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Wednesday, October 2, 2013
$195 - $310.91 from Amazon »

Bloom's Coco Stylewood baby loungers cater to people who are down with having a kid, but loath to accruing the cradle, bouncy chair, and plastic rainbow playmat crap that comes with having a kid and Fs up their interior decor....

Saturday, October 12, 2013
$5 from GeekSoap »

Your source of power. Your one chance to defeat the spreading evil of germs, grease, and Cheetos dust. Lesley Karpiuk of Geek Soap custom designed her Iron Man Arc Reactor soap mold, and hand makes each piece in a "sultry...

Saturday, August 31, 2013
$384.07 from Amazon »

Guess what happens when the Buckel Up's belt comes off. Well, I'll tell you this much: it's somewhere between as awesome as gettin' it on and as awful as gettin' it thrashed across your backside. (Note: for the masochists who consider both of those scenarios awesome, forget about the Buckel Up and head over to the MMA Throwdown Bed)....

Saturday, August 27, 2011
$9.72 from Amazon »

Finally. After years of research and millions of dollars in funding, we've found a way to capture that amazing ass smell in the form of a liquid to spray all over our enemies unsuspecting friends before they leave for a job...

Wednesday, January 2, 2013
$4.50 from Amazon »

The telescope, it is tiny. Yet it magnifies the world to about 3 times its natural size. How ironic. Irony's still in, right? Particularly liberal applications of the term? So guess what hipsters: Yahtzee! The 3" brass telescope...

Thursday, July 4, 2013
$17.95 from Amazon »

Nothing says, "Happy Birthday, USA!" like a form-fitting pair of stars 'n' stripes shorts and an American boxing the shit out of a Russian in his own country. These officially licensed Balboa shorts hit--powerfully jab, really--the free market from the film Rocky IV's final fight scene, during which our nation's favorite underdog, hero, and man of questionable intelligence comes to blows with Ivan...

Monday, August 29, 2011
Sold Out from Amazon »

If you insist on slowly killing yourself, I think it's only reasonable that you do it with warm hands and smelly mittens. The economy of design is pretty clever though, and I'll admit, there were a few drunken nights in NYC...

Sunday, November 18, 2012
$125 from Wish.co.uk »

You've defied gravity (and hung onto your lunch) plummeting to the earth on the Insano. You've battled zombies through the racks of Nordstrom. Now it's time to get behind--or in front of--the shields, helmets, and batons of...

Thursday, February 21, 2013
By: CrabFu

Here's my pitch for the next installment, J.J. Abrams: It's Star Wars meets the Industrial Revolution. It's Han Solo and Boba Fett playing chicken with a pair of choo choo trains. It's a steam-powered R2D2. R2 Steam Too! I...

Tuesday, April 30, 2013
Sold Out from Etsy »

I'm calling it a pita bread pencil case because 1) pita bread is often stuffed with gyro meat or chicken souvlaki, both of which are superlatively delicious, and I would be very happy if my pencils and pens and crayons started...

If bat shit looked like 1000mW of ice-blue lightning, the S3 Spyder III Arctic Laser would be the physical manifestation of bat shit crazy. As it stands, the world's most powerful laser is just fuckin' nuts. Wicked Lasers' (absolutely, 100% legal) handheld bolt of pure spectral power counts amongst its marketable skills the ability to: Sear through ornery plastic, pop bitch-ass balloons, burn continuously, 24/7, without sustaining damage to its laser diode, function in 9 different operating modes, including Strobe, Constant Wave, SOS, Beacon, and Tactical Hibernation, emit 0.25 Lux of light at a distance of 6,856 meters, turn anyone it hits in the eye at a distance of 149 meters or less into Ray Charles, minus the musical talent and soul.

And if that weren't enough to get it laid every day for the duration of its 5,000+-hour serviceable life, Guinness is currently testing the S3 Arctic for the official title of World's Most Powerful Laser.

The S3 Arctic Series Laser resides in an aircraft grade aluminum chassis that's smaller than a standard flashlight.

Thursday, December 6, 2012
$8.09 from Amazon »

Rum & Coke on the rocks? Yawn. You gotta HP-Lovecraft-mythical-sea-creature-things up every once in a while. Make it The Kraken Black Spiced Caribbean Rum & Coke on...more Kraken! Fred & Friends' Coolamari octopus ice cube...

Thursday, November 8, 2012
$11 from Infmetry »

But how do these Pack o' Gum Lighters circumvent copyright issues, you ask? Or probably you could care less. I wouldn't care either, except that I happened to notice that Extra Gum has been mysteriously recoined Exrat. Which...

