Second Skin Star Wars Suits
Costume Craze has released a whole line of Second Skin Star Wars suits for 2013, but I feel like if a man is going to put a definitive outline of the family jewels on display, the face of a Wookiee would complement them much better than would the face of a treacherous bounty hunter or a traitorous absentee dad. So the clear favorite here is the Second Skin Chewbacca Suit, wearable in head-to-toe glory. Chewie's face is sort of weird--I probably would have given him an upper lip reminiscent of something other than a graph of the United States' economic downturn--but I guess Lycra as an artistic medium has its limitations.
As alluded to, other Second Skin additions to the Star Wars costume line include Darth Vader and Boba Fett. All sets come with the suit, a hood/mask, gloves, and socks. Huh. I was hoping they'd be onesies.
Muchas danke to Laughing Squid.
Muchas danke as well to my friend Maurice for pretending to go get ice cream, and then using butterfly-patterned duct tape to resecure the hunk of back bumper that's been hanging off my car for the past 4 months.