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Finger Hands

By: on August 24, 2014
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Finger Hands. Horrifying. Pure. Horror. And I thought Man Hands were hilarious. How can there be such a disparity between undersized and oversized? Archie McPhee tries to make it all seem fun 'n' clever by pointing out that I can now give a high 25, but looking at them...it's just too many fingers. Like Attack of the Killer Baby Hands. The only thing they're good for is revenge. Like, if you want to get revenge on your friend Cornelius for eating the last jalapeno popper, wake him up at 4 a.m. hovering a set of LED backlit Finger Hands over his head.

Obviously, vinyl Finger Hands come in sets of 5. Each is 2-3/4" tall.

Finger Hands are a top Dude Gift for Halloween and Novelty Gift pick.

Muchas danke to Laughing Squid.

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