Sunday, October 21, 2012
$30 from Benchmade »

This butterfly won't cut a bitch, but at least it's legal in all 50 states! And while Benchmade's Bali-Song USB flash drive may downgrade its physical weapon attributes by removing the knife, it upgrades its intellectual weapon...

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

The Popinator, a voice-activated device that launches a kernel of popcorn from its spout to your mouth at the sound of the word Pop!, may not be in production yet, but a once-over of the video makes it fairly clear that it...

Monday, May 13, 2013
$350 from Capital »

Capital Eyewear has trolled Northern California and recovered enough 1,000-year-old Redwood to craft 25 pairs of history-rich sunglasses. The wood originally served as a railroad bridge built in the 1800s. The bridge was torn...

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Never mind a picture, when it comes to Tuttuki Bakos, or "Poking Boxes", it's a video of a Japanese lady doing questionable things with her finger and a cube of plastic while making noises progressing from confused to excited...

Wednesday, May 22, 2013
$9.59 from Amazon »

Which is better: Stargate or Major League? You think about that for the next hundred or so words while I discuss Nite Ize's reflective rope. Outdoorsy types and people who give two thumbs up to bondage will find the reflective...

Friday, July 26, 2013
$76.95 from Amazon »

Heh, heh, Vader, I'm gonna step on your face. Make you lick my boots. Defile your image with mud and, if we're both unlucky, dog shit. Rub...hey, wait. I like Darth Vader. He repented in the end like a good Catholic, so why...

Sunday, December 11, 2011
$6.84 from Amazon »

Not since Grow Toys and Sea Monkeys has the simple addition of water created a miracle of Powdered Peanut Butter caliber. Obviously, the 85% reduction in fat and calories renders it more a loose approximation of peanut butter...

Friday, September 13, 2013
$99.99 from Amazon »

Pshhh. I don't need no stinkin' towel warmer. What am I, some kind of frageelay flower of a man who can't take a little cold air against his balls stepping out of the shower? Now I need a heated towel to protect my body from...

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Friday, July 12, 2013
$44.48 from Amazon »

The Molecular Mixology Kit introduces the geekiest, eggheadiest, most anal (well, except for those vodka-soaked suppositories...) means of getting drunk yet: by way of deconstructive food science. Geez, can someone just pass...

Thursday, April 11, 2013

I know what you're thinking: who drinks beer in the shower? And I'll grant you, not many people. But in my opinion this sad reality exists only because, until now, the Shower Beer Buddy has not. Because brew enjoyment under...

Tuesday, February 12, 2013
Sold Out from Amazon »

Though I don't want robots to take over the whole world, I wouldn't mind if they took over the parts that are inconvenient for me. Such as cleaning up my messes. The Mini Robot Vacuum, a desktop-sized personal Rosie, will...

Monday, August 20, 2012
$99.95 from Gadgets and Gear »

The LED Cube's 3D light show enjoys a fine piece of video marketing. That is, when its 40-second YouTube circus of flashing, running, strobing, tightrope-walking lights ends, I feel so sad and empty. I have to watch it again....

Thursday, September 29, 2011
By: Youtube

This remind me of those hamburgers that yo have to eat with a fork. I'm gonna go ahead and say this is the world's largest sushi roll. Weighing in at over 6 kg (I think that's like 400 lbs.) and 20 cm in girth, this will not...

Friday, May 31, 2013
$24.99 from Vinport »

Fancy Patrick Stewart is going to love sipping these brand new Star Trek wines from his Riedel stemware with a wedge of Brie and some dried figs, but I bet Shatner will just chug 'em straight out of the bottle alongside a...

Saturday, January 7, 2012
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Where on earth are there enough spent bullets lying around to support the production of an entire line of jewelry? Detroit? St. Louis? Probably, but now where on earth does the local population also have the artistic vision...

Saturday, March 23, 2013
$100 from Beta Brand »

I'm fine with unbuttoning my pants pursuant to acts of gluttony. Way more fine than I am with wearing elastic-waisted jeans, anyway. Dad. But this alternative, this pair of expandable pants designed with human garbage disposals...

Monday, August 15, 2011

Designed to make burgers better than ever, this innovative tool shapes perfect meat patties, then stuffs them with your favorite savory fillings. Fun and easy to use, it's perfect for all sorts of burgers, from juicy beef...

Monday, February 11, 2013
$380 from Etsy »

So I get that this Star Wars baby mobile is probably hand spun from fine wool and all, but is the wool shorn from golden fleeced sheep? Does the miniature Millennium Falcon also contain a miniature Han Solo and Chewie? Who...

Thursday, January 17, 2013
$30 from Mustard »

I don't just tear through books, I impale them. Particularly those with sad endings. F those books! I read to escape my unhappy reality, not to face the gut-wrenching effects of love, death, and temporal shifts while finishing...

