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Offensive Crayons Bundle Pack

If your favorite pastime is being offended (i.e., Karen) or your favorite means of spreading holiday cheer is offending others (i.e., Karens) get ready for hours of fun with Offensive Crayons!...

Offensive Pens Bundle Pack

Become the President of the PEN15 Club with an Offensive Pens Bundle Pack. Brought to you by the makers of Offensive Crayons, Offensive Pens come in Demotivational and Office Supplies themes, and rather than describing...

Crescendo 2 - The Bendable Bluetooth Vibrator

$174 Mystery Vibe »

From MysteryVibe: Bring a new vibe into the bedroom - quite literally. Dubbed "The Best Sex Toy for Men and Women" by sex therapists, there are multiple reasons the bendable smart vibrator, Crescendo 2, is highly rated...

How to Read Minds 2 Kit: Ellusionist x Peter Turner

$99 - $149 Ellusionist »

The How to Read Minds 2 Kit is a collaboration between magic store Ellusionist and magic master Peter Turner that will teach anyone how to command a room. Silence skeptics. Wow friends and family. Stun Karen so hard she...

The Orgasmic Must-Have For Every Man's Bedroom

$209 Mystery Vibe »

From MysteryVibe: This is the one accessory you will want to wear on your penis. It's an unbelievably good time. Kiss performance anxiety goodbye with MysteryVibe's new Tenuto 2, the world's first male vibrator designed...

Tekto F1 Alpha Knife

$119.99 - $139.99 Tekto Gear »

For both everyday carry and emergency day carry, Tekto calls their F1 Alpha Knife "a hard, rugged, and tactical knife designed for the most challenging environments."...

Rocket 30-in-1 Multi-Tool

It's called the Rocket because it has enough tools to build you a spaceship to Mars! ... No, not really. But the Rocket 30-in-1 Multi-Tool from Tekto Gear does pack a galactic number of implements into a Pluto-sized package...

Essential Smoking Accessories by Session Goods

Summer Session is in full swing, and Session Goods invites you to hit up 3 new additions to their Essentials Collection of smoking accessories. Lines of playful and modern Stash Pods, Stash Tubes, and Mouth Covers are...

How to Do Insane Magic Tricks Kit

What's inside the How to do Insane Magic Tricks Kit? You'll have to lift the lid of your own box to truly find out, but Ellusionist, the magicians behind the superlative-slinging box of sorcery, do give one hint: "All...

CHIGIH LED Wireless Motion Sensor Lights

$17.99 - $39.99 CHIGIH »

I stuck some CHIGIH LED Wireless Motion Sensor Lights in two of my black-as-a-hole closets, and the first time I opened the doors afterwards, and the strips' motion sensors triggered their illumination, no joke, I heard...

Session Goods Designer Pipe

Session Goods makes Designer Pipes to mimic how you feel using them. Sophisticated. Smooth. And, with Session's new Surrealist Colorways, a little dreamy...

Designer Bong by Session Goods

The Designer Bong by Session Goods seeks to be your "beautiful, functional, and unapologetically simple" smoking companion. To bring you a little joy and a little indulgence, without making you feel illicit or taboo...

Tekto Gear Amber Automatic Knife

The Amber OTF automatic knife from Tekto Gear pairs a corrosion-resistant chrome steel blade with a deep red, marbled wood for a piece of EDC you may be more keen to show off on the outside of your pocket than to hide...

ISAKOK Penis Prank

$19.99 Willy Weapons »

Yep, it ISAKOK. Shooting long and strong out of the Cock Cannon, just like the classic snake-in-a-can prank, but, you know, with a glorious 2-1/2-foot trouser snake as the projectile instead of a cheesy blue reptilian...

Uncommon Carry Desert Eagle Pistol Lighter

Is your spirit animal a Desert Eagle? If so, Uncommon Carry has a BANG!in' new twist on the pistol in their Desert Eagle Pistol Lighter...

F-Bomb Bath Bomb

The F-Bomb Bath Bomb says it all: it's been that kind of day. Long, hard, and filled with frustration, the F-word has been exploding freely from your thoughts - maybe your mouth too - and now that you're home, it's time...

Vortix Infrared Sauna Blanket

A sauna in the comfort of my own home sounds real good. A sauna in the comfort of my own bed, though? Holy infrared heat, Batman, did the relaxation-detoxification gods choose me as their favored rickety, rundown, overworked...

GRID Carbon Fiber Slim Wallet

GRID forgoes the grid for a zig-zag, and the hallmark look of carbon fiber in their Carbon Fiber Slim Wallet. Made of two aluminum plates overlaid with 3K carbon fiber weave, this GRID features RFID blocking, room for...

Hypelev Levitating Sneaker Display Stand

The Hypelev sneaker stand enables anyone - even you - to defy gravity with a pair of Air Jordans just like Michael. The only catch: you can't be wearing them. The Hypelev from Everknown is a levitating display stand for...

Tekto Slit OTF Knife

Make a few slits through your holiday shopping list with the Tekto Slit, a fully precision machined OTF Knife ready to sing its siren song to EDC and blade enthusiasts...

Burls Belt Buckle Knife & Belt

Nothing burlier, or Burl-ier, than a Burls Belt Buckle Knife. The craftsman-designed accessory has got both your pants and your back covered, with it 8- to 9-ounce full grain bridle leather construction also housing a...

The Dark Knot Men's Ties & Accessories

The Dark Knot is a men's tie and accessory retailer, a subscription service, and an online consultant for aspiring gentlemen of style. In other words, if you know a dude who's currently the Before version of Steve Carell...

Rosephoria Beauty & The Beast Dome

Certain as the sun / Rising in the east / No lady won't love / A rose that doesn't go deceased. The Beauty and The Beast Dome from Rosephoria is a stunning display of an everlasting rose, and your everlasting love for...

Vortix Mini Gun Massager

Check out the Vortix Mini Gun Massager. It's about the size of your smartphone, and weighs less than a pound. And when you apply it to tight or knotted muscles at home, at the gym, or under the table at dinner because...