Skirt Length Sluttiness Stockings
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- Lace-Up Liquid Leggings - $26.95
- Surprise Me - $18.95
- Penthouse Pink Lace-Up Boots - $44.85
While these may not be the definitive measurement for exactly how a lady is feeling, they're certainly guaranteed to provoke some interesting conversation. From "demure" to "dangerous" the Leg's Talk stockings provide a handy indicator along the thigh to tell everyone what type of mood a lady is in as indicated by the length of her skirt.
Anatomical Leggings
Been scouring the racks for pants that display your ass as the true anatomical masterpiece it is? Black Milk Clothing's skin-tight anatomical leggings won't just enhance the curves of your posterior, they'll show off...
Flayed Flesh Garters
Take peek-a-boo garters to the next level: peek-a-boo blood vessels and layers of muscle tissue, courtesy of open-wound prostheses and stocking accoutrements from Etsy's Meaghan O'Keefe. A pair of unpainted latex prostheses...
Middle Earth Map Leggings
Control Middle-earth--and likely all male Elves, Wizards, Orcs, Dragons, Dwarves, Ents, and Hobbits--for under $100. You don't even have to enter into battle or acquire Rings of Power. Leave it to Black Milk Clothing...
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Nadi X Vibrating Yoga Pants
I know I'm going to disappoint you when I say Nadi X are vibrating yoga pants, but not the sexy kind, just the kind that provide haptic feedback and personal training to help you improve your "yoga game" from anywhere...
The Game of Thrones Collection
The start of Season 4 may still be a few weeks away, but Black Milk's Game of Thrones clothing collection drops in mere hours. Houses Stark, Lannister, Targaryen, and Baratheon represent in an array of nakedness shields...
Mass Effect Clothing
I know many of you are thinking it, so I'm just gonna put it on paper: the mass effect of Black Milk's Mass Effect body-hugging clothing collection is to effectively give every male fan of the video game series a massive...
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Tattoo Tights
I wonder if women who see these Tattoo Tights feel like I do when I see the Wonderffle Stuffed Waffle Iron. All hot and sweaty and in need of a change of pants...
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Leopard Leggings
As long as you're in a pair of leopard leggings, ladies, it's OK to let the claws come out at hot yoga. Random chick stole the spot you've been putting your mat every class for the past 6 months? Dude next to you smells...
Tetris Leggings
And you thought her legs couldn't get any more hypnotizing. Wearing a pair of Tetris leggings basically means slinking around in a second skin of polyester, retro-chic Nintendo graphics, and errant flecks of drool from...
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Flowered Fishnet Stockings
My girlfriend says Lirika Matoshi's fishnets, handmade stockings with intricate flowers and other ethereal-nature-fairy elements woven in, are works of art. Yeah, I can see that. But what I mostly see is that the tights...
Bad Kitty Catsuit
The first thing I noticed about this Bad Kitty Catsuit is that it looks equally hot, and makes me shift equally uncomfortably in my seat, on both thin, tan blondes and busty, red-lipped redheads. I'm still not able to...
Marvel Rainbow Bridge Fleece Jumpsuit
I'd say it takes at least as much power to wear the Rainbow Bridge as it does to fight Loki at Heimdall's Observatory and break it. And by "power" I mean long, killer legs and an ass like the shiny, perfect Pink Lady...