MonsterHoodies: Shark Bite
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Did you know that sharks have anywhere from two to three rows of working teeth with 20 to 30 teeth in each row? And did you know that these teeth fall out and move forward in a conveyor-belt like fashion in the shark’s mouth? You too can spit out random bits of shark knowledge no one cares about while wearing this hoodie!
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The Best Shark Themed Gifts
Two events inspired this collection of the best shark themed gifts. The obvious: we're in the middle of Shark Week 2018...
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Dapper Defender Armored Kevlar Motorcycle Hoodie
While it's still not clear what a Graphene Jacket can do for you, there's no question what a motorcycle hoodie lined with Kevlar and CE-rated armor is here for. Dapper Defender's hoodie gives bikers some extra protection...
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vapRwear Smokable Hoodies
Elvis "Papi" Edwards created the line of vapRwear smokable hoodies. Papi Edwards. Caribbean native. Colorado resident. Incredibly enterprising stoner. His vapRwear hoodies all have hookah-like drawstrings at their necks...
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Sharkini Swimsuit
Sharks are scary. Girls are scary. Gaaahhh! It's the worst hybrid ever! To all Dude Facebook readers who expressed sentiments of peeved off at our posting of a Sharkini photo without information about where to throw wads...
Seabreacher Shark X Water Jet
Seabreacher water jets snugly seat two people with exceptional control over their stomachs and bowels for a nautical roller coaster ride of dives, breaches, spins, and respective surface and subsurface speeds of up to...
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Polar Seal On-Demand Heated Clothing
Baby it's...beyond cold outside. Polar Seal is a forthcoming line of heated tops whose built-in warming elements are designed to heat you to a level of comfort (or at least negative temp bearability) in just 10 seconds...
Medieval Knight Hoodie
See, chivalry isn't dead. It's just been co-opted by the hoodie-wearing hipster crowd. This Medieval Knight Hoodie drips of irony akin to permutations of the mustache, and trending fads akin to bacon two years ago. Thanks...
Animatronic Shark Costume
Seabob, an animatronic shark costume visual effects designers VFXLAB recently took for a test swim in the San Bernardino Doubletree Hotel pool, is many things. Funny, a good prank, and a way for my friend Cornelius to...
Iron Man Hoodie
This Iron Man crime-fighting-armor-turned-loungewear combines the Avenger's Mark VII and Mark VIII suits. Its chest and shoulders draw from the former, while the elbows and abdomen take after the latter. Awww, it's like...
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Sexy Chest Christmas Sweatshirt
Hairy Christmas, dudes! Wear this Sexy Chest Christmas Sweatshirt to your holiday party and watch Mrs. Claus become Mrs. Can't Keep Her Claus Off You. You'll not only put all the other Ugly Christmas Sweaters to shame...
Dragon Hoodie
I like it when objects can wholly encompass their descriptors both literally and figuratively. For example, previously dragons were hot due solely to their deadly breath of fire. But then Canada Cosplay decided to turn...
Assassin's Creed Kenway Jacket
Maker Volante Design calls this Assassin's Creed fashion statement the Kenway Jacket, and includes a lot of nonsense about how it is available with two closure options to make it either symmetrical or asymmetrical, but...