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World's Tackiest Sweaters

By: on November 28, 2012

Flagrant foul. No words can describe these hideously tacky sweaters. Well, that's not quite true. These words can describe them: Skittles; cheeseburger; condoms; french fries; gummy worms; popcorn; palm trees; wafts of smoke; nebula.... Mr. GuGu & Ms. Go set the new standard for wearable eyesores, beating out even historical champs parachute pants, leisure suits, and scrunchies. Available in a whopping 34 designs and colors insulting to nature, the World's Tackiest Sweaters were all made in Bielsko-Biala, Poland--where apparently the citizens have poor vision or an impeccable sense of humor--and are available in sizes S through XL.

Muchas danke to Incredible Things.

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