Star Wars 3D DIY Metal Sculptures

I know it's early, but these Star Wars 3D DIY Metal Sculptures have "stocking stuffer" written all over them. The iconic characters and Rebel / Empire ship models are sculptures waiting to happen too, so they arrive packed...

TUMI CFX Southington Carbon Fiber Backpack

$1,100 from Amazon »

It's not bulletproof, but TUMI's Southington Backpack does have a carbon fiber construction and ID Lock features strong enough to protect your tech and gear from the dangers of the daily commute...

Programmable Mouse Jiggler

$18.51 from Amazon »

It's a professional jiggler! No, not Santa Claus. No. Not a stripper. This is a Mouse Jiggler. And it's got nothing to do with bellies and boobies. Though, like the belly and boobie jigglers, the Mouse Jiggler is here...

HD Waterproof Wireless Endoscopic Camera

That's a smart dude there, using an endoscopic camera to get an HD look at a cut lemon. I just held the one I wanted to zoom in on real close to my eye and...you probably know what happened then...

The Night King Mask

Composite Effects' Night King mask is the most recent addition to their Game of Thrones White Walker collection. Previously we saw one of the Night King's long-haired, extra-wrinkly cohorts. Both are designed to produce...

Pumpkin Spice Spray-On Spice

$10.99 from Amazon »

I've been waiting to show you this can of Pumpkin Spice Spray-On Spice. Waiting for the season of PSL, and Pumpkin Spice everything else, to arrive. My coffee run this morning confirmed it has. Pumpkin Spice Lattes, Pumpkin...

Pencil Time Pencils

Do you know what time it is? ... It's Mother Fucking Pencil Time! Going back to school? It's Mother Fucking Pencil Time! Leaving the kids a list of chores? It's Mother Fucking Pencil Time! Filling out your order at Umami...

SaberLight Flameless Plasma Beam Lighter

$29.99 from SaberLight »

Now that plasma beam, or Tesla coil lighters, are no longer new and thrilling, SaberLight has a different approach to selling you on these rechargeable flameless lighters: a big, fat sale. Get a pair of SaberLight's original...

Finger Cymbals

$5.99 from Amazon »

Finger cymbals are going to be the next big thing for football season, plus sports fans and concert goers in general. They're like a less obnoxious cowbell - the refined man's cowbell. And like a cowbell, finger cymbals...

Bandit9 Dark Side Motorcycle

$32k from Bandit9 »

I wonder if Bandit9's Dark Side has cookies. Only 9 people on earth will truly find out, as that's the number of bikes the Saigon-based custom motorcycle shop will build as part of this very limited edition...

HUDWAY Glass Heads-Up Navigation Display

$49.95 from HUDWAY Glass »

The HUDWAY Glass is a window to your soul. OK, slight exaggeration. The HUDWAY Glass is a window to a very tiny part of your soul: your favorite head-up display (HUD) mobile app. This projection device pairs with your...

Punchable USB-Connected Enter Key Pillow

$10.45 from Amazon »

Need to blow off some stress? Just hit Enter. Hard. This USB-connected Enter Key Pillow redefines what it means to punch a QWERTY key. In the best, best possible way. Hook the oversized, tetromino-style pillow into a...

Icky Stick Smooth Smoking Hand Pipe

$49.99 from Amazon »

I don't like the Icky Stick just because I get a kick out of its branding schtick. I mean, that's the biggest reason, but so too am I interested in this hand pipe's claim that it has been "specially designed to provide...

Jeri-Rigg Tie-Downs

$15.95 - $21.95 from Amazon »

Jeri-Rigg your whole life with this multi-functional tie-down / anchor point / attachment point / strap straight outta Chassell, Michigan. The Jeri-Rigg system pairs with securing tools such as bungee cords, tie-down...

Silicone Suction Lids

$7.95 - $15.65 from Amazon »

Someone with a very...very high opinion of these silicone suction storage lids calls them "one part rocket scientist, and two parts supermodel." Uh. What? Not that turning the cups and bowls you just used into instant...

Populele Smart Ukulele

$179 - $229 from Popuband »

You can uke it put your app into it. The Populele calls itself the world's first smart ukulele, and while I'm not sure anyone is going to rush to become the world's second smart ukulele, if you're the strummin' type this...

Star Wars Storm Trooper Electric Shaver

$29.02 from Amazon »

They used the Force Friday on me and all I can see is Star Wars merch! The Storm Trooper Electric Shaver from Philips Norelco is another forthcoming (10/1/17) addition to the Star Wars: The Last Jedi frenzy...

LEGO Star Wars Millennium Falcon 2017

$799.99 from LEGO »

Start saving your credits and wupiupi. LEGO is dropping a new Millennium Falcon model - a 7,500-piece behemoth of a brick freighter - on October 1, 2017. Need a gift for a man? Particularly a man you'd like to make very...

Fast Strike Self Defense Weapon

$22.95 from Amazon »

It's called Fast Strike and - whirwhack! - it's gonna sting. The non-lethal self defense weapon looks like the antenna on the cordless phone my family had growing up. Which, coincidentally, also kinda hurt when someone...

littleBits Star Wars Droid Inventor Kit

$81.95 from Amazon »

Want your kids to learn a littleBits about tech as you secretly relish the interactive R2-D2 they're building? The Star Wars Droid Inventor Kit hit littleBits shelves just in time for Force Friday II...

Armored Leather Wonder Woman Costume

$875 from UD Replicas »

Why simply dress up as Wonder Woman when you can transform into Wonder Woman corseted and zipped into custom sewn leather form-molded over motorcycle grade body armor? This UD Replicas creation isn't just a costume, it's...

Alcove Laptop Case & Private Work Station

$89 - $129 from Alcove »

When Alcove isn't protecting your laptop from bumps and scuffs as a carrying case, it unfolds to protect your privacy and channel your focus as a mobile workstation...

This Book Is a Planetarium

$27.17 from Amazon »

This Book Is a Planetarium picks up right where your homemade eclipse viewer skills left off. You don't even need an empty Rice Krispies box or aluminum foil. Kelli Anderson's collection of functional doohickies are all...

Native Pumpkin Spice Latte Deodorant

$12 from Native »

Pumpkin Spice Latte season is upon us, and Native natural deodorant has one question: do your armpits need some PSL TLC?...