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Vegetabrella Lettuce Umbrella

By: on August 24, 2016
Vegetabrella Lettuce Umbrella

In the words of the great Lionel Richie, "You are the sun. You are the Romaine. That makes my life this foolish game." Seriously, Vegetabrella, you've reduced me to a career of Lionel and lettuce puns. Or I should say further reduced me since the Lionel Richie spoon rest really kicked off my descent years ago.

The Japanese love fake food (who wants a sliced bread chair?) and also I guess staying dry in the rain, though the Vegetabrella Lettuce Umbrella doesn't look strong enough to handle more than a slight drizzle. Ladies could use the curly-rimmed tribute to greens as a parasol, but in looking at the price of the thing, I'm thinking anyone who drops the dough they're asking on a head of faux lettuce is better off turning it into a salad shrine than exposing it to the elements at all.