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Lightsaber Willy Warmer

Posted: April 15, 2018
Lightsaber Willy Warmer
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This Lightsaber Willy Warmer might be the finest expression of Grandmas's yarn I ever saw. Not a bad tribute to Star Wars either, presuming you've mastered The Force well enough to wield this saber once it's fired up. Better ditch the Uh-huh! and Oh baby! and start practicing your Swish! and Buzz!

Etsy shop Jane Crochet Stuff lovingly creates each Lightsaber Willy Warmer - and points out the pieces also know as a peter heater or cock sock, JFYI - in standard dimensions of 6" long x 2" wide at the energy blade (i.e., cock) and total length of 8.75" including the hilt (i.e., balls). However, they are happy to make a smaller or larger lightsaber by request.

In addition to Lightsaber Willy Warmers Jane Crochet Shop makes a ton of other funny and whimsical cozy penis sleeves, hats, and rings. Sombreros, beanies, Minions, toucans, rhinos, teenage mutant ninja turtles, Homer Simpson - if you need a gift for a man who doesn't blush, or who you want to make blush, a Jane Crochet Stuff willy warmer will not disappoint.

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