Wednesday, August 28, 2013
$161.37 from Amazon »

First the bad news: install this jungle gym contraption in your doorway and the odds you will get inadvertently divebombed or kicked in the face by the child using it as you walk by one day are close to 1:1. And now the good...

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Edible spray paint. The answer to the prayers of all those hoodlums and gang members with dreams of pastry chef stardom. And check out the demo photos. This year, Martha Stewart, your mother-in-law, and their brined, deep-fried...

Tuesday, November 13, 2012
$75 from Seqinetic »

Seasonal Affective Disorder. If you get it, get ready to get it. The cold's rolling in, the dark's bearing down, and the overwhelming desire to turn in with the grizzly bears for the next 6 months is taking over. For those...

Monday, May 21, 2012
$90 from Etsy »

I think I would have preferred Fire Mario, but fake Zelda flames still trump the burning embers of an electric insert or flat screen loop. Especially an NES Zelda fire, in all of its pixelated glory. Etsy vendor James Bit...

Wednesday, September 4, 2013
$15.20 from Amazon »

A set of Gandalf vs. Saruman salt & pepper shakers solidifies it: salt is evil, pepper is good. Makes sense. Salt can curse us with high blood pressure resulting in an increased risk of heart disease and stroke. The worst...

Sunday, September 8, 2013
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Enter to win a deluxe Likebook, up to 500 pages of printed, full-color memories ($125 value)!...

Sunday, August 28, 2011
By: Bindsite

These remind me of the inside of a seashell combined with the skull of a superhuman... like Tom Cruise, Angelina Jolie or Larry David. I think these are the type of pieces that you can't own if you also own little kids. Very...

Saturday, July 28, 2012
$79.95 from Amazon »

Remote Control Cooler video viewing is a must. For the dudes. Ladies...don't send me hate mail. (Send it to the Australians, it was their idea.) According to the manufacturer, insulated walls 12" in diameter and 14" high that...

Tuesday, April 17, 2012
$2,900 from Etsy »

Pa-Rumba-Drum-Drum. Drummer boys (and girls) of all sizes can impress the king, the hot yoga instructor, and their mom with this elegantly designed and executed coffee table that moonlights as a four-piece drum set stacked...

Friday, August 12, 2011
$19.95 from NeatoShop.com »

I once crushed a live chameleon that lived in my office underneath a door when I opened it. This is very similar to the way it looked after. I had to have my partner throw it in the dumpster after that....

Tuesday, April 9, 2013
$39.95 - $79.99 from Amazon »

The list of items people inexplicably buy for their pets just keeps getting longer. I can't imagine any dog--even a neutered dog--forcibly suited up in a pair of Hurtta's canine overalls not spending every second thereafter...

Monday, May 14, 2012

While still in development, AeroVironment's Nano Hummingbird is poised to be a phenomenon of biological mimicry and urban surveillance. Which means pretty soon, my assertions that the birds are gathering reconnaissance and...

Wednesday, November 7, 2012
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Artist Ryan McArthur might just be Epson printing a name for himself as an icon of icons. His Walking Dead Minimalist Prints gave understated life to the essences of Sheriff Rick Grimes & Co., and now his Star Wars Prints...

Thursday, November 8, 2012
$64 from Firebox.com »

The Germans. So precise. They even have to formulate and label the aural art of swirling one's finger 'round a wine glass. Not that I'm complaining in this case. After all, the 12 delineations on these Musical Wine Glasses...

Monday, September 12, 2011
By: Youtube

My dog must be retarded. I couldn't even get him to lay on his back for 5 seconds without him attempting to lick his balls. This dog is like putty in his owner's hands. He's completely given his body over to him. On top of...

Friday, February 22, 2013
$149 from LUMOback »

While I would prefer a device and app that cures the back pain caused by my poor posture, I suppose a combo that encourages me to improve my posture to preclude back pain is...well...a distant second since it basically requires...

Tuesday, March 12, 2013
$40.45 - $49.60 from Amazon »

I always wonder if dogs appreciate the lengths humans go to to enhance their comfort. Not in the sense that they need to send a handwritten thank you card or bake us a lasagna (though picking up their own shit would be a nice...

Tuesday, January 22, 2013
$12.46 from Amazon »

As one reader review points out, if you are actually suffering from a psychological disorder, The Paranoid's Pocket Guide to Mental Illnesses You Can Just Feel Coming On will not cure you. It probably won't make you feel any...

Tuesday, April 16, 2013
$19 from Amazon »

It's not that quesadillas are hard to make on the stovetop or in the oven, it's that one typically craves a quesadilla when one is not fit to operate the stovetop or the oven. With minimal risk of administering second degree...

