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Musashi Damascus Steel Mini Samurai Letter Opener

It's not life-size, but the Musashi Damascus Steel Mini Samurai Letter Opener from Romance of Men is still strong. Still sharp. Still stunning. And definitely still has your back - and your fingernails, and your paper-cut-prone...

Testicuzzi Ball Bench

Your balls have already had a ball ballin' in their Testicuzzi, but now the makers of the hut tub for your testicles have come up with a more comprehensive way to help your balls shoot a load o-...uh, I mean, take a load...

Session Pipe

Pipe in the 80s and have yourself a little retro Session. Session Goods has just issued their sleek and discreet Session Pipe in 3 sleek and not-so-discreet 80s retrowave colors. The handheld Pipe retains its smooth...

TheoryHome Floor Lamp

Does the LED lighting of an otherwise sleek and minimalist Theory Floor Lamp look like the glow of a lightsaber against your wall? That's for you to decide, dude. To decide, and then to relish in your heart every time...

ZINVO Rival Collection Watches

Why did ZINVO name their new modern casual watch line The Rival Collection? Most likely because the aesthetics of the timepieces, with their 42mm slim cases and 3D faces that - fittingly - make me think of a coliseum...

SEVENFRIDAY Orange Carbon Watch

What rhymes with orange? Nothing. What goes with orange? Your wrist, if you're lucky. Swiss brand SEVENFRIDAY makes another bold (and juicy!) statement with their P3C/09 Orange Carbon Watch. While its massive 47mm square...

Romance of Men Windtalker Damascus Steel Folding Knife

Why did the knife and the wind join forces to fight evil? They wanted to deliver some cutting blows. Meet Romance of Men's Windtalker, a 5-1/2" Damascus steel folding knife out to prove it's as strong and mighty as it...

Romance of Men Folding Knives

Romance your man - or your manly self - this holiday season with one of Romance of Men's striking and ready-to-strike folding knives. Knife designs range from simple and sleek additions to your EDC, to ornate showpieces...

Offensive Crayons

If your favorite pastime is being offended, get ready for hours of fun with Offensive Crayons...

Hypelev Sneaker Levitation Display Stand

$229 from Hypelev »

The Hypelev sneaker stand enables anyone - even you - to defy gravity with a pair of Air Jordans just like Michael. The only catch: you can't be wearing them. Hypelev has created a levitating display stand for your favorite...

Mini Materials Construct-a-Block Sets

$12 - $40 from Mini Materials »

Want a building brick that's a little more...concrete? Mini Materials Construct-a-Blocks are 1:12 scale building sets based on the company's popular miniature cinder blocks, but with nubs and notches rather than complete...

Testicuzzi - Hot Tub for Your Testicles

$69.69 from Testicuzzi »

Behold the Testicuzzi. Its contoured rim, its dual, sack-sized interior basins, its ultra-soft pre-cast silicone penis perch! Get ready, testicles, here comes a soaking tub just for you!...

Motorola Tech3 Smart True Wireless Earbuds

The Motorola Tech3 Earbuds are true wireless audio devices. Unless you prefer to be less true and more wired, in which case you can attach the earbuds' Sports Loop for a more secure fit. Or take the Tech3's to their third...

MaskFone - Face Mask with Built-In Earbuds

$49.99 from MaskFone »

Meet MaskFone, a new kind of pandemic proTECHtion. MaskFone is face mask with a built-in microphone and earbuds. It combines personal safety - and the safety of those around you - with the convenience of using your phone...

V20 Nanotech Waterproof Shoes

$79 - $89 from V-Tex »

Neither rain nor snow nor sand nor stank can stop V-TEX's V20 Nanotech Waterproof Shoes from carrying your feet through all 4 seasons dry, comfy, and odor-free. V20 sneaks aren't named according to their release version...

Mirage Automatic Knife by Tekto

$179.99 from Tekto Gear »

Yes, the automatic OTF knife you're seeing here is a Mirage. You can drool over its 3.75" Damascus-style 440 steel blade and move towards its silvery spring loaded release, but you...Can't. Quite. Reach it. At least not...

Designer Bong by Session Goods

$120 from Session »

Classy is in Session. The Session Bong by Session Goods seeks to be your "beautiful, functional, and unapologetically simple" smoking companion. To bring you a little joy and a little indulgence, without making you feel...

Ace Sniper Mini Crossbow by UncommonCarry

$59.99 from Uncommon Carry »

UncommonCarry's Ace Sniper Mini Crossbow looks just like...my new winter sport, and stay-at-home skill to set my sights on mastering! You've heard of cubicle warfare. You've heard of library warfare. Well, get ready for...

Copper Ion Face Mask by Tekto

$29.99 from Tekto Gear »

Copper-infused and sewn with five-layer filter technology, the Copper.Ion Face Mask from Tekto will turn you into a superhero. A bacteria-killing, incoming- and outgoing-particle-thwarting superhero. And a superhero who...

Shark Fart Prank Gift Boxes

If you think the idea of a shark fart sounds funny all by itself (teeheehee, I do) wait 'til you see the hilarious execution of the Anal Explorer Starter Kit, Electric Fence Bed Divider, and Adult Diaper Garter Belt Set...

BoxDog Custom Dog Subscription Boxes

If you thought your dog liked the bunched up brown paper and cardboard packing materials that come inside boxes you order for yourself, wait 'til your favorite fur buddy sees what's inside a BoxDog subscription box. Toys!...

Polar Seal Heated Zip Tops

$199 from Polar Seal »

Polar Seal's Heated Zip Tops are favorites of Olympic skiers and Arctic explorers. People who chill...to the bone...in alpine conditions. People who understand that, baby, it's beyond cold outside, and head out anyway...

Polar Seal GEMM Wearable Cooling & Heating Device

$199 from Polar Seal »

Too hot? Too cold? Like Nate Dogg and Warren G, the Polar Seal GEMM is here to regulate. The GEMM is a discreet, all-season wearable that hangs around your neck to provide instant cooling after a run, a day in the sun...

Tekto Gear Amber Automatic Knife

$179.99 from Tekto Gear »

Talk about a woody. The Amber OTF automatic knife from Tekto Gear pairs a corrosion-resistant chrome steel blade with a deep red, marbled wood for a piece of EDC you may be more keen to show off on the outside of your...