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Keyboard Waffle Iron

$74.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Q - W - buttE - R - T - sYrup. That spells Breakfast of Geektastic Champions with your new Keyboard Waffle Iron. Wireless and battery-free, this keyboard charges and functions atop your choice of power source--electric...

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Giveaway: 26 Pounds of People's Choice Beef Jerky

Beef. It's what's for...breakfast, lunch, dinner, 3 p.m. snacks, the late-night munchies, trail fuel, tailgates, road trips, post-apocalypse survival food, Christmas stocking stuffers, Super Bowl parties, Bloody Marys...

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The Gotham Golfcart

$28,500 from Hammacher Schlemmer »

The Gotham Golfcart might be the worst awesome emergence of Batman into real life I've ever seen. A blacked out, mostly enclosed Dark Knight Tumbler wannabe cruising at a snail's pace along the completely open, completely...

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Defiant Craft Knuckle Dusters

$8.90 - $17.99 from Defiant Craft »

When I saw this set of Defiant Craft knuckle dusters I thought of the Bon Jovi song "Have a Nice Day", and also what I would like to use the knuckle dusters to do to the speaker that's playing the Bon Jovi song "Have...

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LIVIN Farms Edible Insect Hive

$499 - $599 from Livin Farms »

They don't call them mealworms for nothing. LIVIN Farms' Hive might look like a storage tower for your loose screws and bolts, but slide one of these drawers open and the only spare parts you'll find are the squirmy ones...

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Star Wars Ugly Christmas Sweaters

$29.99 - $64.95 from Amazon »

If Star Wars is on the Ugly Christmas Sweater scene now, I think we need to remove the "Ugly" modifier from the term. How about Star Wars Galactically Awesome Christmas Sweaters instead? Particularly the one spotlighting...

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Light-up Arcade Belt Buckles

$42 - $125 from Etsy »

All the sweet one-liners about paying to play, just a quarter for some action, and getting the high score you're thinking of right now? Get your mind above...well, not above the belt exactly. But above the area below...

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The Ridge Slim Front Pocket Wallets

$45 - $105 from The Ridge »

Don't let overstuffed, bulging bi-folds infiltrate your pockets! Fight the Costanza Effect! Get on the Ridge! The Ridge slim front pocket wallets highlight 2 EDC must-haves, simplicity and compactness, across a line of...

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Ono Archont Electro Bicycle

Ono's Archont Electro is an easy rider-style electric bicycle. It's black, it's green. It's almost 10' long with a 7Kw motor and a top speed of 50mph. Range is 60 miles per charge. What do you think? O-yeah or O-no?...

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Kaboost Portable Chair Booster

$59.99 from Amazon »

Kaboost puts the kiddos right at table height by jacking up a chair's legs rather than its seat. It snaps on to most 4-legged round or square chairs, where it stays put and improves chair stability even when Jr. gets...

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Slim Universal Bluetooth Keyboard

$42.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

The only good thing about typing on a tablet is that it's so laborious and frustrating that it might actually make you think twice about firing back that angry / douchey / supplicating email to your boss / girlfriend...

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Tesla Coil Lighter

$18.99 from Amazon »

Tesla Coil Lighters are just one of your options if you're looking for a flameless, wind-proof lighter, but I think they're the cleverest looking. Simple, industrial exteriors with flip-tops that expose nifty arced coils...

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The Winter Survival Handbook: 157 Ways to Beat the Cold

$12.47 from Amazon »

Winter isn't just coming, winter is imminent. Once again, all the joys of turkey and Christmas and ski season are about to clash with all the nuisances (and sometimes horrors, right Boston?) of extended darkness, frigid...

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Cravar Leather Journals & Tote Bags

$35 - $239 from Cravar »

Cravar creators Yoki Baskara and Rama Luhur began their leather journey with a trip and a kick. Baskara took an interest in the textile during a backpacking adventure to Italy, after which he began designing and fabricating...

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Fresh Patch - Real Grass Disposable Dog Potty

$19 - $29 from Amazon »

Is it not bad enough that we buy our dogs designer clothing, jeweled collars, and gourmet meals? Now we're indulging them with real grass as we train them not to pee in our shoes? Well...yes and no. Fresh Patch is indeed...

