Maker Archie McPhee says, "No one can be angry at you while you're wearing this latex Pug Mask." I don't know whether to scoff at and rebuttal that or just swallow the couple tablespoons of vomit the statement made me throw up in my mouth and move on. Pugs are quite possibly the most revolting species of canis lupus ever to exist, less only those Chinese hairless devil dogs and the bounty hunter. So let's rephrase the statement: "No one can be angry at you while you're wearing this latex Pug Mask because you'll have been exiled from the public eye and left to sit alone in your bedroom watching that episode of Friends where Chandler has to sit in a box.
On the bright side, pugs themselves will likely adopt you as their God.