Foodie Bow Ties
- Fast Food Bow Tie - $14.99
- Neon Nightlife Light Up Bow Tie - $24.99
- Mixed Nuts Clip-On Bow Tie - $10.99
- Men's Metallic Gold Bow Tie - $9.99
- Space Galaxy Shimmering Polyester Silk Necktie - $14.24
Bow ties made to look like food! I wouldn't call myself a foodie, but food is my favorite thing in the whole world (tied with my fiancee and my mama) and seeing a bowtie pasta bowtie - a piece of pasta bow tie-ified! - on this otherwise crap gray and rainy Saturday morning has made my weekend.
It's also made me hungry from some farfalle.
And, mmmm, summer-sweet corn on the cob. A fat, mustard-doused hot dog at a baseball game. And sour psychedelic candy ribbons. Maybe with a side of Icky Stick.
Rommy de Bommy makes these bommy mashups of food and fashion from foam, so even though clipping that gnawed-at corn on the cob looks like it would give you a neck injury, the bow tie is really lightweight and comfortable to wear. All of the bow ties have alligator clips on the back of them, so if you prefer securing them to another part of your body or head, or wearing multiple bowties and turning yourself into a walking concession stand, go for it.
/the-traxedo-tuxedo-track-25694.jpg?mode=crop "The Traxedo - Tuxedo Track Suits")
The Traxedo - Tuxedo Track Suits
Ahhh, Traxedo. The perfect response to the next time my girlfriend tells me to put on some nice clothes and take her to the (obscenely overpriced) wine & tapas bar. Ahhh, Traxedo. The polyester penguin suit that will...
Chainmail Ties
Previously if someone had asked me how to make bow ties more dapper I would have called trick question BS. You! Can't! I would have exclaimed. Their plaid and polka-dotted prints have propelled them to their dapper pinnacle...
Wooden Bow Ties
A Wooden Bow Tie delivers all of the fancy-fingerwork-not-required perks of a clip-on, without making its wearer just another schmo who showed up to the Garden State Inaugural Gala in a clip-on. Two Guys Bow Ties--comprising...
Pac-Man Suit
All the Ms. Pacs out there will melt in your arms when they get a look at your new arcade on a suit. OppoSuits, known for their quirky twists on classic menswear, has put Pac-Man to fabric and sewn him into a 3-piece...
Batman v. Superman Wooden Bow Ties
As Batman and Superman duke it out on the big screen for Best (and Most Smug) Superhero, you and your friend Cornelius can clip on a pair of WoodnAx Batman and Superman wooden bow ties and duke it out in real life for...
The Pillow Tie
Neck-to-pillow contact : Kelly Brook :: Neck-to-tie contact : Rosie O'Donnell. Therefore, neck-to-Pillow-Tie contact = hmmm, Zooey Deschanel? Or maybe topless Anna Paquin. Listen, Pillow Ties are not a substitute for...
Laser Pointer Tactical Necktie
Does a necktie equipped with a laser pointer and MOLLE system take the current tactical fad a step too far? Yeah, but...I kind of want one, so...on second thought, definitely not. ThinkGeek's tactical tie is fitted with...
Wooden Tie
Yes ma'am, my necktie is made of solid wood. And it just so happens it's pointing to something else that is made of solid wood, if you know what I mean. So why don't we--wait! Don't flip your hair and walk off in a huff!...
Bev Tie Beer Koozie Tie
The mountains of North Carolina know how to stay cool. I'm not sure if it's the Blue Ridge or the Smokys, but somewhere high above sea level, industrious minds in search of cold beer, free hands, and stylin' formalwear...
/compact-suit-folder-34250.jpg?mode=crop "Compact Suit Folder")
Compact Suit Folder
Pocket knife: check. Keychain light: check. 3-piece suit: check. EDC complete. The Compact Suit Folder condenses a full suit - jacket, pants, and tie - into a flat-packed tote about the size of a portfolio. Use it in...
/grifiti-big-ass-bands-19758.jpg "Grifiti Big-Ass Bands")
Grifiti Big-Ass Bands
Big stretch. Big strength. Big colors. Grifiti makes it clear: go Big-Ass or go home. The company's Big-Ass Bands take the rubber band concept and then, uh, stretch it to fit so many more of your daily needs. The fat...
The FlaskTie
While I don't condone sleeping on a tie at work, I must say I have generally found my productivity (and genius!) levels to be highest after a few swigs of Grey Goose. So drinking out of a tie at work = acceptable. In...