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The Red Herring Secret Safe

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If the number of Air Vent Safes you have installed in your house is starting to look a little fishy, balance out the trickery and keep your valuables just as secure locked inside Console Vault's Red Herring Wall Safe....

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Flint and Tinder 10-Year Hoodie

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Due to the amount of time I spend leaning on my elbows and a nervous zipper habit, most of my hoodies last about 3 months. Half that if it's cold season and I have to use the sleeves to wipe my nose when I don't feel...

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GazeBox Retractable Garage

One guess as to which country the GazeBox hails from. A glorious transparent arc that accordions around your 6-figure sports car? Protects it in style, with pomp, and without hiding it from jealous eyes? Gotta be Italian....

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Maqoo Cooling Underwear

$45 from Maqoo »

They're not quite a pair of Manties, but Maqoo still believes their new linen blend of underwear will be the coolest your boys will ever cradle. At least from a degrees Fahrenheit point of view. Aesthetically...

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Accurate. Works day or night. Functional without satellite, cell tower, or batteries. However, using the Ranger Pace Counter will require focus and baseline mathematical skills. So it's still not for everyone....

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Mirror Houses

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Mirror Houses might be the perfect vacation rental for you and the Wicked Queen...or, uh, your girlfriend.... Set amidst the rolling green hills and dramatic mountain backdrop of South Tyrol, this pair of architectural...

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Manties Men's Lace Boxers

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Last month this a-hole at my office left a box of Edible Anus chocolates on my desk with a note that said, "I saw these and thought of your face." Now everyone at work calls me Buttmuncher. Like we're 12! So for next...

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Welix Two-Wheel Electric Scooter

The Welix has no learning curve and requires no skills to use, which is good because you can bet that if I'm too lazy to walk myself down the street or hallway, I am definitely too lazy to learn how to use a complex piece...

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Faster than a speeding bullet! Well...not really. But faster than a speeding steel slug firing out of any other slingshot. The Pocket Shot is a next gen slingshot. At least in terms of its rate of fire and multi-projectile...

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iBed, a hands-free up-high and down-low tablet stand, notes that "When lying down for a long period of time, you not only risk dropping your tablet device, but you also suffer from pain in your arms and neck and back."...

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$19.25 from Amazon »

Two quarts, Army issue, OD Green. Not a whole lot else to say about this water canteen. Except that two quarts of water isn't really enough for a long, strenuous hike or desert offensive. Two quarts of whiskey might be...

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The Imperial Spherificator. Sounds like something you'd find alongside Mega Maid in Lord Dark Helmet's cache of planet-destroying weapons. But in fact, this superbly named device isn't meant for destruction or Mel Brooks...

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JUNOPOWER Portable Jump Starter

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Portable jump starters could be the next wearables in the how-many-more-of-these-are-they-going-to-come-out-with department. Here's one from JUNOPOWER. Like most, it has both car jumping and device charging capabilities...

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It seems Dr. Seuss recognized the quandary of choice long before Malcolm Gladwell and Jonah Lehrer started writing books about it. What Pet Should I Get? isn't just a brand new (i.e., newly publis

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Titan Virtually Indestructible Lightning Cable

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Tangle-proof, virtually indestructible, and kind of fun for idle hands to dink around with, Fuse Chicken's Titan replaces the limp, damage-prone plastic cords you've been using to charge your iPhone. This MFi-certified...

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Kettlebells are designed to displace their weight away from your body during use, making the physics of lifting them more dynamic. Your stabilizing muscles must work just as hard as those moving the bell. Mastering kettlebell...

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Volo Hammock Rocker

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Rough life this guy has. Timing the tides. Towing his Sveglio Volo all the way across the beach and into the water. Settling into its hammock and getting a gentle rock going just as the sun starts to set. I bet it's a...

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iStabilizer Dolly

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Get the iStabilizer Dolly and create cinematic videos and panning shots with your smartphone! Offered as a Dude Exclusive for 34% off for a limited time!...

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Cocoon Tree

$8k from Cocoon Tree »

Cocoon Trees could be tents. Or they could just be hangouts. Time outs. Nap outs. Whatever, and wherever they are the spherical structures will definitely stand out....

