After Sex Towel
This after sex towel considers itself "unique and clever" for taking a plain white terry cloth towel and embroidering the word "Sperm" across it. (Or, if you prefer a little more slang and vulgarity in your terminology, "cum.") So. According to that logic, then, I guess I could call myself "unique and clever" for taking a plain white cotton T-shirt and embroidering the word "Rideable" across it, right? And then don my tee, grab and after sex Sperm towel, and hit the bars offering us up to the ladies as a "package" deal?
I mean, I say could, not would, because obviously I'm a happily married man, and also obviously not corny and sleazy like that.