They lie somewhere between backpacks, messenger bags, and places to store your gun. They're Urban Tool Shoulder Holsters. And they may be eye-rollingly hipster, but hey, at least they also provide a compact means of stashing your phone, wallet, keys, cards, music, and full-size tablet that won't get you shit from your friend Cornelius for carrying a man purse.
Made of 80% polyamide and 20% lycra, Shoulder Holsters are soft and flexible, with a close, ergonomic fit. Each of Urban Tool's 6 holster styles comes with an adjustable shoulder strap, and many in a choice of colors and sizes (S, M, L). The basicHolster includes: 1 x pocket for a smartphone; 1 x wallet pocket; and Urban Tool Key yo-yo and pocket; 1 x zipper pocket on the back side; 1 x pen case; and cable routing for a hands-free set or headphones.
By comparison, the businessHolster, which is worn over both shoulders and remains invisible underneath a suit or jacket, includes: 1 x large pocket for a smartphone and business equipment; 1 x pocket for a wallet or 5" to 6" gadgets; 1 x pocket for an MP3 player, plus cable routing and outlet: 1 x backside zippered pocket; 1 x slot for keys or a USB stick with Urban Tool key yo-yo; and 1 x pen case.
Additional Shoulder Holster models include the tabletHolster, sportHolster, businessHolster tablet-sized, and businessHolster pinstripe.
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