Finfolk Custom Mermaid Tails

Posted: May 15, 2014

In: Style ➠ Body

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By what magnitude would the awesomeness of mud wrestling increase if all the ladies participating got to wear a Finfolk Productions 100% dragonskin and platinum cure silicone mermaid tail? Muddy, slippery, rolling on the ground, and dressed all svelte and shiny as the #1 mythical beauty of my fantasies? It would be like Christmas and the last day of school and the return of Rice Krispies Treats cereal all rolled into one!

No? You disagree? Alright. That's your prerogative. You like them in the water and being worn by very attractive redheads on land though, don't you?

Yeah, you do.

If it weren't for the minor hitch of not being able to walk while wearing them, Finfolk mermaid tails would maybe be the most perfect Halloween and cosplay costumes ever. Each one is custom designed and fit to transform its lady (or dude if that's your thing, King Triton) into a realistic, dazzling, and smokin' hot creature of the sea. I mean, provided the Kelly Brooks of the world are more inclined to go mermaid than the Fat Amys. All tails include a Finis Trainer monofin, which means they are fully swimmable (see videos) and swell for underwater performances and pool parties. They weigh between 25 and 30 pounds, and their silicone material is neutrally buoyant so they should feel LB-free in the water.

At printing, Finfolk Productions, run entirely by twins Abby and Bryn Roberts, was working on creating a full-scale Website. Those interested in purchasing a mermaid tail can order them directly through the company's Facebook page. Make contact via private message. For additional answers to tail design and logistics inquiries, check out the Finfolk FAQ section.

Muchas danke to Eric C. for the Dude Product Tip.

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