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Frosty the Eunuch Ugly Christmas Sweater

Posted: November 16, 2017
Frosty the Eunuch Ugly Christmas Sweater

Ugly Christmas Sweater season is here. The days, they have shortened. The temperatures, they have dropped. And the Tipsy Elves, they have knitted. The tacky, silly, funny, and dirty entries in their 2017 sweater line are here, and I'm giving top nods to the dramatic scene before you. It's officially titled "Carrot Trail Nightmare," but to me and my Game of Thrones-loving heart, this is a Frosty the Eunuch Ugly Christmas Sweater.

Minus the hat, Frosty even looks a lot like his soon-to-be fellow eunuch Lord Varys.

An image of a serene winter forest with a helpless snowman 2 bites away from getting his carrot wiener munched off by a reindeer might not be an appropriate choice for the office holiday party (then again, maybe you have one of those cool kid jobs where it is) but any Ugly Christmas Sweater shindig amongst friends will likely receive Frosty the Eunuch well.

Tipsy Elves swears on their own carrots that their 100% acrylic sweaters are soft, and will not itch during wear or shrink when you wash them. The Carrot Trail Nightmare Ugly Christmas Sweater comes in sizes S through XXL.

Frosty's family jewels not your thing? Check out more ugly Christmas sweaters here.

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