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Kickers Stormtrooper Boots

$244 from Schuh »

Reader Dave, the good-lookin'-out dude who shed the light of these Kickers Stormtrooper Boots onto my life, told me he thought he peed a little bit when he saw them. Ditto, my friend. Dit. Toe....

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6,000,000-volt Flashlight Stun Gun

$16.77 - $18.59 from Amazon »

And, ladies, since the pink one looks like some kind of pleasure toy, an attacker will never see this flashlight's 6,000,000 volts of Go F with someone else coming. Guard Dog Security's Inferno stun gun lights the way...

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Star Wars Thigh-Hi Style Tights

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Rotund. Top heavy. Proportional even. But never before would I have considered describing R2-D2 as leggy....

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Wocket Smart Wallet

$149.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Is that a Wocket in your pocket, or are you just expecting me to pay for dinner? Wocket is an electronic wallet replacement that stores personal information from all of your credit and debit cards--or any other dynamic...

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Empathy Cards

$4.50 from Emily McDowell »

How strange that so many awkward situations in life require a greeting card. Emily McDowell Studio capitalized on the supreme example of this reality with a Valentine's Day card they created for the person you're, like...

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Cooler Torch LED Koozie

$29.95 from Amazon »

Is there a tear in your beer? Next time avoid an accidental IPA salting with the Cooler Torch, an LED-underlit drink koozie. Torch sleeves look like standard drink holders, and fit the same litany of cans and bottles...

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Soundwave Voice Message Art & Jewelry

$89.99 - $599.99 from Soundwave Art »

Love letters. Tattoos. Sext messages. All valid and romantic ways to let them know you care. But none are as unique as a ring engraved with the sound waves produced when you tell them. Record a message you want a loved...

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KeySmart 2.0 Extended Version

$15.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

This extended version of the simple and simply brilliant KeySmart organizer has been designed to hold up to 10 extra-long keys tidily, compactly, and jingle-free. It will fit and fold out of sight any key--even international...

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Han Solo DL-44 Blaster Flask Prototype

Han shot first. Then Luke threw back 16. Soon you'll be able to do the same. Maybe. if Industries has developed this prototype for a DL-44 Blaster Flask, which might turn into a full-on BlasTech Industries-scale production...

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Grow the F*ck Up

$14.24 from Amazon »

Grow the F*ck Up, you had me at "Giggle and shart." John Kyle's approach to teaching teens and young adults how to survive and, more importantly, make something of themselves in the world outside Mama's house is blunt...

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Chronos Activity Tracker Disc

$99 from Chronos »

Chronos isn't an activity tracker watch, it's an activity tracker for your watch. You know, the Rolex, the Montblanc, the Casio Calculator watch you already own. The 3mm Chronos disc slips under and adheres to your existing...

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Giveaway: Alpine Division Black Label Set

You know what they say: once you go Black Label, you never stuff your stuff anywhere else again. Click here and enter to win a 5-piece set of Black Label bags, plus a Black Label hat from Alpine Division! A $385 value!...

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Indestructible Foam LED Lightsabers

$172 - $383 from Calimacil »

The secret to surviving a lightsaber duel? Use the Force. Orrr...use a foam lightsaber. I know. It sounds chintzy and fake and generally lame. But Calimacil, purveyor of fine foam weapons for LARPing, swears their new...

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Ceramic Burr Manual Coffee Grinder

$11.99 from Amazon »

Yes, it's one more piece of equipment to store in the kitchen, but at least a manual coffee grinder is way smaller and way less in need of an outlet than its electric counterpart. This ceramic burr hand cranker from Cozyna...

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DRAS Foldable Smartphone Concept

You can't buy a DRAS foldable smartphone yet, but the flexible touchscreen technology it uses is at least a little more than just a pipe dream. DRAS stands for Digital Resistive Area Sensing, and it's a real system in...

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IncrediSonic Smartphone VR Headset

$39.95 from Amazon »

Bring more life and isolation from the other yay-hoos on the bus to your smartphone with IncrediSonic's Vue Series 3D virtual reality headset. Designed to enhance the 300+ VR apps from the Google Play and Apple App stores...

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Ancient Greek Star Wars Prints

$70 - $490 from Travis Durden »

Travis Durden is the dude behind these glorious mashups, ancient Greek sculptures-turned-prints of our favorite Star Wars characters. A mashup himself, the French "Durden" is actually no Durden at all. He keeps his real...