Thursday, May 23, 2013
Sold Out from Amazon »

Though maybe not quite as cool as the Blacktop 360 Party Hub Grill, The Five Cooking Method Grill still ranks pretty high on my I Would Like One of Those Excel spreadsheet. Plus, unlike the Blacktop, the Method's distinct...

Thursday, July 4, 2013

Unlike fireworks, entertainment by way of watching cats have a conniption represents easy, inexpensive, and safe* entertainment 365 days a year. Now we all know how I feel about cats, i.e., Satan and Joan Rivers' love children...

Thursday, February 16, 2012
$229.99 from Amazon »

Nest wears the hat triumvirate of temperature commander, energy conservationist, and significant other who actually listens and responds when you attempt to communicate with it. A thermostat that makes a diligent effort to...

Monday, April 22, 2013
$38.19 - $288.99 from Amazon »

Japanese earwax magnifiers, freeze dried meat, Today's Special is: weirdness. Now someone take that mannequin's hat off so he'll stop yammering about sharing and being nice to people. Honeyville Rancher's Cut carnivorous delicacies...

Thursday, May 30, 2013
$59.80 from Amazon »

Isn't it funny how the sun might give us cancer and kill us, but we likewise need it to survive, and also it can boil water in as little as 30 minutes with the help of a SunRocket Solar Kettle? The portable water heater and...

Sunday, May 6, 2012
$999.99 from Amazon »

With the purchase of the Ghostbusters Ghost Trap and Proton Backpack replicas, my psychologically warped transformation into circa 1984 Bill Murray is one step closer to complete. Now all that's left is the laser recreation...

Sunday, March 11, 2012
$15 from Odafree »

Odafree is an over-the-counter supplement ingested to combat odors associated with the excretion of feces and flatulence. Without the euphemisms? It's a daily pill that claims to remove the stench of hot death from shit and...

Saturday, March 16, 2013
Discontinued

Water bottles for the arm may not be a novel concept, but the Hydrosleeve is the first water bladder I've seen that caters to the upper body's favorite appendage. For runners and people seeking a way to kiss their massive...

Tuesday, January 24, 2012
$999.49 from Amazon »

An exact 1:6 replica of the Batmobile featured in The Dark Knight, created by Hong Kong's Hot Toys. The 29" long x 18 1/2" wide x 11" tall plastic model has functional headlights, a rooftop panel that opens and closes, and...

Wednesday, April 25, 2012
$10 from Lollyphile »

Yes, it's the rooster sauce hardened, domed out, and mounted on a stick. Sriracha Lollipops: where cocks become balls. Online 'pop shop Lollyphile has turned everyone's favorite liquid fire into a lickable creation that will...

Monday, February 18, 2013
$15 from Etsy »

Death Star Lollipops. An excellent concept. And might I suggest throwing some Pop Rocks in there too during a suck session so they actually explode in your mouth....

Friday, September 9, 2011
$220 from Etsy »

The Admiral is the latest and greatest in a long line of Steampunk USB drives from Will Rockwell. With a case of polished ziracote wood, brass tubing, a tiny boiler, and detailed gauge, The Admiral presents the essence of...

Wednesday, October 26, 2011
$18.95 from Etsy »

Leave a message in the sand for those who follow in your footsteps, poignant or not. Anything you want. These suckers are custom made to say whatever it is you like. I predict 50% of the orders are for some variant of "Fuck...

Friday, November 23, 2012
Sold Out from Amazon »

Did you know the squeezable, talk-raunchy-to-me Miss Naughty Doll also comes in compact, white elephant gift-ready keychain size? Until now, I didn't. I mean, a bookish, wholesome guy like me didn't even know a full-size Miss...

Thursday, August 11, 2011

This ammunition inspired chess set is made using spent .223 bullet shell casings. One side uses steel casings and the other side uses brass casings. The kings and queens are the only 4 pieces with an actual bullet re-set in...

Monday, December 19, 2011
$3,500 from Chef Stack »

Now this is a pancake machine Henry Ford would appreciate. It's almost akin to something you'd see Homer lying down in front of with his mouth open wide as the Chef Stack Pancake Machine pumps endless pancakes into his mouth...

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Though many people who get tattoos fancy themselves hardasses, it doesn't mean they don't want to coddle and pamper and amplify their sweet baby ink jobs. Fresh Ink Tattoo Enhancing Moisturizer endeavors to amp up the appearance...

Friday, January 25, 2013
$15.10 from Amazon »

I don't think it would be that hard to be a Zombie Tarot Card reader. Everyone's fate would be the same: death. I suppose you would have to get a little creative in describing the specifics of each poor sap's demise, but I'm...