Sombra Shade Beach Canopy

$30 - $40 Sombra Shade »

Say WassSom, bra?! to fellow surfers, sunners, partiers, and greasy dudes leering at bikini-clad co-eds on the beach this Spring Break. The Sombra Shade beach canopy is a lightweight, low-profile sun blocker made for...

CRKT CEO Folding Knife

$39 Amazon »

CRKT says their CEO folding knife "pairs best with an extra dark roast and a long to-do list." Ugh. Now you know I like me some good cheese when it comes to Dad jokes and wordplay. Usually, the stinkier the better, as...

HUROYAMA Drain Volcano

Grimy drains clogged with hair and soap scum, and bubbles got you ready to blow? Pop on a HUROYAMA drain volcano and let your water continue to flow fast and free like lava up and over the debris. The strainer traps clogging...

KFC Crocs

I hate Crocs. And I'm not as much of a KFC fanboy as I am a dedicated patron of Popeyes and my mama's kitchen when she gets out the deep fryer. But I have to give KFC Crocs credit for one gem of a KFC Crocs pitch: "Put...

Rotary Cellphone

Next time your kid - or anyone you know under the age of 30 - wishes for a new phone, whip them up a Rotary Cellphone, and be like, "Wish granted!" Then sit back with some Boom Chicka Pop and watch them try to figure...

MySmartBlinds - Blinds Automation Kit

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I wouldn't say I have blind(s) faith in the MySmartBlinds Automation Kit, but I do really, really want them to work. Not because I'm too lazy to open my own damn blinds or want a fully pimped out smart home, but because...

Hapbee - On-Command Feelings Wearable

$299 Hapbee »

On-command feelings. Hapbee is a wearable head or neck band that says it will let you control whether you feel calm, alert, focused, relaxed, or sleepy. Sounds great, huh? And would that it were true. Or rather, would...

They say the best way to fight the coronavirus is to wash your hands. But what fun is that? Germ busting via hand-washing requires no fancy gadgets. No special sanitizers. No multi-filtered medical-grade purifiers revered by hospitals and germophobes everywhere for their ability to suck 99.9997%...

Better Shredder for Meat & Food

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Infusion Living makes this Better Shredder for meat...and, you know, like, food. In general. So while you can certainly grind up some sliders, pull you some pork, and shred the cluck out of a batch of chicken wings, I...

Physio Logic Fever-Bugz - Stick-On Fever Indicators

$6.06 Amazon »

Physio Logic Fever-Bugz monitor whether your kids (or you) need more cowbell in 2-degree increments for up to 48 hours per sticker. Fever-Bugz aren't thermometers per se, but for parents who want to check and monitor...

Spaghetti Monster Pasta Servers

$18.09 Amazon »

OTOTO's new Spaghetti Monster kitchen utensils are technically called pasta servers, but I think in being true to their inspiration, and honoring the FSM, their highest and best use at your next dinner party would be...

Volvo 240 Winter Cabin

Chris Labrooy, your Winter Cabin had me at Volvo 240. And that's before I even processed what I was looking at: not one, but two Volvo 240 wagons gettin' it on in a 69, and then slid into the side of the cabin, Tetris-style...

Rubber Cast Iron Skillet

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I saw this rubber cast iron skillet, a movie prop and excellent prank idea from NewRuleFX, and couldn't help but run it. After all, this weekend marked both the 92nd Academy Awards, and UFC 247, Jon Jones vs. Dominick...

Internet Cookies - A Cookie Subscription for Foodies

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Oh Internet, I will definitely accept these Cookies. If you're a sweet snack monster, and maybe even more so if you're a foodie who needs more than the "C" in "cookie" to make it good enough for you, check out Internet...

SuninX Multi-Functional Infrared Mirror Heater

If the bathroom is your best room, the SuninX Infrared Mirror Heater from Infralia is going to make you want to get out of the shower / off the toilet / away from that sexy face looking back at you even less than you...

E27: What Is This Thing?

$19.95 - $24.95 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 27 of What Is This Thing?, a fun / dumb challenge / no-brainer I set forth with one simple photo and one simple question: what is this thing? Oh, I also give you a few hints to help / do nothing to...

MudWatt STEM Kit - Grow Your Own Living Fuel Cell

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Electricity from mud. That's the game, or rather, the challenge your kiddos will get from a MudWatt STEM Kit. The kit comes with all the groundwork for building a living fuel cell, and all you'll need to add to start...

Baketan Reiseki Ghost Detector

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I ain't 'fraid of no...aaahhh! My Baketan Reiseki Japanese ghost detector just lit up all red! That means evil spirit. That means I need my proton pack and my ghost trap, but all I've got on hand is my ghost stone and...

How to Smoke Pot (Properly)

$17 Amazon »

If you're messin' with "the Devil's lettuce," better do it right. And, according to How to Smoke Pot (Properly): A Highbrow Guide to Getting High, better do it classy too. Author David Bienenstock explores the best and...the...

SnapSafe Under Bed & Trunk Safe

$357.11 - $375.49 Amazon »

Guess what my favorite part about this line from SnapSafe is: "With SnapSafe Specialty Safes, your valuable belongings will be out of the sight of ne'er-do-wells, and you'll have peace of mind, knowing that they're not...

CrazyCap UV Water Bottle Purifier

$62.99 - $69.99 Amazon »

Doesn't sound so crazy to me to want clean drinking water. But maybe the CrazyCap, a UV water purifier that screws right on top of your water bottle, takes its name from the anticipated public response to hearing this...

61" Freestanding Cedar Wood Bathtub

$1,806.35 Amazon »

Rub-a-dub-dub, 1 dude in a tub. ... Unless a coupla ladies out there would like to join me in this 61" freestanding cedar wood soaking masterpiece...

Just Text Us Doormat

$55.99 - $109.99 Etsy »

"Just text us when you're here. No need to knock and get the dogs involved." Whether you're a pet owner or not, this doormat sends a relatable message. And since anyone who comes over is certainly on their phone right...

Tenuto Wearable Vibrator for Men (NSFW)

$149.99 Mystery Vibe »

Mystery Vibes' Tenuto is the sexy toy company's first wearable vibrator for men, and the next in what appears to be a growing market. Though nowhere near as prevalent as vibrators for ladies, male vibrators just keep...