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Olivers Passage Pant

By: on October 25, 2016
  • Olivers Passage Pant
  • Olivers Passage Pant
  • Olivers Passage Pant
  • Olivers Passage Pant
  • Olivers Passage Pant
  • Olivers Passage Pant

Gandalf may threaten your efforts to cross the Bridge of Khazad-dum with a booming, "You shall not pass!" but at least Olivers will make sure your legs are comfortable and agile in 4-way stretch and lightweight CORDURA threads during the faceoff with their promise that, "You shall Passage!"

The Passage Pant from Olivers is "like your favorite pair of jeans, updated for everyday performance." And wizardry. The pants have both an athletic look with slim-cut, tapered legs, and an athletic feel with their breathable, water-repellent nylon-Spandex blend fabric, gusseted crotch, and secure-carry fifth pocket.

Passage Pants accent their look with stainless steel buttons and rivets and YKK zippers, plus your choice of standout Indigo or Sage colors. They accent their performance with a shaped waistband that ensures as your fly across cracks and crannies in the road on your commuter bike, or fill the cracks and crannies in your living room walls during a weekend home improvement project, your own cracks and crannies will stay fully covered.

Click here to head to the Olivers online store and get your own Passage in pant form.

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