SOS Boxer Briefs with Condom Pocket
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Nothing tells your date, I was pretty sure I'd get lucky tonight, like a sexy pair of boxer briefs. With a built-in condom pocket. Hidden with great metaphor behind a lifesaver stitched to the right thigh. Ah, the only thing that would make this better is if your mama had sewn it there right before writing your name in black Sharpie on the tag. But in this case the classy underoos and condom pouch come from Bernard Buie, who sells a whole line of what he calls SOS Boxer Briefs.
Buie believes life is an adventure. Right up until someone gets pregnant or herpes. So each pair of SOS Boxer Briefs has a square-shaped condom pocket situated behind the Bernard Buie logo to encourage sexually active adventurers to stay responsible. The underwear even come preloaded with a BCondom.
Buie also calls his SOS Boxer Briefs unisex and shows women sporting them in some of his (oooh, racy!) ad campaigns. I have mixed feelings about that. On the one hand I'm all for women carrying condoms, but on the other I'm not sure how excited I'd be about finally getting a lady's pants off only to find she's wearing men's underwear. Also, I was on a date the other night (online dating efforts picking up speed!) and at one point the girl told me, Well obviously whoever brings the penis should bring the condom, and I gotta say fair enough to that.
At printing, the boxer briefs were available in grey, white, navy, and black, and sizes S through 2XL.
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