MonsterHoodies: Shark Bite

A Ferret Hoodie! Problem solved! Now everyone will know your pet ferret is just as casual, chill, and stoned as you are. However, it is definitely not a piece of ferret fashion suitable for Mr. Kimble's little polecat...

I think Barefoot Dreams' CozyChic Men's Camo Hoodie will be the coziest and chicest hoodie you'll ever wear in your life. At least it better be for what Barefoot Dreams is charging for the ball o' fluff with a zipper...

Elvis "Papi" Edwards created the line of vapRwear smokable hoodies. Papi Edwards. Caribbean native. Colorado resident. Incredibly enterprising stoner. His vapRwear hoodies all have hookah-like drawstrings at their necks...

Most of the words in this "Jaws Reusable Menstrual Pads" title are well beyond my areas of expertise. Also, I'll grant that some of you dudes (and ladies) will consider Jaws Reusable Menstrual Pads one of the newest things...

It's the Great White Disco Diva. This holographic great white shark romper from Coquetry Clothing doesn't make quite the splash in my heart the Sharkini swimsuit did back in 2013, but I'd still be happy for any lady wearing...

Happy Shark Week 2019 and, more importantly, Happy Monday, all you bright-eyed, bushy-tailed whippersnappers ready to tear off a piece of Day 1 like a ravenous great white. Here's an inspirational Lennymud travel mug...

Seabreacher water jets snugly seat two people with exceptional control over their stomachs and bowels for a nautical roller coaster ride of dives, breaches, spins, and respective surface and subsurface speeds of up to...

They say Shark OFF is "kryptonite for sharks!" Awww. Not that there's anything wrong with a shark repellent bracelet, if you're a surfer, diver, boater, or swimmer of the oceans. But when I read the words "Shark OFF"...

Neptunic's Sharksuit, a stainless steel chainmail diver's suit, is kinda like cage diving with sharks. Except rather than being inside the cage that's going to protect you, you're wearing it. So you can actually touch...

Two events inspired this collection of the best shark themed gifts. The obvious: we're in the middle of Shark Week 2018...

Turn Shark Week into Shark Every Night of the Year with Emojibator's The Shark. A gift for your girlfriend right up there (er, no pun intended) with the original Eggplant Emojibator, but with a little something for the...