Accessories

The Brow Sun Visor

$45 The Brow »

Not your typical sun visor hat, and definitely not your typical sunglasses, The Brow sunblockers call themselves a pair of "open shades." That is, shades that protect your eyes from the brightness of direct sunlight...

Kodiak Belt - Field Belt with Knife Sharpener Buckle

$69.99 Argali »

The Kodiak Belt has a knife sharpener buckle for instant blade-honing in the field. That's great news for backcountry hunters and campers, especially those willing to double up on belts, with a Kodiak on top and a Burls...

Brass Crocodile Clip

$59 Amazon »

Place your trust in the double-jointed jaw of the crocodile, and it will clamp down on your belt loop, your backpack strap, or your friend Cornelius' nose on a dare with an uncompromising 3,700 pounds per square inch...

Notch Sunglasses-Friendly Baseball Hats

$26 - $34 Notch »

Two notches on a baseball hat equals one notch on Notch's belt for ending the war between sunglasses and billed caps. Notch sunglasses-friendly hats have patented cutouts on either side of their bills that enable them...

OOOptic Lenses - Magnetic Adhesive Myopia Lenses

$39.90 - $49.90 OOOptic »

Like NakeFit stick-on shoes for your feet, OOOptic Lenses add versatility and minimalism to your lifestyle courtesy of the bond between adhesives and substrates. Oh, and magnets. Can't forget the glorious properties of...

Submerge Waterproof Wallet & Cardholder

Sold Out Amazon »

Whether it's in water, snow, sweat, or bulk wrestling Jello, the Submerge waterproof wallet and cardholder lets you do just that. Submerge. Without worrying your cash, cards, keys, and other small EDC will follow the...

Full Face Mirror Sunglasses

$17.66 Amazon »

Full Face Mirror Sunglasses are convex configurations of UV-resistant PC panels and UV400 lenses made to protect not just your eyes, but also your nose and mouth, from the blinding and burning rays of the sun. And maybe...

Dango MC01 Titanium Money Clip

Money, money, money, mooooneyyyy! Dango introduces the MC01 Titanium Money Clip for dudes who aren't into urban traveling light with just a few cards and a slim front pocket wallet. Dudes who don't care that cash is a...

Cloos x Brady Sunglasses Collection

$189 Amazon »

Excuse me while I don my Cloos x Brady Sunglasses and practice my Tom-Brady-gazing-off-in-the-distance pose. It's, like, that same look in every photo of TB modeling his Christopher Cloos eyewear collaboration. What's...

Dusk - App-Enabled Electrochromic Smart Sunglasses

$179 - $299 indiegogo »

Ampere's Dusk Sunglasses are electrochromic smart sunglasses whose tint you can increase and decrease over 3 levels with a hidden button on one of the temples, or with the eyewear's app. They're kind of like the physical...

Miniature VHS Movie Keychain Charms

$12 Etsy »

Make your favorite flicks of the 80s and 90s - and the VHS tapes that housed them - part of your EDC with these Miniature VHS Movie Keychain Charms. Available in dozens of different titles, the nostalgic trinkets are...

Half Frame Rhinestone Glasses

$15.99 - $17.99 Amazon »

Or should I call them Half Frame Rhinestone Non-Glasses? The "W" shape of that lady's...uh...eyewear must stand for "What the four-eyes are these things?!" They don't improve your vision, they don't help you see in the...

Flippin' Mittens

If you can't score a pair of Bernie Mittens, might I suggest Flippin' Mittens as a close second in eye-catching and meme-worthy mitten designs? Running as a limited edition from Matt Benedetto's Unnecessary Inventions...

KATANA Personal Safety Smartphone Wallet

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See that notch on the KATANA personal safety smartphone wallet? And the tab the lady is pulling on to draw something out of the back of the cardholder? Guess what it is. Nope. Not a katana. Not a sword at all. It's a...

Meal Socks Box

$34.79 Amazon »

Why do my burger & fries taste like cardboard? Actually, it's more like...poly-cotton yarn. Better wash it away with my beer - ugh! My beer tastes like sweaty feet! What is this, Heineken?...

Limited Edition The Mandalorian The Child 6-Pin Set

$68.99 Amazon »

The Baby Yodas in Amazon's limited edition The Mandalorian The Child 6-Pin Set have something poking out besides their ears. No! You dirty minds! Metal skewers soldered to each of their backs, so you can flair up your...

Torpedo Pill Holder

$19.99 Amazon »

Launch Vitamin D, CoQ10 & CBD missiles! For all your tough pills to swallow, here's the Torpedo Pill Holder, an even tougher container to carry them in. Made of aerospace aluminum, the projectile-shaped piece of EDC is...

Grid Antimicrobial Copper Wallet

$85 GRID »

The Grid Antimicrobial Copper Wallet would like to take you off the Grid. And by "you" I mean any bacteria and viruses that dare try to infiltrate its armor - the Grid Copper starts killing them upon contact...

Lucyd Loud Audio Sunglasses

$59.99 - $99.99 Lucyd »

Just as Bluetooth connectivity has brought us hands-free talking, it, along with gadgety eyewear like the Lucyd Loud Audio Sunglasses and Bose Frames, has kinda brought us ear-free listening. Lucyd Loud is fitted with...

The Dick Belt

$18.99 Etsy »

The Dick Belt is funny and all, but I'm not sure how many places I'd feel comfortable wearing it. Not because the belt itself looks stifling or like a gut digger, but because, I mean, do I really want to add "cock unfurling"...

Friendship Test Pin Set

Sold Out Amazon »

Why do I have to take a friendship test? Cornelius is my bro, he knows I'd do anything for him. Come over and jump his car at 6 a.m. Wingman him at an interpretive dance performance and reception the barista he's horndoggin'...

The Weatherman Umbrella for 55MPH Winds

$84 Amazon »

The Weatherman Umbrella knows not everyone can be Mary Poppins on a rainy day, but when the wind picks up anyone with a crappy umbrella can be...the dude who gets drenched and disheveled because his umbrella blows inside...

Pocket Cane - Ultra-Compact Walking Cane

$49 Amazon »

Instant pimp, at your service. And, sure, the Pocket Cane is also a convenient and less cumbersome way for the injured and elderly to keep a walking stick close at hand...

I Wash My Hands of The Virus COVID-19 Buttons

$14.95 - $118.95 Amazon »

I guess these I Wash My Hands of The Virus buttons are the equivalents of I Voted buttons for people who practice responsible COVID-19 prevention practices. Or maybe they'll appeal to the growing frustration with the...