World's Tackiest Sweaters
- Ugly Christmas Sweater - Rudolf the Bucktoofed Reindeer - $64.95
- Headless Frosty Ugly Christmas Sweater - $64.95
- It's Meat-Thirty Somewhere - $21.00
- Bacon Ornament - $7.30
- Dexter Bloody Handprint Hoodie - $46.00
Flagrant foul. No words can describe these hideously tacky sweaters. Well, that's not quite true. These words can describe them: Skittles; cheeseburger; condoms; french fries; gummy worms; popcorn; palm trees; wafts of smoke; nebula.... Mr. GuGu & Ms. Go set the new standard for wearable eyesores, beating out even historical champs parachute pants, leisure suits, and scrunchies. Available in a whopping 34 designs and colors insulting to nature, the World's Tackiest Sweaters were all made in Bielsko-Biala, Poland--where apparently the citizens have poor vision or an impeccable sense of humor--and are available in sizes S through XL.
Muchas danke to Incredible Things.