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Inflatable Chub Suits

By: on September 20, 2014
$29.99
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WARNING: Keep Chub Suits away from fire. Ha! All I can think of after seeing these tub-o costumes and reading that line is the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. Kids, take note: if you wear an inflatable Chub Suit this Halloween, leave the S'Mores making to someone else.

Available in 11 colors and size XXXL, Chub Suits are a great costume for people who want to get noticed and make a statement this Halloween, but don't really want to put any thought into how to get noticed and make a statement. As the suit's mesh head stocking hides its wearer's entire face without restricting sight or air, they're also a really good choice for ugly people.

Chub Suit packages include the inflatable suit with attached fan and battery pack, a mask, gloves, and socks. They run on 4 x AA batteries.

Chub Suits are a top Dude Gift for Halloween pick.

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