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Insect Shield Mail-in Bug Repellent Clothing Treatment

By: on April 28, 2017
$64.95 - $149.95
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Insect Shield started making its Insect Repellent Apparel in 2001, and has gone on to provide various areas of the US Military, Rio Olympics athletes, and 70+ lifestyle clothing brands with clothing treated with its proprietary permethrin formula. The odorless, EPA-registered compound binds to fabric fibers to ward off bugs including mosquitoes, ticks, ants, flies, chiggers, and no-see-ums for the entire life of the garment.

Insect Shield's Easy Pack program opens the world of bug thwarting to the public in a new way: you can mail in any number of articles from your existing wardrobe, and they'll give them the permethrin treatment. Button-downs, blue jeans, sundresses, socks, anything but underwear, waterproof wear, or dry-clean-only items are fair game for the fight against no-see-ums in Florida and the screen between your ankles and the Chicken McNugget-sized mosquitos of Alaska.

Easy Packs arrive as 17-1/4" x 14" pre-paid Priority Mail envelopes--1 to 3 of them, depending on how many articles you want treated. Each envelope holds 8 to 10 items. Once filled, you can drop them in any USPS mailbox, at the PO, or give them to your mail carrier.

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