Slipknot Masks

This Halloween, dress like you grew up in Iowa. The many men of Slipknot have many faces, most of them incredibly disturbing and fitting for a night of scaring the ever-loving sweet Jesus out of kiddos and seniors and maybe everyone you pass who doesn't have a severe vision impairment. James, Paul, Joey, Mick, master sampler 133, the latex freak show versions of them all are up for grabs on Amazon.

As much as I hate F'd up looking clowns, I think I would be most terrified of this sadistic-looking Pinocchio bondage morsel. The Chris.

Slipknot masks should be stored away from the sun. Because spawns of the devil abhor light.

Slipknot Masks Gifts

• Skin Puking Up Skull Mask - $44.99
• Deadly Silence Mask - $43.16
• Slipknot Maggot Mask - $38.12
• Slipknot Clown Mask - $27.17
• Slipknot Chris Mask - $39.12