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Voodoo Tactical Men's Mojo Load-Out Bag

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Eleven different exterior pouches, with enough PALS webbing to attach, like, 87 more. And a set of backpack straps for lugging the duffel along your vertebrae. Seems like Voodoo Tactical's Mojo Load-Out Bag is good news...

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Imagine snapping your fingers and--poof!--more coffee, bottled water, and toilet paper just show up at your door. Amazon Dash Buttons are like that, but maybe even better because pressing a button is actually way easier...

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Blinkist - Smarter in 15 Minutes

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Blinkist: Digital CliffsNotes for nonfiction books that people will think you're really smart for having read. With this 1-year subscription to Blinkist Premium, you'll have access to over 1,000 books whose key points...

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GearWrench is all about ratcheting innovation. And given the company's success since the release of its original 5-degree ratcheting wrench in 1996, I think we have just proven that in today's world, being "all about"...

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QALO, you win. Best line I've read all month: "After getting married we realized what a nuisance wearing our traditional wedding band was." I know, right? Suddenly women at after-work happy hour are turning down your...

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Range Smart Thermometer

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Silicone, steel, and a sharp 3" tip that slides easily into your meat. The Range Smart Thermometer is a tool for all of your most illicit culinary endeavors. Inserted it will record precise temperatures and project them...

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I'm feeling 4th of July withdrawal. No more fireworks to blow up. But I remember potato guns from grade school, and even a giant homemade potato gun my high school physics teacher made that could shoot entire russets...

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The Dune House

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At the end of the movie Snatch a busted up Dennis Farina is at the airport flying from Britain back home to America. One of the customs ladies asks him, "Anything to declare?" He says, "Yeah. Don't go to England." I've...

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Greg Thompson developed both the Special Operations Combative Program and the SOCP Dagger system now fabricated by Benchmade. The skeletonized fixed blade is made of 440C steel with an undulating handle and end finger...

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I just saw this Grill Mat on an infomercial at 3:00 this morning. I watched the whole thing too because it was either that or The Golden Girls. What it does is stop smaller foods like vegetables, shrimps, and kabobs from...

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$64.97 from Amazon »

Bathtime anytime! This portable inflatable bathtub fills up for sudsing up in front of the TV, outside the RV, even on the lake. Because, yes, it also floats. And with a zip-up top cover to keep the water warm, built-in...

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These days, the word "party" means: booze; red cups; and everyone standing around looking at their phones. But rather than whinig about it, or trying to fight it, QR-Cups has done what any enterprising American company...

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CrossFit Reptile Calf Sleeves

$55 from Guroo Active »

Seems like a lot of dudes dig showing off their CrossFit goose eggs, but if you're not a lot of dudes...or your girlfriend doesn't want you meeting her parents at the family lake house with bludgeoned shins...maybe you...

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While a set of slinky rings isn't what I normally think of when someone says "Asian massage" I can see how all the typing, gaming, and touch screening we do today could make a round of finger acupressure just as helpful--if...

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Swiftpoint GT Gesture-Enabled Mouse

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Mobile device gestures combine with the feel of a standard mouse. The Swiftpoint GT provides a comfortable and travel-friendly alternative to increasing speed and productivity on your desktop, laptop, or tablet. Use the...

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Helix Wrist Cuff with Bluetooth Headphones

$99 - $199 from Ashley Chole »

If you're tired of wearables telling you how out of shape, under-hydrated, and sleep-deprived you are, one good thing about Helix is that it doesn't even know how to be that judgmental. Though this wrist cuff technically...

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Protecting your feet from danger with their formidable tusks and from draughts with their mighty USB-powered foot warmers. These Narwhal slippers have a cozy cotton and polyester composition, a magnificent unicorn of...

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Matador Droplet Wet Bag

$14.99 from Matador »

Matador, King of Compaction, has added the Droplet to its growing list of items that unfold from really small to really useful. Have you seen their Pocket Blanket? It condenses a 55" x 44" swath of ground cover into a...

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Crusader Forge Apex 3D Folding Knife

$1,225 from KnifeArt »

They say the Apex, a Crusader Forge issue patterned in 3D camo, is built like a tank. They also say the expression "built like a tank" is way overused in the knife world. Then they say when it comes to this folding knife...

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Amongst all the cows Argentina is known for converting to internationally-renowned ribs and steaks there must be a few they keep around and milk for converting into what is apparently also internationally-renowned dulce...