If you can't afford to be a stormtrooper in latex, how about an R2D2 in body-hugging cotton blend? This tunic-length tank top is very classy stuff, ladies. Very classy. I say that not only as a man who would be honored to see you wearing it, but also as one who could possibly be convinced to borrow it if I needed an instant Halloween costume or I spilled BBQ sauce on my own shirt or, like, I just wanted to try it on for a second. I mean a minute. OK, just long enough to run get ice.