh costumes Sure. Are. Something. A whimsical wonder to behold. And most definitely a new - and, honestly, equally delightful - way for me to think of the term bouncy, bouncy...

Pagan Breakfast God Mask

$17.95 Archie McPhee »

I'm not sure I can get behind the Pagan Breakfast God enough to make a Jesus fish version of him for my car. Obviously I dig the idea of a god lookin' out for my breakfast, but the only 2 known photographs of him (see...

Giant Ride-On T-Rex Costume

$4,900 Etsy »

Cretaceous Period meets the Wild, Wild West in this ride-on T-Rex costume, one of the most outstanding Halloween costumes I've seen this year. And one of the most outstanding mixed metaphors I've seen ever...

Miss Nessa Monster Suits

$135 - $295 Etsy »

Vanessa Henerty sews the most adorable Monster Suits I've ever seen. Her Etsy shop, Miss Nessa Monster Suits, displays Henerty's handmade, onesie-style costumes that seem to be equally suitable for Halloween, bedtime...