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Second Skin Star Wars Suits

By: on April 21, 2013
$63.79
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Costume Craze has released a whole line of Second Skin Star Wars suits for 2013, but I feel like if a man is going to put a definitive outline of the family jewels on display, the face of a Wookiee would complement them much better than would the face of a treacherous bounty hunter or a traitorous absentee dad. So the clear favorite here is the Second Skin Chewbacca Suit, wearable in head-to-toe glory. Chewie's face is sort of weird--I probably would have given him an upper lip reminiscent of something other than a graph of the United States' economic downturn--but I guess Lycra as an artistic medium has its limitations.

As alluded to, other Second Skin additions to the Star Wars costume line include Darth Vader and Boba Fett. All sets come with the suit, a hood/mask, gloves, and socks. Huh. I was hoping they'd be onesies.

Muchas danke to Laughing Squid.

Muchas danke as well to my friend Maurice for pretending to go get ice cream, and then using butterfly-patterned duct tape to resecure the hunk of back bumper that's been hanging off my car for the past 4 months.

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Star Wars Chewbacca Beanbag

$169 - $279 from Pottery Barn »

The only thing wrong with this Chewbacca Beanbag, a Wookiee lounger my ass would otherwise love to plop down on, is that it's from Pottery Barn. Just like this Star Wars Bed. So basically the only people who can have...

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LEGO Star Wars Millennium Falcon 2017

$799.99 from LEGO »

Start saving your credits and wupiupi. LEGO is dropping a new Millennium Falcon model - a 7,500-piece behemoth of a brick freighter - on October 1, 2017. Need a gift for a man? Particularly a man you'd like to make very...

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Reversible Chewbacca Hoodie

Sold Out from Amazon »

It may not be the skin covering a Yoda head rejected from use in the original Star Wars, but at least Marc Ecko's reversible Chewbacca hoodie is a bodily covering that's a little easier to come by....

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Star Wars Return of the Jedi Wall Clock

$199.95 from Amazon »

The only thing missing from this Return of the Jedi wall clock is an R2-D2 head that pops out on the hour to go, Bee-boo-boop-coo-koo! Otherwise, it's all there. Electroluminescent lightsabers and LED glow from within:...

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The Darth Knight

$1,500 from Ebay »

You love Batman, but you're a loyal Star Wars fanboy. Halloween is coming up and you have a difficult decision to make. Can you betray Darth Vader for your new crush on the Dark Knight? Good news. You won't have to. Mash...

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Boba Fett Motorcycle Helmet

Unlike a few selections in this slideshow of sick motorcycle helmets, you can probably wear HJC's new RPHA 11 Boba Fett helmet without getting laughed off the road (it's an obvious, but not over-the-top Star Wars circus...

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Darth Vader Engagement Ring

$390 - $2,995 from Sapphire Studios »

Marry me and come to the Dark Side! Come on, ladies, even in you're not into Darth Vader or Star Wars, you gotta indulge any man who presents you with a Vader helmet engagement ring. If for no other reason than the license...

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Boba Fett Edition Nerf Rival Apollo XV-700

$89.99 from GameStop »

Hold on to your fantasies of Nerf-blasting your friend Cornelius in the junk like a Mandalorian warrior at the beach this summer. This Boba Fett edition Rival Apollo XV-700 won't ship until November 2017 (just in time...

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Han Solo-Chewbacca Reversible Hoodie

$108.99 from Amazon »

Life has been very difficult for some since the Mark Ecko reversible Chewbacca hoodie sold out. It was pretty much the Star Wars garment to end all Star Wars garments. But I like this new alternative alright too. Maybe...

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Darth Vader Toaster

$42.48 from Amazon »

Big Bad Toy Store says nothing--nothing!--about its forthcoming breakfast game changer, the Darth Vader Toaster, except this:...

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Chewbelta - Chewbacca Seat Belt Cover

$17.99 from Amazon »

The Chewbelta is your Wookiee for the wide to work, as well as the latest Chebacculous Star Wars gift for your favorite fan. Slip the furry Chewbacca bandolier over a seat belt and press together the Velcro closures to...

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Darth Vader Chair

$54.96 from Amazon »

Awww, man. The Darth Vader chair is exactly what I've been looking for to replace my busted Xbox lounger (note: some chairs are not meant to be used as trampolines when you get excited during CS. RIP my faux leather friend.)...