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Nite Ops Can Cooler with LED Light

$9.99 from ThinkGeek »

Protect your beer from getting swiped, your hand from getting wet, and that hot little redhead from getting spilled on with your mission-ready Nite Ops Can Cooler. This koozie serves and protects on 3 fronts:...

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Dyson V6 Mattress & Car Seat Vacuum

$242.49 from Amazon »

One thing I know is that the 2 million dust mites Dyson says have colonized my mattress along with their allergenic feces are almost enough to make me lose my lunchtime appetite today (almost; thankfully, my love of the...

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Lytro Immerge - Light Field VR Camera

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Lytro Immerge brings the Light Field to cinematic virtual reality. Though intended more for professionals than YouTube hobbyists, the forthcoming spaceship of a camera says it can create "lifelike presence" in live action...

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SALT Self-Defense Gun

$299.99 - $349.99 from Salt Supply »

Lorenzo Maggiore already figured out how to A-Salt bugs in an effort keep our extermination of insects simple, clean, and green. Now we have a means of SALTing humans, this time in an effort to keep our defense against...

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Concealed Storage Mirror

$489.99 from Amazon »

Ladies, no mirror will dare say Snow White is the fairest of them all when it catches wind of what you're ready to pull out from behind its glass. This 60" wall-mounted red herring conceals a full-length storage cabinet...

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Alien Next Door

$12.60 from Amazon »

Here we have the script for the next sequel in the Alien franchise, tentatively titled Alien: Domestication. OK, not quite. It's actually a new satire from artist Joey Spiotto--the kind that's kind of for kids, kind of...

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Titan M & Titan M Loop Cable Bundle

$29.95 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Why do you need two Titans? Because two descendants of the primordial deities is much, much better than one. Also, the Titan M Loop add-on to the Titan virtually indestructible USB-Micro USB cable is sized for stowing...

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Sliced Bread Chair

$266.44 from Amazon »

I know you don't want me to say it, but...you kind of do. And so do I. This chair is the best thing since jelly. Fold it in half, plop it on the floor and pop a squat. No slow roasting or smoking required to make your...

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Chewbacca Can Koozie

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Wookiee want a sodie? No? Then how about lending me some of that fine Kashyyyk fur so I can keep mine cold and condensation-free? The Star Wars Chewbacca koozie is made of 100% genuine fake Wookiee hair. That's right...

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Oda Nobunaga Samurai Scissors

Don't bring scissors to a sword fight. Unless! Unless those scissors are katana-bladed samurai scissors! This pair of Oda Nobunaga Scissors by Nikken Cutlery have been designed in the likeness of powerful Japanese warlord...

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Police Force Defender

$129 from Amazon »

The Police Force Defender might have a killer look, but a blast from this self-defense weapon will incapacitate an attacker using the non-lethal forces of Crossfire Technology and Sabre Red Pepper Spray. In terms less...

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Crux Supply Co. Shaving Kit

$79.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Welcome to Movember. Whether you're spending this month playing enthusiastic participant of the mustache-sporting community or boycotting it in favor of baby face...or a reverse mustache!...you're going to need some supplies...

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A Drink & a Smoke Impact-Proof iPhone Case

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Clearly the impact-resistance feature of ZVE's iPhone case is going to come in muy handy after its built-in bottle opener and USB lighter get you drunk and stoned off your Apple iOS. The cover, available in sizes for...

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Nemo Special Ops Drill

$1,720 from Nemo Power Tools »

Pick up Nemo's Special Ops salt-water-resistant, concealed-carry drill, load it up with a 31/64 bit, and drive that sucker right through your heart. Because if the fact that this weapon of mass construction is currently...

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Death Star Waffle Iron

$44.95 from Amazon »

Want to know another way to destroy a Death Star? Douse it in syrup and set it in front of my hungry face. If you love waffles and you love Star Wars, or even if you just like one of the two, or even if you just kind...

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Tetris Link

$35.99 from Amazon »

You could call Tetris Link Tetris IRL. It's like old-school video game meets even-older-school board game. It's like Connect Four with better colors. It's like a puzzle and exercise in intellectual stamina for people...