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Panda Coat

By: on October 16, 2013
Panda Coat
  • Panda Coat
  • Panda Coat
  • Panda Coat
  • Panda Coat
$199
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Griz Coat, fast becoming the Mercedes of mammalian outerwear, is prepping to release their fourth installment, the Panda Coat. Bulbous bear head, luxurious full-length faux fur body, you know what sartorial delicacy you're getting here. The only difference this time: it's jungle fever-style. Black and white, baby.

Also new and improved for the Panda Coat:

  • Softer faux fur. Maybe softer than a real panda's fur. Maybe soft enough turn a real panda on and save the species. Pandas are inherently sexually disinterested and procreate infrequently. At least that's what I heard in one of Jim Jefferies' standup routines.
  • Softer faux head. Rather than stiff-structured foam, Griz Coat's panda head is stuffed with soft fill, making it more collapsible and storable when packed. The head also contains a removable pillow for comfort.
  • Two sizes. Standard Griz Coat size is ideal for people 5'6" to 6'3"; the new addition is smaller, and caters to those 5'0" to 5'8". That's similar to how they size panty hose. Ummm...I heard that in one of Jim Jefferies' standup routines too.
  • Nose. You get a panda nose with your Panda Coat.

Panda Coats continue their already-successful run on Kickstarter through October 23, 2013.

December 2013 Update: Panda Coats are now available for direct purchase through the GrizCoat website--follow the link below.