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CHIGIH LED Wireless Motion Sensor Lights

$17.99 - $39.99 CHIGIH »

I stuck some CHIGIH LED Wireless Motion Sensor Lights in two of my black-as-a-hole closets, and the first time I opened the doors afterwards, and the strips' motion sensors triggered their illumination, no joke, I heard...

Session Goods Designer Pipe

Session Goods makes Designer Pipes to mimic how you feel using them. Sophisticated. Smooth. And, with Session's new Surrealist Colorways, a little dreamy...

Designer Bong by Session Goods

The Designer Bong by Session Goods seeks to be your "beautiful, functional, and unapologetically simple" smoking companion. To bring you a little joy and a little indulgence, without making you feel illicit or taboo...

Tekto Gear Amber Automatic Knife

The Amber OTF automatic knife from Tekto Gear pairs a corrosion-resistant chrome steel blade with a deep red, marbled wood for a piece of EDC you may be more keen to show off on the outside of your pocket than to hide...

ISAKOK Penis Prank

$19.99 Willy Weapons »

Yep, it ISAKOK. Shooting long and strong out of the Cock Cannon, just like the classic snake-in-a-can prank, but, you know, with a glorious 2-1/2-foot trouser snake as the projectile instead of a cheesy blue reptilian...

Offensive Crayons

If your favorite pastime is being offended, or your favorite means of spreading holiday cheer is offending others, get ready for hours of fun with Offensive Crayons...

Uncommon Carry Desert Eagle Pistol Lighter

Is your spirit animal a Desert Eagle? If so, Uncommon Carry has a BANG!in' new twist on the pistol in their Desert Eagle Pistol Lighter...

F-Bomb Bath Bomb

The F-Bomb Bath Bomb says it all: it's been that kind of day. Long, hard, and filled with frustration, the F-word has been exploding freely from your thoughts - maybe your mouth too - and now that you're home, it's time...

Vortix Infrared Sauna Blanket

A sauna in the comfort of my own home sounds real good. A sauna in the comfort of my own bed, though? Holy infrared heat, Batman, did the relaxation-detoxification gods choose me as their favored rickety, rundown, overworked...

GRID Carbon Fiber Slim Wallet

GRID forgoes the grid for a zig-zag, and the hallmark look of carbon fiber in their Carbon Fiber Slim Wallet. Made of two aluminum plates overlaid with 3K carbon fiber weave, this GRID features RFID blocking, room for...

Hypelev Levitating Sneaker Display Stand

The Hypelev sneaker stand enables anyone - even you - to defy gravity with a pair of Air Jordans just like Michael. The only catch: you can't be wearing them. The Hypelev from Everknown is a levitating display stand for...

Tekto Slit OTF Knife

Make a few slits through your holiday shopping list with the Tekto Slit, a fully precision machined OTF Knife ready to sing its siren song to EDC and blade enthusiasts...

Burls Belt Buckle Knife & Belt

Nothing burlier, or Burl-ier, than a Burls Belt Buckle Knife. The craftsman-designed accessory has got both your pants and your back covered, with it 8- to 9-ounce full grain bridle leather construction also housing a...

The Dark Knot Men's Ties & Accessories

The Dark Knot is a men's tie and accessory retailer, a subscription service, and an online consultant for aspiring gentlemen of style. In other words, if you know a dude who's currently the Before version of Steve Carell...

Rosephoria Beauty & The Beast Dome

Certain as the sun / Rising in the east / No lady won't love / A rose that doesn't go deceased. The Beauty and The Beast Dome from Rosephoria is a stunning display of an everlasting rose, and your everlasting love for...

Vortix Mini Gun Massager

Check out the Vortix Mini Gun Massager. It's about the size of your smartphone, and weighs less than a pound. And when you apply it to tight or knotted muscles at home, at the gym, or under the table at dinner because...

Session Goods Limited Edition Designer Series

Come to the Dark Side...or the Light Side. They both have the sexiest smoking accessories your strains will ever see in Session Goods' Designer Series of all black and all white bongs, pipes, and cleaning caps...

Casual Strains Cannabis Clothing

Say high to Casual Strains cannabis clothing, T-Shirts and hoodies with cool, contemporary designs that give a nod to cannabis culture, without making those who wear them look like a stereotypical stoner. Each of Casual...

Ace Marks Fold-Flat, Crease-Free Leather Travel Shoes

Ace Marks is back, acing a new integration of modern materials technology into the fine Italian shoe design and affordable price points they're known for. The merger has produced Ace Marks' latest line, a trio of fold-flat...

Monthly Knife Club

$10 - $119 Monthly Knife Club »

Monthly Knife Club is for sportsmen and women, lovers of the outdoors, budding knife collectors, and all of us who already have enough cured meat, Japanese candy, and adult toys from our other subscription box services...

The Infinite Damascus Steel Butterfly Knife

It's that time of year again. All the little caterpillars have emerged from their cocoons as beautiful butterflies. And Romance of Men's Infinite Damascus Steel Butterfly Knife might be amongst the most stunning of them...

Virtual Mate - Worlds' First Virtual Intimacy System

The long wait for your Mate is over! Virtual Mate, following a very successful crowdfunding campaign, has released some very slick - like, Astroglide slick - new technology. Self-described as "the world's first virtual...

Session Goods One Hitter

The Session Goods One Hitter isn't your grandpa's pipe. But your refined and elegant grandma would probably love it. Another release from designer-level smoking companion brand Session Goods, the One Hitter is a piece...

Romance of Men Katana Swords

Romance of Men has just polished off their katana sword collection for all of you samurais-in-training, or more likely, samurai-cosplayers-in-training out there. Unlike RoM's Musashi Samurai Letter Opener, the katana...