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The Game of Thrones Collection

By: on March 09, 2014
$40 - $110
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The start of Season 4 may still be a few weeks away, but Black Milk's Game of Thrones clothing collection drops in mere hours. Houses Stark, Lannister, Targaryen, and Baratheon represent in an array of nakedness shields, all of which I'll grant are pretty much the next best thing to girls being naked.

The complete Game of Thrones Collection leaves no dragon egg unturned with pieces ranging from tops and dresses to skirts and leggings to swimsuits. As always, Black Milk aims to cover an assortment of activities and every girl's ever (ever, ever)-changing whims. Some of their GoT Collection standouts include:

  • Daenerys Targaryen's Dragon Eggs. In both scaly hot skirts, slightly slutty leggings, and Vegas-style (i.e., scaly hot and slightly slutty) swimsuits.
  • Westeros Maps. Like Middle Earth, Westeros proves the human body is the best medium for cartography. GoT world maps come in leggings, tank dresses, and poufy mini dresses that make it very easy to (legally!) obtain upskirt photos.
  • House Sigil T-shirts, dresses, swimsuits, and leggings. Maybe they'll go to war and tear themselves off.
  • Littlefinger Leggings. Because that dude's gotta have his hands in every pie.
  • House seat basketball jerseys for players from Winterfell, Storm's End, Casterly Rock, and Dragonstone.
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Anatomical Leggings

Been scouring the racks for pants that display your ass as the true anatomical masterpiece it is? Black Milk Clothing's skin-tight anatomical leggings won't just enhance the curves of your posterior, they'll show off...

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Flayed Flesh Garters

Sold Out from Etsy »

Take peek-a-boo garters to the next level: peek-a-boo blood vessels and layers of muscle tissue, courtesy of open-wound prostheses and stocking accoutrements from Etsy's Meaghan O'Keefe. A pair of unpainted latex prostheses...

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Geeky Sex Toys (NSFW)

$25 - $199 from Etsy »

Now that Pokemon have made you Go, Geeky Sex Toys thinks it's time you catch some that will make you Come. Yep, the enterprising Australian adult shop went there, and now has a (limited edition) set of Pokemoan dildos...

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Middle Earth Map Leggings

$8.99 from Amazon »

Control Middle-earth--and likely all male Elves, Wizards, Orcs, Dragons, Dwarves, Ents, and Hobbits--for under $100. You don't even have to enter into battle or acquire Rings of Power. Leave it to Black Milk Clothing...

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The Night King Mask

$669.95 from Composite Effects »

Composite Effects' Night King mask is the most recent addition to their Game of Thrones White Walker collection. Previously we saw one of the Night King's long-haired, extra-wrinkly cohorts. Both are designed to produce...

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Game of Thrones 3D Masks & Wall Mounts

$15.11 - $19.81 from Amazon »

Want to mount a White Walker trophy head to your wall? All you gotta do is kill one...and figure out how to keep it from shattering into a billion shards of ice when you do. OR! You could grab one of Wintercroft's White...

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Skirt Length Sluttiness Stockings

Discontinued

While these may not be the definitive measurement for exactly how a lady is feeling, they're certainly guaranteed to provoke some interesting conversation. From "demure" to "dangerous" the Leg's Talk stockings provide...

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Iron Throne Cat Bed

$198 from Etsy »

Is your cat the rightful heir to the FELIRON THRONE? A bright spot in my week of Game of Thrones withdrawal (2019? 2019?!) Kate Agafonova's Iron Throne Cat Bed invites kitties from all families - royals, wardens, lords...

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Mass Effect Clothing

$78 - $92 from Black Milk Clothing »

I know many of you are thinking it, so I'm just gonna put it on paper: the mass effect of Black Milk's Mass Effect body-hugging clothing collection is to effectively give every male fan of the video game series a massive...

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Prosthetic Dragon Spikes

Discontinued

Is there a word for when something is equal parts disturbing and smokin' hot? That's what I'd like to call the image of this lady wearing Dragon Spikes. Their mutant effect is remarkable, somewhere between mythical miracle...

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Sword Keys

$11.99 from The Key Armory »

It's dangerous to leave the house without a key! Take this set that will also serve as your sword and shield if the gangs...of ants...attack. The Key Armory stocks up fantasy and gaming fans' keychains with iconic swords...

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Tetris Leggings

Discontinued

And you thought her legs couldn't get any more hypnotizing. Wearing a pair of Tetris leggings basically means slinking around in a second skin of polyester, retro-chic Nintendo graphics, and errant flecks of drool from...