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Reindeer Threesome Sweater

By: on September 20, 2012
$54.99
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It's a highly inappropriate Rudolph sandwich, wherein Rudolph proves that he can both dish it out and take it. The Reindeer Threesome Sweater is to make your holidays, and particularly your impending Ugly Christmas Sweater parties extra extra special, reminding us all that if we're going to be tacky, we may as well be vulgar and offensive as well. A definite must for dudes meeting their girlfriends' parents for the first time, and also for parents volunteering at their kids' school holiday parties.

In addition to the standard male crew neck cut, Reindeer Threesomes are also available a sweater dresses for women, sweater ponchos for dogs, and furry hats with those snowball things dangling from the ears. They are made of 100% Acrylic yarn and run in men's sizes S to 4XL.

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