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Some people have sworn 'til death do us part with their iPhone, but still find themselves yearning for the tactile pleasure of depressing more prominent QWERTY buttons. It's not that they don't think their iPhone is perfect...

The marshmallows are termed "Wondermade" because they're purportedly derived from "100% sweet, magic air." Very nice. However, as much as I like things that are sweet and magic, if I am to dole out $7.50 for them, they better...

This butterfly won't cut a bitch, but at least it's legal in all 50 states! And while Benchmade's Bali-Song USB flash drive may downgrade its physical weapon attributes by removing the knife, it upgrades its intellectual weapon...

Though I probably could have winged it here, I decided to look up the tale of Rip Van Winkle and his boa constrictor beard after being asked if I was "some kind of retard" for not knowing who he is. Having been written by...

I guess because they're made of silver-plated enamel. Oh, and officially licensed by the Grand Poobahs of greed, Lucasfilm. That's the answer to your Why are R2D2 USB flash drive cuff links so effin' expensive?! question....

In what is surely a foreshadowing of our imminent demise at the hands of robots, this video details the record-breaking exploits of "The Cubestormer". Part Droid powered cellphone, part LEGO NXT, don't blink, or you might...

First, we prepare all of their meals and allow them to share our bed. Then, we scurry along behind them, scrambling for a plastic bag when they squat to take a dump, picking up the shit when they're done, and schlepping the...

This "casually" posed inflatable snowman certainly makes a statement "lounging" in your pristine front lawn. And that statement is that two gay guys live here. Five internal lights illuminate the snowman, making him look as...

The long-awaited cross between an electronic cigarette and an asthmatic's inhaler has arrived! In 6 to 8 puffs, Aeroshot injects 100 mg of caffeine--the equivalent of one large cup of coffee--into your bloodstream. No more...

James Lillis designed black swimsuit with anatomical skeleton print. IT's a little too see-through for me. I wish it would've stopped at the epidermis. But the bones leave a little to the imagination I guess. Matching Leggings....

The Leaf says Hasta luego to both cable company BS and the eyesore attributes of other network TV HD antennas on the market. Its paper thin design and reversible black/white coloration allow for easy and inconspicuous mounting...

Calling all fairy tale and 62-point font enthusiasts: Envelop yourself in this Bedtime Stories duvet set, and combat sleepless nights and misplaced reading glasses with a classic tome from the Brothers Grimm. The multi-layered...

Ever had to take a leak so bad you could taste it? Well, thanks to Guitar Pee, you're about to have to take a leak so bad you could piss "Stairway to Heaven". A concept that falls somewhere between baffling and F'in rad, Guitar...

To maintain nature's beloved equilibrium, as the cost of iPhones goes down, the cost of their cases must go up. At $99.97, this anodized aluminum bodyguard promises to protect your remote connection to humanity from the shocks...

Brookstone's App-Controlled Quadricopter is kind of like a high-def flight simulator, except when you crash and burn, the propellered apparatus you're flying gets destroyed in real life too. Meet the Parrot AR.Drone 2.0, powered...

Smoke Drops will add authenticity to the snapshots of your housemate's festering underwear you plan to text to the girl who's too good for him. They will enrich the photos of our mom's piping hot, homemade chicken pot pie...

Nest wears the hat triumvirate of temperature commander, energy conservationist, and significant other who actually listens and responds when you attempt to communicate with it. A thermostat that makes a diligent effort to...

These messenger bags are really getting out of hand. Do guys really have that much crap to carry around? I guess if you're a guy who has to carry around his sketch pad or idea book and an apple or some shit all day, this will...

Who better to scrape the 8 inches of snow and half-inch screen of mother f'in ice off your windshield this winter than the abominable snowman himself? Or at least his severed limb. Slide on the Wampa Ice Scraper Mitt, and...

Emokis will make your ears perk up. Or droop down. Or wiggle back and forth. All based on your emotions, as transmitted via your brainwaves to a Necomimi headset sensory device attached to the furry animal audibles. Yes, in...

Scare the shit bejeezus out of all the little runt trick-or-treaters who have the audacity to ring your bell without a good joke with this amazingly realistic crawling hand. Part Game of Thrones, part The Addams Family, check...

One thing I would like to learn how to do is cut in a straight line. From there, maybe I can progress to the precise and exacting skills Etsy vendor Tori uses to create her custom Comic Book High Heels from the pages of DC's...

Finally. After years of research and millions of dollars in funding, we've found a way to capture that amazing ass smell in the form of a liquid to spray all over our enemies unsuspecting friends before they leave for a job...

These remind me of the inside of a seashell combined with the skull of a superhuman... like Tom Cruise, Angelina Jolie or Larry David. I think these are the type of pieces that you can't own if you also own little kids. Very...