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Shomer-Tec Laser Surveillance Defeater

$62.99 from Amazon »

All some people (i.e., my girlfriend) want is for people to listen to them. All other people want is for people to stop listening to them. For the first group I can try to extend my attention span to at least 7 minutes...

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Water Walker Underwater Treadmill

You know those dreams you have where you're trying to run towards or away from something, but you just...can't...make...your feet...move? It's like running through quicksand, or setting concrete, or...on an underwater...

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Miswak Club Natural Teeth Whitening Kit

$14.99 - $19.99 from Miswak Club »

Mis-what? Miswak. And not as in, "Mind your own Miswak," or "Let's go Miswak through the backwoods." As in, "Miswak your way to a future smile so bright they gotta wear shades. Miswak, named after the Peelu / Arak tree...

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Intex Ultra Daybed Inflatable Lounge

$47.95 from Amazon »

I like it. Intex hasn't just made their daybed an indoor / outdoor lounger, they've made it a dry land / chillin' on the water piece of inflatable relaxation too. The big ol' disc can fit 2 comfortably and more than 2...

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Flexing Arnold Rear Window Wiper Decal

$29.99 from House of Grafix »

It may take the sun to bring your guns out, but Schwarzenegger's here to flex his bad boys come dumping rain, sideways sleet, or blizzard of snow. Courtesy of House of Grafix, you can plaster Arnold in His Prime across...

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MANET French Fry Easy Chair

$1,756 from MANET »

MANET says, "Sitting can be playful," which is all the reason I need to buy one of their order-o'-fries-looking Easy Chairs. To prove to my girlfriend that I'm not just lounging around on my ass, I'm being playful...

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Honomobo Shipping Container Homes

$21,875 - $179,725 from Honomobo »

Plat of land, plop down a Honomobo. It's what I keep telling my girlfriend when we talk about trading in her condo for a house. See, like the Simpsons, we live in Springfield, and home prices are ludicrous right now...

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Cel Shaded Jeans

$158.43 from Etsy »

Need your video games and comic books on you at all times? Deja Neuf Heures has come up with a slightly different way to accomplish that: hand-painted cel shaded jeans...

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CAT LED Flashlight with Magnetic Base

$10.99 - $15.14 from Amazon »

Fitted with COB (chip on board) technology, CAT's LED flashlight pours out a 175-lumen flood of light from anywhere you can latch or attach it. The long, rugged ABS body has a pocket clip at the back and a magnetic base...

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Nanodots Gyro Duo Desk Toy

$39.95 from Nanomagnetics »

A pair of orbs, each implanted with a further pair of gimbal-mounted rare earth magnets, forms the basis for Nanodots' Gyro Duo Desk Toy. The transparent orb shells provide a full view of the internal magnets responding...

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Cannonball Beer Growler

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BOOM! Father's Day gift for Dad, done. And your sister will never think to pair cannonballs and beer like Terracotta Republic did with this sweet ceramic growler, so even if you lost Mother's Day to her, you'll definitely...

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Brass Pineapple Shot Glass

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Absorb the wealth, luxury, and prosperity the pineapple symbolizes, along with the 2 ounces of tequila this pineapple holds. Just be careful where you slam it down when you finish - the hefty shot glass is made of 100%...

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Gator Grip Universal Socket Set

$21.73 from Amazon »

The Gator Grip chomps up and spits out all the other sockets in your set. This universal socket houses 54 hardened steel spring pins that expand and contract instantly to fit a broad range of nuts, bolts, and other hardware...

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Avegant Video Headset Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to William J. of Kent, WA, winner of the Avegant Video Headset. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude homepage or Dude Giveaways section for your...

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Laser Slingshot

$99 from Amazon »

If you're looking for more than a ping! from your slingshot, check out this golden wonder from Assolar*. At a hefty 30+ ounces, this hunting tool comes equipped with a battery-powered laser sight that beams right and...

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Darth Vader Chair

$69.99 from Amazon »

Awww, man. The Darth Vader chair is exactly what I've been looking for to replace my busted Xbox lounger (note: some chairs are not meant to be used as trampolines when you get excited during CS. RIP my faux leather friend.)...

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Alpha Rebel KCUF Luxury Survival Bracelets

$230 - $250 from Alpha Rebel »

Life testing your limits? KCUF it and expand them to 9' of 550-pound US Military paracord in seconds. The breaking strength can assist with anything from tying down your gear during a windstorm to tying up the bad guys...

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LEVITAT Aerial Mat & Hammock

$100 - $159 from LEVITAT »

Unplug and relax in an oasis for one (or 3) or sweat it out walking the edge and striking a scissor leg side crow pose in the center of the LEVITAT aerial mat and hammock. This combo fitness tool and lounger latches to...

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NerdChef Steel Pizza Stone

$69.95 - $99.95 from Amazon »

It's conductivity, baby! NerdChef makes their pizza stones out of unbreakable, bead-blasted-and-sanded-smooth steel not to match their abs, but because the material can replicate the conditions you'd typically need a...

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NeoChrome Fidget Spinners

$39 - $45 from Sprinz Lab »

Nothing like a little spinning NeoChrome to kick off the day. And since I can't afford the finish for my tires - plus would never be able to see it in action anyway unless I, like, had my girlfriend drive up and down...

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PowerShell Folding Work Light

$59.99 from Viatek »

This PowerShell folding work light would be way better if it were rechargeable so I could take advantage of its portability and high-powered LEDs when I get a flat tire after dark, or my tent collapses in the middle of...

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Globe Terrarium Lamps

$380 - $460 from Richard Clarkson »

The amount of light Richard Clarkson's Globe handblown glass terrarium lamps provide looks to be a few watts shy of enough to keep you from embossing your foot with a LEGO brick after dark. But suspended from the ceiling...

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OmniBall 360-Degree Strength Trainers

$79.95 from Amazon »

OmniBalls make 'em better. Pushups. Planks. Pilates. Kegels. Well...at 4 pounds and, like, 6" in diameter each, OK. Maybe not Kegels, ladies. But incorporate the 360-degree rolling strength trainers into hundreds of other...

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Beach House Garden Shed

$4,352 from Amazon »

See, if my mama had installed a shed that looked like a beach house in my back yard when I was a kid, maybe I would have been more amenable to going inside it, and bringing out the tools and equipment she wanted me to...