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The Giant Omnibus of Superpowers T-Shirt

By: on April 14, 2013

Pop Chart Lab asserts that The Giant Omnibus of Superpowers T-shirt constitutes the most extensive charting of superpowers in the universe. Easy enough to say within the safe confines of Earth, but I have to wonder if they'd be so bold as to make that claim on Mars, Krypton, or Azarath. The wearable breakdown depicts over 300 heroes, anti-heroes, villains, and beasts, and employs a hand-drawn "Kirby krackle" effect generated by comic book artist John Amor. Here are some of my favorite clinical names the Omnibus assigns to superpowers:

  • Prehensile Hair (Spider Girl, Medusa).
  • Increase Mass of Objects (Star Boy).
  • Green Energy Powers Via Birthmark (Jade).
  • Rope Mastery (Slipknot, Lasso, The Roper).
  • Envelop Body in Fiery Plasma (The Human Torch, Toro).
  • Make Plants Grow Faster (Chlorophyll Kid).
  • Super-Ingestion (Matter-Eater Lad. Whatever, I think 58% of the American population has this "superpower").

I know I'm in the minority here--no pun intended--but my favorite Pop Chart Lab creation is still The Mapper of Every Rapper.

Muchas danke to The Awesomer.

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